Ridgewaycynic2013

A couple of hypothetical responses / reactions from Mr. Wilson: "Third uniform?! Do they think I am made of money? Fine, but players are responsible for washing them." "FLY?! There's no reason we can't rent a couple of Cottrell's school buses for Cleveland, Pittsburgh, the New Jersey teams, and Philly. Check the train schedules for Boston." We greatly exaggerate his thriftiness for a laugh. How many of the clowns owning teams now would you trust with the Bills?

NOT SO FAST, MR. MGK!

Final: Giants 2 Jets 0 Schoen and Daboll accept the Lombardi Trophy, are called into Giants front office the next day and are fired. Jets GM Mougey and HC Glenn are given multiple year guaranteed extensions to their contracts, and set records for their compensation packages. Yay Woody!

Fascinating. The resemblance is most uncanny. 🖖🏽

Some guys will do anything to get away from 'Lunch Lady Gettleman'. * If it was the Bills he was going to, Beane would already be drawing up the extension...😇😁

Deer zir, Did day men-shun me by name?! Yurz droo-lee, Mar-DEE BOO-rahn

The NHL is just softening us up with this show of bush league management, in preparation for awarding one of the new franchises to Atlanta. 😁

Gugny seems slow to note the annual happiness of 'Bobby Bonilla Day', so I will just mention it here. 😁 * https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/45590991/bobby-bonilla-day-2025-new-york-mets-pay-million-every-july-1

Brown goes to a creative writing workshop for a week, to come up with pithy phrases to use during broadcasts. 😁

Hats off to the regional OTBs for finding cushy directors positions, once a politician has worn out their welcome with the public. 🤨

It's almost a shame that Tammy Faye Bakker went on to her eternal reward a few years back. Her tearful entreaties on behalf of the good people of Atlanta might just have brought a well deserved third NHL franchise to the city. 🙄🤨

HOUSE always seems to liven up the joint. 😁 * I am curious as to where Saxum (Limeaid) has been. Hasn't been seen here since November. I vaguely remember he had some health issues prior to that.

I was wondering where you had gotten to. 🤔

>>> "OK, Mr. Adams. Read the third line down on the eye chart." <<< "Read it?! I just drafted him!"

But dayum, that guy could police a cafeteria line. "No extras for you, Kelvin!" 😠

Yeah, well Tammy Faye Bakker cried a lot, too. 🤔😁

By February 2026, McDavid gives an interview to the Amherst Bee, speaking in a barely audible whisper about his desire to be traded. 🤔 Ushers at KeyBank Center no longer ask for inflatable palm trees to be removed - armed security guards confiscate them. (The palm trees...not the ushers.)

No, Irv was really Irv. Not Curt. 🤔 Rick Azar, however, was really Ricardo Carballada. 😁 You waited on Irv at Flay's on Delaware Ave?! 😇

For quite a few years until Ontario repealed the 'Sunday blue laws' regarding businesses opening, one could go down to the local gin mill and watch some dancer take off almost every stitch of clothing. You could not, however, find an open hardware store to get some absolutely vital part for home repair. 🤔🙄

Only because some bean counter figured out just how many massages that costed out to...🤔

Also for his inability to "WATCH WHERE THE #¥*€ YOU'RE GOING!!!" 😡

How dare you mention this group, and omit Robert 'HoF' Foster, one of Alabama's finest WRs to ever wear a Bills uniform?! 🤨😉😁

Turned to see if you still had your end of the couch, and got blindsided by a skateboard? 🤔

...on her six toes on each foot. 🤨 * In some areas, AI might have advantages, but for long form composition, I think AI should FO.

Reading this was like listening to an old Paul Harvey's 'The Rest of the Story'. You may have got to the result you wanted, but it was torture getting there. "And do you know who that newspaper boy was, Americans? Who trudged through snow and rain to bring Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public their morning news, often before sunrise?" "Guddammit, man, get to the payoff!!!"