Ridgewaycynic2013

Brown goes to a creative writing workshop for a week, to come up with pithy phrases to use during broadcasts. 😁

"It was like a BIG apple pie..."

Björck! Björck! Björck!

Hats off to the regional OTBs for finding cushy directors positions, once a politician has worn out their welcome with the public. 🤨

It's almost a shame that Tammy Faye Bakker went on to her eternal reward a few years back. Her tearful entreaties on behalf of the good people of Atlanta might just have brought a well deserved third NHL franchise to the city. 🙄🤨

How can you disagree with an expert?!

HOUSE always seems to liven up the joint. 😁 * I am curious as to where Saxum (Limeaid) has been. Hasn't been seen here since November. I vaguely remember he had some health issues prior to that.

I was wondering where you had gotten to. 🤔

>>> "OK, Mr. Adams. Read the third line down on the eye chart." <<< "Read it?! I just drafted him!"

But dayum, that guy could police a cafeteria line. "No extras for you, Kelvin!" 😠

Yeah, well Tammy Faye Bakker cried a lot, too. 🤔😁

By February 2026, McDavid gives an interview to the Amherst Bee, speaking in a barely audible whisper about his desire to be traded. 🤔 Ushers at KeyBank Center no longer ask for inflatable palm trees to be removed - armed security guards confiscate them. (The palm trees...not the ushers.)

No, Irv was really Irv. Not Curt. 🤔 Rick Azar, however, was really Ricardo Carballada. 😁 You waited on Irv at Flay's on Delaware Ave?! 😇

For quite a few years until Ontario repealed the 'Sunday blue laws' regarding businesses opening, one could go down to the local gin mill and watch some dancer take off almost every stitch of clothing. You could not, however, find an open hardware store to get some absolutely vital part for home repair. 🤔🙄

Only because some bean counter figured out just how many massages that costed out to...🤔

Also for his inability to "WATCH WHERE THE #¥*€ YOU'RE GOING!!!" 😡

How dare you mention this group, and omit Robert 'HoF' Foster, one of Alabama's finest WRs to ever wear a Bills uniform?! 🤨😉😁

Turned to see if you still had your end of the couch, and got blindsided by a skateboard? 🤔

...on her six toes on each foot. 🤨 * In some areas, AI might have advantages, but for long form composition, I think AI should FO.

Reading this was like listening to an old Paul Harvey's 'The Rest of the Story'. You may have got to the result you wanted, but it was torture getting there. "And do you know who that newspaper boy was, Americans? Who trudged through snow and rain to bring Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public their morning news, often before sunrise?" "Guddammit, man, get to the payoff!!!"

I don't know. 🤔 No, what's on second. Who's on first. I don't know is on third. 😇😁

Wait a minute!!! I thought Costanza was hired by the Jets, not the Sabres!

Bad enough there's AI, now there's AI imitating TBD members. 🤨 * What have you done with the REAL Sierra Foothills?! AB might as well just go into politics.

Google AI immediately addresses the issue:

Walkin'? More like running...