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Zach Ertz and Deandre Hopkins or we RIOT!

Sorry to be the turd in the punch bowl, but asking ChatGPT or any GPT to simulate any team or player's season will always result in something positive happening. The GPT does this because it gives the input priority over other variables in the model. Google search "Chat GPT Model for Raiders season" or even Browns. Same thing. It's a bit of fun, but shouldn't ever be considered predictive because it is heavily biased.

Now, wait a season. Then maybe Cook.

He could lose 75 lbs and still be 10lbs heavier than the heaviest current NFL player (379 lbs). This thread is a really good sorting mechanism for those who "know ball" and those who don't. It's not a good thing to be 85lbs heavier than every other player in the NFL. He's slow as molasses and you can simply GO AROUND players that big. Not to mention zero pass rush potential. Being predictable in the NFL is not a good thing. A humungous guy who can't run and can't pass rush is not an asset. It's a speed bump.

This, to me, feels like a guy who's gonna be broke in less than 5 years.

Prepare yourself for Demar Hamlin doing at least one cringey heart thing with his hands.

For 2025? No. For 2026? Probably.

Did you call Beane to tell him to draft a generational talent? HE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS INFORMATION!

Will Barry Sanders ever put on enough muscle to be more powerful than Jerome Bettis?? Will Jerry Rice ever be fast enough to be faster than Tyreek Hill?? Will Tom Brady ever build up his arm strength to be able to go 80 yards in the air like Josh Allen?? Will he EVER learn to stiff arm defenders and run them into the ground?? Will they? WILL THEY????

A couple years ago they didn't have to pay those players... what?? Also, where did it get them last year?

I'm not sure if you're following what's happening to the Eagles this offseason, but they're losing the majority of their good trench players because of the contracts you mentioned to skill position players. 2025 will be the season we find out how those contracts work for them.

For a guy named "Einstein" you sure miss the point a lot! Nobody is saying he's not a good GM. I specifically said he's a good GM multiple times. The problem is using him as an example of an infallible GM who doesn't miss. That's not true. Also, yes, he's probably the best GM and he isn't that far off from Brandon Beane. That's the point.

40/yr for Chase 29/yr for Higgins 50/yr for Burrow A master class in paying WR instead of your premiere trench players. Ya love to see it.

He has been GM of the eagles for 14 years. Yes, he has had some success and yes he is very good, but people use him as a benchmark like every other GM is garbage and they forget HOWIE ROSEMAN MISSES A LOT. I wonder if Beane can hit some early first round picks the way Roseman has if he’s afforded 14 years. #2 overall pick - BUST QB #20 overall pick - BUST WR #21 overall pick - BUST WR #22 overall pick - BUST TACKLE That’s just the past couple of years. Did he hit on #4 overall Lane Johnson? Yes. #12 overall Fletcher Cox? Yes. #14 overall Derrick Barnett? Yes. He has also had a ridiculous amount of time and high picks to work with and my only issue is everyone comparing their GM to him and saying “see? He’s perfect, why can’t our guy be?” and Eagles fans literally wanted him GONE after the first couple of years. It’s fools gold.

It’s incredible how little people know about Howie Roseman. Look up his first 7 seasons with the Eagles. He was awful in the draft, including taking Jalen Reagor over Justin Jefferson. Then, he nailed a bunch of picks that frankly fell to him in the draft and everyone is fawning over him as a “savant.” No GM is perfect and even though we don’t like to admit it, there’s a lot of luck involved. Beane is a good GM. He has proven that over and over in every category other than getting a little more lucky in the draft.