Ridgewaycynic2013

Don't forget the Arrowhead Exclusionary clause. The 30 days can be served by anyone on the 53 player active roster. 🤔🤨

I still don't see why New England forfeits a conditional draft pick to the Chefs...🤔🤨

Public service announcement: Russ Brandon has nothing to do with this new partnership, the Buffalo Bills, or New Era Cap. (Just in case he tries to attach himself to it.)

Dear Mr. Stewart, Please return the #1 jersey you posed with at the draft. You will immediately incur a $5 per day late fee for each day it is not returned. Cincinnati Bengals Accounting Department

Bride the First's brother in law absolutely loved his Crown Royal. In 2012, the distillery made a special limited batch that was aged in barrels that dated back to when some of whisky was produced in Waterloo Ontario. As it was also their 40th wedding anniversary, I splurged on a good sized bottle for them. Sadly, we lost him to poor health in early 2017. Never one to miss the little things, my sister in law kept her husband's cremains in the Crown Royal bottle sleeve, as there were two memorial services. One here in southern Ontario, one 'up north' where they retired to. 🙂

Did anyone else read the thread title, and immediately think of Sheriff Bart's line in 'Blazing Saddles': "Excuse me while I whip this out..." 🤔

Agreed. As Lenny Bruce said, "with usage, it becomes trite."

I thought he was a Shaolin priest. 🤔 There's a reason that orange is a predominant colour in the Cleveland Browns uniform. 😉

They missed the obligatory view of Niagara Falls in the distance. 😠

Loose lips sink ships...and hurt people's feelings. * We won't see him until the third week of training camp. 🙁

Mayfield harshly critiques the course conditions. Learned a lot on his groundskeeper gig.

Oh, pshaw...he's only 83. Stop exaggerating.

No wonder Byner did 'Bizarre', to get the saccharine out of his system after that commercial. 🤔🤨

You can't buy beer...you can only rent it.

After the first year here, Bledsoe did precious little standing. It was then either stumbling or picking himself up off the turf... * Try the nightly dinner special! I'm here all week!

Real fans drink Labatt 50. * Q. What's worse than a Labatt 50? A. A warm Labatt 50. 😁

Keep my grandmother's pronunciation out your (censored) thread! 😠

All the Dolphins need do is name a dance step after Samuel (the 'Junior'?) and have Ross perform it. Then Samuel Jr. would probably sign for rookie minimum. 🤔😁 "Then they be sooo nice...lawd, Samuels boys be lovey dovey..." 😁

"Maybe they're just sleeping. Buffalo Blues prefer kipping on the ice..."

The Ridgeway Brewers Retail at one point was the busiest in the network in Ontario. It really was the only convenient one if you were on the way to Sherkston. The Fort Erie store at the time was buried up in the north end. The Ridgeway store is now in its third iteration. There were times people were lined up 50 or more waiting to get in.

Golf? 🤔😁

The 'green death' name was apparently first used by New Englanders to describe Heffenreffer beer, but the name was happily coopted by WNYers to describe Genesee's ale...and its effect on drinkers. * During a few strikes in the seventies and eighties, Brewers Retail (now the Beer Store) closed, and LCBOs were allowed to import large amounts of cheap beer from the U.S. In the Niagara Peninsula, we seemed to get a lot of Blatz beer, which my brother described as the beer named after the sounds made the following morning after drinking it.

I think referencing Genesee Cream Ale, aka 'the green death'. Before Labatt became ubiquitous in WNY, Genesee was the frugal beer of choice.

Takes a bit of perseverance on the viewer's part, but you'll get to the definitive pronunciation. 😁

Is he sending signals? Or trying to keep warm? 🤔