Ridgewaycynic2013

We definitely need a couple of burner identities here. 'Jeremy' and 'Sneaky Joe' should work.

Should be the torrential rains that follow a hurricane, sound about right for Baltimore in Baltimore?

Beane. * Really put Jeremy and Sneaky Joe back on their heels.

Testify! High school yearbook photo.

Starting to sound like a Seinfeld episode. Man hands. Well, a lack of... 😳

Everyone eats! * "Call the janitor...Gabe dropped his dinner plate..." 🙁

I thought he was known as Gabe 'CLANG' Davis. 🤔

Hey! Tired of schlepping from roster to roster, riding the pine? Come explore the exciting world of the CFL football / Canadian Tire Corporation's junior assistant manager program!

It's only a fair question if each of these receivers is on their second handsomely lucrative contract. 🤔

Times are tough. Jerry Jones now trading players for whiskey. 🤔

Slim. 😁 Don't worry, evabody! JJ has already forgotten that he made the deal. 🥴

You're both going to Hell. 🤨

Got it. You're the body type on the right.

Quibble over Kincaid as Kittle? 🤔 Quaint.

Just because "Pete asked for it!!!" * Why izzit that football players often quote their weight as being greater than actual, and politicians and entertainment celebrities quote weights as less than actual.

I think the AI is still learning. Answers are getting tediously longer. 🤔

'Wry wit'...try saying that three times quickly. 🤔 * And, we're on to the veterinarians. 😁 All I can picture is Squiggy (from 'Laverne and Shirley') saying "unclean...unclean..."

Greatest, best, most beautiful NFL draft ever. 🤨 Instead of just one horse's ass hogging the event, there's likely to be two.

🤔🤔🤔 You decide...

"Mr. Wilson, have someone call an ambulance! We have to get Elby to a hospital!" Ralph: "Do you know what those things cost?! Have the assistant equipment manager take him in his car. And tell him to park on the street...I am not paying to park in the ramp!"

I don't think Van Miller, or any play by play voice was part of the round table. I think they were saving their voice for actual game calling. I think Murphy participated, but only when he was colour commentary for Miller. Carucci participated both as a [BN] sportswriter, and for the period when he went to NFL.com. Jerry Sullivan might have participated for a season, I cannot recall clearly. Howard Simon I think I remember at least on a few broadcasts. There was the ability and practice to rotate notable sportswriters and broadcast personalities through the discussions. I think a writer for the Rochester D&C also participated. It was probably the best informed hour of Bills sports talk around. And no pesky callers! 😁

Still faster than Keon? 🤔 * I know, I'm going to Hell. 🙁

Also a time when Felser, Carucci, and other notable sportswriters and broadcasters graced the 'roundtable' show pregame. Insightful commentary regarding the upcoming game and news from around the NFL. * It was also fun listening to the Monday evening radio show with Murphy and Felser. You could hear Felser's ire rising when Stan from Cheektowaga would call in to belittle Wade Phillips for not wearing a headset. 🤣

Neat. Sweet. Petite.