Ridgewaycynic2013

America's pillow.

If there was a drawback to Mark Kelso on the radio broadcasts, it was the amount of information that he would shoehorn in after every play. Good work on his part, just too much of it. It might have been due to Murphy's lack of detail on the play that had just occurred.

Especially if the medical community has decided that you haven't got a need for a few internal organs. 🙁

"Ms. Irsay, there's a Doug Flutie calling on line one...and he doesn't sound happy..."

You don't suppose the table tennis and foosball table of Wrecks' era were actually half assed strength and conditioning tools? Table tennis can really develop one's lateral movements and strength! 🤔 McDermott has them all sitting at desks, studying playbooks for a system that must be half a step below advanced calculus. Strong minds, yes, but strong bodies must also be cultivated. Including feet. Especially feet. And maybe some heavy duty work boots with metatarsal protection. Too many 'stepped on' injuries of late. 🤨

I bet we know how Cousins feels! 😁

Adoring fan: "Gee, Mr. Cousins, you have a lot of different jerseys in your closet! Almost as many as Fitz!" Cousins: "YOU LIKE THAT?!?" * With that catchphrase, Kirk Cousins is about as close to Randy Savage as anyone I can think of.

I thought a 'dry needling session' was what most of the comments are here on TBD-TSW. 🤔 No, didn't he end up in Dallas for a while?

Age is definitely not your friend when it comes to this malady / faux pas.

Got it...Coach Tuesday is in reality No. Day all dalk dad way.

As the old Frenchman I worked with used to say, "I dink ee god da goud!" 🤔 (I think he's got the gout.)

Indeed! Agreed!

Bills might as well call Kelly Services as Slay. Probably get someone for slightly above the minimum wage.

Coincidentally, that's about the amount of time Spiller would spend running east, west, and south after he took the handoff. Net gain: -2 yards. 🙁

That's what the Chargers' doctor told Tyrod. That's what they said about the Chargers' doctor. 🤔