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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. I worked with two brothers who were Wayne and Duane. Wayne was the older, we always figured they asked 'pops' what is the second boy's name at the kid's birth: "duh...Wayne? No, wait, we already have a Wayne."
  2. The kid that told me to get a phone with better screen resolution. 🤪🤓
  3. Bring in Gase, but ONLY as QB coach / guru. 🙄 Keep him the eff away from everything else, including the ammonia inhalants.
  4. Jane Wyatt?
  5. They're legalizing recreational marijuana...not crack cocaine and meth. 🤨
  6. Not in 'Your Wildest Dreams' would I have guessed that correctly. 😁
  7. Does that mean Watkins gets one more game to sit out? 🤔
  8. Just for fun I Googled 'bad Beatles covers' and got this: https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/louispeitzman/16-truly-terrible-beatles-covers I will leave you to explore Shatner, Mrs. Miller, Tiny Tim, et al on your own. You have been warned. 😳
  9. No, that's where the hockey arena went. But since there's not a professional team using it, you might bulldoze and build a football stadium there... * 😇😁
  10. A substantial premium reduction if you check the box that says 'Buffalo Sabres fan'. * 😁
  11. I half expect bad art dealers to begin producing a Buffalo Sabres version of this ⬆️ theme, featuring ex GMs and coaches.
  12. Every time I read the thread title I think it's going to be a critique on ECDA Flynn and his staff's conviction rate.
  13. "Good morning, mister front desk BCBS security man. I come with the naming rights to the stadium. I will be needing a phone extension and a medium to large office. Brandon is my name. Russ Brandon."
  14. Heartwarming family activity or not, I still say if anyone shows this to Kim, they sleep with the fishes...🤨 * 😁
  15. If anyone sends this to Mrs. P's email, they're going to get such a pinch...🤨
  16. Belichick can fix that for you...along with a few 'other' improvements. (Improvements in his opinion, not yours...)
  17. Goes hand in hand with Coach Stephenson's favourite quote regarding "showing a lot of character."
  18. Sammy Watkins: "Hold my beer!" * snap
  19. I think he stole it from 'The Godfather'. The scene where the guy wakes up with Frau Blücher's head in his bed.
  20. To paraphrase the priest in the Seinfeld episode: "Well, then it's simple...you're all going to Hell".
  21. Mrs. P. is giving the Sabres to Mr. P. for his 70th birthday. She misunderstood when he said he wanted 'a Mickey Mouse' outfit. * Yes, it's an old joke and I shamelessly appropriated it.
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