Ridgewaycynic2013

I was just playing off the incongruities of your attitude against your screen name. 😁

Then again, OP is the originator of the stadium renderings thread...

"Judge not, lest ye be judged."

His great uncle is a fine banjo player, as well as comedian and comedy writer. * 🤔

Does the fact that Tua's been talking like Flash Bazbo for over a week have anything to do with it? 🤔

Switch the team training table to homogenized whole milk instead of that 2% nonsense. Bones seem too brittle.

Never see Kelvin Benjamin wearing himself out like that...😉

Just pass him off as McKittrick next game, and the league will be none the wiser. * (This is a satirical look at the situation. I would never advocate for a player returning unless cleared by a reputable medical professional. Not this guy:)

What is out of bounds? 1. Criticism of zebras. 2. Calling out the league for different standards of response and discipline for various teams and individual players. * You didn't expect a serious response from me, did you? 🤔🤨

Another clever attempt at a "we picked the wrong Josh!" thread. 😉

I hope that they don't employ as many 'blanket indictments' as some of the previous generations do. 🤨

Replacement team appointed:

'The Defiant Ones' (1958) meets the 'Dumb and Dumber' franchise. Total worldwide box office: $712.17.

Bills front office reading TBD-TSW. Beane will do anything to keep a player away from Belichick. 🤔

Hoover. I suggest he sue Hoover Vacuum Company.

Wasn't disputing the facts, was just commenting on AB's penchant for crass conduct, ala a Springer show topic. 😁

You sure it wasn't Jerry Springer he said?

On the yacht?! 🤔

As for personal and verifiable incidents of concussion, I have none. I did stand up too soon when exiting a machinery pit while ascending stairs years ago, and cracked my hard head on a steel cross beam. Results: 1. My high school Spanish seemed to be more easily recalled. 2. It must have affected my short term memory. I could have sworn I posted to this thread yesterday...🤔🤨

One of my former employers had this system; the contracted security firm's guards were tasked with this, as well as letting workers into the stockroom on 'off shift' periods. Words of advice: NEVER give this responsibility to an OCD pensioner. 😁

Good thinking. How do we work in the shirtless fans into the shot? 🤔

Needz mohr Vrenge Gahnaydeeon. 😁

Just scrolling through LinkedIn postings, and the Dorsey footage has replaced the 'angry monkey throwing laptop' footage for the text 'manually input employment history immediately after uploading resume'. Look for Adam Karpiak.