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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Geez...you're not very complimentary, are you?! 🀨 * πŸ˜‰πŸ˜
  2. "Hey, Coach! I think Accounting forgot to add in my quarterly payment for consecutive games played."
  3. The bookies lost their shirts on the Sunday evening games (O/U). This was to let them ketchup. 😁 * And after all the crap surfacing regarding fixing in pro sports, prove me wrong. 🀨
  4. Someone switched Brady's notes. His current playbook assumes Trent Edwards is the QB.
  5. Brady: "Coleman is slacking off." McD: "Make him run laps." * Two weeks later. * McD: "How's Coleman's attitude?" Brady: "Better, but his legs are now mammoth, and he's slower." McD: "Good, another body for the D!"
  6. Probably there to schmooze with Bills fans. "Hey, can you put in the good word with Terry or Brandon for me? I'm a really really good OC!"
  7. Often injured defense, these players are too soft. This team needs to bring back Gregg Williams. * DISCLAIMER: This suggestion is totally sarcastic, a farcical idea. I am clearly declaring it as such, since Williams will probably claim this one post on a message board is proof that many NFL teams are interested in him. 🀨
  8. Not enough fibre in their diets.
  9. He was getting tired being Mike Brown's driver, as part of his 'physical rehab'.
  10. Have the Bills paid the Jags for all the damage done in the visitor locker room post game? πŸ€”
  11. "Effective immediately, all players attending the combine will be required to wear capri pants. Mike McDaniel will advise as to an approved retailer."
  12. Breaking news?! No, nothing's broken...just torn MCL and PCL.
  13. So they bring back Daboll...πŸ€” One game in, consensus: "We're saved!" Five games in: "Daboll in the booth!" Seven games in: "Who hired this psycho?!"
  14. ASCAP must have got pissy over the REM song parody. πŸ€”
  15. He'll just jack up the price of almonds. 😁 Just kidding.
  16. Guddam good sight they're humans, and not horses.
  17. Da fuq is this, 'Glee'? 🀨 * πŸ˜‰πŸ˜
  18. Does Buffalo have a chapter of Rageaholics Anonymous?
  19. Did they save the wrap that was on Wrecks' pickup truck? They can put it on Daboll's!
  20. "Hello...is the position remote?"
  21. Hold the 'Fire McDermott and Beane' billboards. We might be doing a 'Ban Sgt. Ski' one first. πŸ€”
  22. OP home shows as Tampa, Florida. Must be the first salvo of TB Bucs psy ops.
  23. Brady: "OK, they'll never expect us to try it again!" * And it's now 13-0!
  24. Never mind Gabe Davis. Get me the Sarge!
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