Ridgewaycynic2013

Wait! What?! There's an NFL team in Atlanta?! * No matter how successful a season they might have, I always find myself at some point in the offseason saying "Oh, yeah. Atlanta Falcons. They're a team." 🤔

That might be 'The Charmings'. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Charmings

Too much finesse with all that subtlety and sweeping. You ain't trying unless your rock ends up two rinks over. A variation on my billiards philosophy of hit them hard enough, something will go in. 😁

I wager he would settle for the 'Big 5'. Already tried Darnold, and he could get Rosen, Mayfield, Lamar, and that 'baby faced' kid from Wyoming. Can't recall his name now. 🤔 * I thought 'Mason Rudolph' were two of Santa's reindeer.

I don't care whose tie dyed hats he wears. Bring him back.

Just sell Woody on the prospect of having every QB drafted in 2018 eventually wearing the Jets uniform. He'll lap that up. 😁

'Baker Bucks' is more appropriate and sounds better than 'Danny Dimes'. * 🤔

That Stephen Root is everywhere ! 😁

And a couple of hosers to listen...

Even worse...Canadian content classic rock. Trooper. April Wine. Harlequin.

You must have 'rocks' in your head. 🤔 * 😉😁

I can't tell from the picture. Maybe we should ask her to turn around? 🤔

Viagra is a PED? 🤔

Go back to the early 2000s for 'Boomtown'. Two seasons, first season was done in the 'Rashomon' style, where the viewer repeatedly views a crime through the eyes of different parties to the situation. Deemed too complicated to follow by NBC, dumbed down to a second season that only ran 6 episodes of a run of the mill police procedural. Graham Yost was the creator / producer. Excellent cast.

I was thinking the Bills just signed Big L Distributors as a primary sponsor.

I wonder what would be on a Subway sandwich named for Rex Ryan? 🤔 * There's another off-season thread for you: 'Subway Sandwiches Inspired by NFL Players and Coaches'. The Rex Ryan: Triple baloney on plain white roll, lots of mayo. Before the 'sandwich artist' making it delivers it to the customer, they drop back the extra ingredients into the bins. 🤨

For a nickel? 🤔

The Saskatchewan Roughriders hereby withdraw their infringement lawsuit against the NY Jets, the Roughriders' legal representation (Community Legal Services of Regina, Saskatchewan) announced today. * 🤔

I read the thread title, and immediately thought of Seinfeld saying "Oh, that will fix everything." * I haven't looked at the Gang Green forum yet, but the majority will probably be ready to hang Woody Johnson, for rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. 😁 I'll have Gabby Greta stop by your office to discuss local matters. 🤔😁

I always found it ironic that 'Fortunate Son', written as an anti war song was co-opted by Levis to sell pants. I also liked how John Fogerty went after the record label for selling the rights to the song.

I'm looking through the roster and practice squad for someone named Dlineman. 🤔 No luck so far. 😕

Merely reinforcing the belief that the Golden Rule prevails. * 'Whoever's got the gold makes the rules'.

Get Josh a copy of David Cronenberg's 'Scanners'?

1. You will all eventually rue the Edmunds trade. 2. You all already rue the day they assigned me a Two Bills Drive account. * 😁

Now that we're in the off season, someone should come up with a thread for the 'All Time - All Star Clueless Team', players, coaches, GMs, owners. Wrecks Ryan would be right up there, based upon his own estimation of his skills, abilities, and humility. 🤨