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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Then he could do a credible imitation of Drew Bledsoe!
  2. QuchwIj yIrIHQo'! (Doctor my eyes!)
  3. I thought that was you. I didn't want to disturb you. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‡
  4. How about the Jets' exhibition game against the Crimson Tide? That's non-negotiable! (Take Alabama +3)
  5. Taking a page from the Jests, turn in each training camp admission pass to One Bills Drive, in exchange for a 2025-26 Sabres season ticket.
  6. I knew it was only a matter of time until George Costanza's resume made it to the Jets' front office. That NY Yankees experience really sold Woody on the hire.
  7. I say we all apply, and winners donate their tickets to Astro.
  8. Read the fine print, people! 'Credit' might be the Jets send you Aaron Rodgers branded merchandise in exchange for surrendered tickets. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคจ
  9. At least the numeral 8 on the Pittsburgh jersey looks more like the infinity symbol (โ™พ๏ธ) on its side than the 8 on the Jets jersey. ๐Ÿค” Infinite skills. Infinite wisdom. Infinite opinion of himself. ๐Ÿ˜
  10. Sabres lauded for being the best team in professional hockey to develop players for Stanley Cup winning teams. * Terry P: "We just won the offseason, and it's only a day old! I learned that from Wrecks!" * Someone ask Tom Grossi if we can borrow his 'Factory of Sadness' phrase. ๐Ÿค”
  11. And they had a son...
  12. Or he's going to go home and get his mom? ๐Ÿค”
  13. How many assistant coaches are the Bills allowed to hire?! "LEODIS!!! My man!!!"
  14. Suggestions for an 'image makeover': 1. In depth human interest interview with Maddy Glab. 2. Stop wearing shoes on the way to practice and games. 3. Try out for the Knicks. We haven't had a two sport star since Jordan or Jackson. (Don't you dare mention Tom Brady! ๐Ÿคจ)
  15. Sorry. Thought it was the AB thread. That's one down the list. ๐Ÿ™
  16. Keon at RB. He'll be able to scoot through holes that develop well after the snap. Every carry is a draw play. Every true draw play catches the opposition thinking the whistle had already been blown. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜
  17. "Is this ceremony almost done? The network is going to cut away to the four o'clock games!" ๐Ÿคจ
  18. Allow for a delayed game start, since Carolina will have a pregame ceremony celebrating former Panthers now playing for the Bills. ๐Ÿ˜
  19. Lili Von Shtupp: "It's twoo! It's twoo!"
  20. I tried the $ followed by H-I-T, but the censor bot still softened it. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ Andy Richter.
  21. I just about went to Cameo and had Tim Russ record a personal message, "We STILL ain't found crap!!!" ๐Ÿ˜ * Sadly, no John Candy or Joan Rivers to reprise their roles.
  22. But...Mel Brooks was President Skroob. Pullman was Lone Star. Plot twist? ๐Ÿค”
  23. I'm still trying to remember if it was 'Edmunds' or 'Edmonds'. I still need to RSVP his invite for his high school graduation.
  24. Perfect! Johnson is clueless enough to wade into the middle of a soccer fan brawl, assuming it's adoring fans wanting to embrace him. Rid a few professional leagues of a PITA owner. ๐Ÿคจ
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