Ridgewaycynic2013

Guddammit, Gugny, that version of Mr. Met you're using as an avatar is downright scary! 😳 Like Celine Dionne and Chad Kelly had a love child, or somepin equally bizarre.

I wouldn't trust him not screwing up putting the toy Hess truck in the box. ('Him' being Woody, Wrex, or Rob.)

Greenspan would say "irrational exuberance". Kramer would say "unbridled enthusiasm".

A disappointment, yes, but he also seems grounded enough in his faith to know what truly is important in life.

I'll start printing the T-shirts: 'He's tanned, rested, and ready. Peterman for QB in 2020'. Someone ask BurpleBull what size he/she wants.

Get Daboll's 'dollar store game plans on loose leaf', and switch them out with New England's offensive plans. Overinflate the footballs. Switch Brady's cleats, he seemed to have difficulty yesterday with his footing. If Gronkowski is playing, tie his shoelaces together, it should take him until halftime to undo the knots.

What was the over/under on the word 'obviously' in Marrone's post game comments yesterday?

Did we ever get it back from TO? If not, bring him in!

If that's a sneaky reference to ST:TOS, it's well played. If not, just call me Emily Litella.

He DOES look like Aaron Paul, doesn't he?!

Hue Jackson says "Vindication is mine! What's Chris Johnson's phone number? Hurry up, I don't want Rex calling him first!"

Daboll must have received a new spiral bound notebook. Better to keep all plays and schemes bound and in one place.

That, or somebody gave the 'Bluto Blutarsky - Pearl Harbor' speech just before the Bills came out onto the field to start the game.

"Have you checked the basement (visiting team's hotel) for pods?"

Well, the Bills could tarp off stadium sections ala Jacksonville. Better yet, what became of all those cardboard cutouts of people used in the filming of 'The Natural' at WMS?