Ridgewaycynic2013

Stick around, 'Joy Boy'...they're thinking of renaming the Edmonton Elks to the Edmonton Goats.

Britt Reid borrow Rice's car? 🤨

Then quit letting Goodell **** us out of conditional draft pick placement. 🤬

U god dad ride, paz-door! Urs droo-lee Mahr-DEE BOO-rahn

Looks like 'Saved By the Bell's Slater and Zack had a love child. 🤨

DC Defenders have Gregg Williams as a coach. Every other team should just forfeit their games with DC immediately. 🤨

I haven't seen this much 'irrational exuberance' since Sills V. 🤨 * BTW, where has Sherlock Holmes been lately? 🤔

Emo Phillips played football?! G'wan! 🤨 *

Crucifixions are popular on Good Friday. 🤔

I am unsure of which lead vocalist (Denise McCann, or her replacement Darby Mills) sang 'Wrecking Ball', but the poor woman sounded as if she was stuck in a subway train's doors.

Pro Football Reference website lists Johnson at 314 lbs, 6' 4". 🤔 That a big enough Johnson for ya?

I haven't been this excited since that glut of QB talent arrived with the Draft of 2018!!! * 🤔

Every time I see his name, Dave Mason's 'We Just Disagree' starts playing in my head. 🤨

"You made your bed...now lie in it."

Never mind that...can I get me another suh-weet tea, and a few extra sugar packets? About a dozen? 🤔

Projecting forward: One month: Boomerang hires the young lady as vocalist. * Three months: Boomerang and young lady agree to part ways after she refuses to emulate lead vocalist for the Headpins. You know, the girl who gets her hand caught in the ball return at the bowling alley. *

On an unrelated related (?🤔) issue, does anyone remember that chiropractor that used to advertise his services on WGR 550, but insisted on doing his own commercials? He was the chiropractor equivalent of Tom Carvel pushing Cookie Puss and Fudgie the Whale ice cream cakes.

Fortunately, our energy levels and ability to actually DO anything 'bad' are radically reduced by age. 🙁

Read the Batman and Robin captions all the way to the end to receive your reward...🤔

Even for the London games? 🤨 Not lame. * * Cotton / polyester blend.

'Doctor Dave' was one of his early nicknames. Eminently preferable to the other psychology teacher who came, spent a year, and ran off for the hills. I didn't know you were a fugitive from the 'State Jail for the Criminally Insane'. And before you protesteth too much, Joe Wolf was the one who told us grade 11s that nickname. 😁 🎶Joy to the fishes in the CLC🎵 🎵Joy to Chuck Ende!🎶 Hence my comment regarding 'the other guy'.

Same reason those ships collided in the Welland Canal a few years back. One vessel lost steering control at a critical moment.

If you're talking to Johnson, you missed a comma: "OK. Good luck with that, Woody!" * If you're talking to Zach Wilson, the quote is fine 'as is'. OK. Good luck with that Woody!" * Mrs. Johnson: "That's what I said!"

Getting in as an early franchisee of 'Russ Wilson Dangerous Sangwidges'.

Two ways MHJ can accomplish this: The wrong way: Scratch out 'Marvin' on his birth certificate, write in 'William'. The right way: Submit the correct forms to the Department of Vital Statistics or to the Court of Common Pleas in his county of residence in Pennsylvania.