Ridgewaycynic2013

'New Jerseys Available'. * Not surprisingly; both the NFL teams underachieve.

But it's New England! They should be willing to play for free just to be coached by Belichick! 😁

While we're at it, what has happened to the drop kick?

You're all missing '🙏🏻' in his tweet. They're just arranging a men's prayer and fellowship meeting...via Skype, of course.

'He who hesitates is lost'. * aka 'GIt on the bus, sucka!'

Buy a case of masks...get a free FEMA trailer? (International customers only, one per address.)

Judging from my time as a vehicle inspector way back in the 70s, not a whole lot of people really cared. 😁

Erie, Pa., and you've got a deal. Make sure there's lots of pictograms / hieroglyphics in the rail station so Cleveland players aren't taking the train home to Buffalo.

Slice is your vice? 🤔

Considering the 'April Fool' joke nature is pulling on humanity, I thought all lesser pranks had been cancelled. 🤔🤨

Look for your apology on Twitter in 5...maybe 7 days.

Imagine that in a moment of boredom, AB had come up with this idea...😳

Just Reading this, and I wonder why teef hasn't already volunteered. 🤔 * Interesting how many of these businesses sound like a Ponzi scheme, when you look at how they finance the operation.

Either he's getting swamped, or is wisely filtering calls. 😁

Don't give our junior radio personalities / sports columnists here at TBD-TSW any ideas...🤨 * 😁