Irv Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Could Josh beat up the never-been-beaten Norris? 2 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMAKCruiser Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 No 1 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of a K-Gun Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 11 days between games is a really long time... 1 2 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Boy Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 The boogie man looks under the bed for Chuck. Chuck looks under the bed for Josh Allen💪🦬 3 3 8 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 No, but he could beat Seagal and Van Damme in a handicap match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 No. Chuck Norris is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 1 minute ago, Royale with Cheese said: No. Chuck Norris is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Yeah, but Josh has a rocket 🚀 launcher…, 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Grundy Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 32 minutes ago, Irv said: Could Josh beat up the never-been-beaten Norris? Ummm... Bruce Lee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdabillsfan Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 "No. Chuck Norris is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu." So, he's a ninja manscaper🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg S Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 59 minutes ago, Son of a K-Gun said: 11 days between games is a really long time... On the plus side we only have to wait 6 days until our week 3 matchup at Miami and its a 1:00 game on Sunday afternoon. I forgot what it was like to watch the Bills on Sunday afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Depends on if they are both wearing these pants or not! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 5 4 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Irv = RunJoshRun, but with intriguing topics. At times. 🤔 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 They call it a "round house kick" because Josh Allen kicked over Chuck Norris' entire house 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Brown Eye Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 I was just going to start this same thread! Nice job Irv, as there is really nothing else to discuss in season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Suffering Fan Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Josh Allen can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.....at night. Josh Allen once had an arm wrestling contest with superman. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside for the rest of his life. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Norris is an 82 year old snow flake, Josh by a mile. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanSD Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Beat him up? Probably not. That's a 15 yard penalty and automatic ejection if he throws a punch. Stiff-arm him into oblivion? Of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthomas Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Josh would stiff arm Chucky in the face & toss him to the ground like the old man he is today. I dont care how much kung fu he knew back in the day, Josh would wreck him 21 minutes ago, Mickey said: Norris is an 82 year old snow flake, Josh by a mile. agree 100% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wppete Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Captain_Quint said: Depends on if they are both wearing these pants or not! can you imagine having that kind of flexibility in jeans?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Josh Allen makes onions cry Chuck Norris wears a Josh Allen jersey 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGFOOTspaceman Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 A fight between Josh Allen and Chuck Norris would cause the fundamental break down of the laws of physics. All of space, time and reality would crumble into a singularity of infinite madness resulting in Tom Brady de-aging 25 years and restarting his career with all his knowledge and skills remaining intact. For this reason, Chuck Norris is currently being held at a remote cryo prison on the moon. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 13 minutes ago, teef said: can you imagine having that kind of flexibility?!?! I fixed your post. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 OK now you’re making me choose between my two heroes it’s not fair 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Bills Fan Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Chuck in his prime would beat most people including every NFL player except maybe the ones that are black belts in some martial art. I am sure there are some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Boy Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 51 minutes ago, teef said: can you imagine having that kind of flexibility in jeans?!?! Not with out singing a High soprano😵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 15, 2022 Author Share Posted September 15, 2022 2 hours ago, LabattBlue said: I was just going to start this same thread! Nice job Irv, as there is really nothing else to discuss in season. Great minds think alike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Watkins' Rib Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Good to see at @Virgil’s Dad back posting and asking the questions we all want answers to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 3 hours ago, teef said: can you imagine having that kind of flexibility in jeans?!?! My biggest fear is doing a roundhouse kick and splitting my pants. This solves it all for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Chuck Norris is Josh's doordash driver. And after he delivers the food he tips Josh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyobills89 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble you win, forever. Chuck Norris spells Josh Allen. Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. Josh Allen once stiff armed a man's soul from the football field. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwai San Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 6 hours ago, Son of a K-Gun said: 11 days between games is a really long time... Ain't it tho!!! Damn I knew this thread would be full of laughs BEFORE I clicked on it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HamSandwhich Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 6 hours ago, Rico said: No, but he could beat Seagal and Van Damme in a handicap match. Have you seen Seagal these days? I could beat him up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dopey Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 (edited) Chuck Norris and Christie Brinkley would make a great tag team in WWE. Just saying. TOTAL GYM !!! For the grandpa/grandma in you. Edited September 15, 2022 by Dopey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red King Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Josh Allen doesn't throw the ball. He scares it into fleeing his hand at unreal speeds. ...ahm... Sorry, I'm tired atm. XD 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimeTime101 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 topic qualities are going downhill on these forums lately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 4 minutes ago, PrimeTime101 said: topic qualities are going downhill on these forums lately you really need to lighten up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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