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  1. Ridgewaycynic2013
    Dreaming of palm trees and low state taxes in Louisiana? Don't let Terry P. know! 🤫
  2. Ridgewaycynic2013
    I still think the lawsuits from aggrieved fans, cab drivers, Giants front office staff, concussion booth attendants and doctors, and MetLife security guards all factored into his turfing. * 😉😁
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    There's the gimmick play. They're quietly going to give Hardman #0, and hope that teams don't catch on for a while. He'll still have to be fast, since Brady still won't let anyone go long. No, he's just a decoy to ride the pine. Psy ops. 🤨
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    "Stand three yards past the LOS and shake your booty. Just don't get there too quickly."
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    Might as well trade Allen, and see if Edwards will come back for veteran minimum. 🤔😇
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    "It's always sunny in Baton Rouge."
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    Brady: "Good! We've got them right where they want us!" 😇
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    "This is the receiving dock at the field house. Where do you want us to route the participation ribbons and the 'We're in the Hunt!' banners?"
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    Geez...you're not very complimentary, are you?! 🤨 * 😉😁
  10. Ridgewaycynic2013
    "Hey, Coach! I think Accounting forgot to add in my quarterly payment for consecutive games played."
  11. Ridgewaycynic2013
    The bookies lost their shirts on the Sunday evening games (O/U). This was to let them ketchup. 😁 * And after all the crap surfacing regarding fixing in pro sports, prove me wrong. 🤨
  12. Ridgewaycynic2013
    Someone switched Brady's notes. His current playbook assumes Trent Edwards is the QB.
  13. Ridgewaycynic2013
    Brady: "Coleman is slacking off." McD: "Make him run laps." * Two weeks later. * McD: "How's Coleman's attitude?" Brady: "Better, but his legs are now mammoth, and he's slower." McD: "Good, another body for the D!"
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    Probably there to schmooze with Bills fans. "Hey, can you put in the good word with Terry or Brandon for me? I'm a really really good OC!"
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    Often injured defense, these players are too soft. This team needs to bring back Gregg Williams. * DISCLAIMER: This suggestion is totally sarcastic, a farcical idea. I am clearly declaring it as such, since Williams will probably claim this one post on a message board is proof that many NFL teams are interested in him. 🤨
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    Not enough fibre in their diets.
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    He was getting tired being Mike Brown's driver, as part of his 'physical rehab'.
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    Have the Bills paid the Jags for all the damage done in the visitor locker room post game? 🤔
  19. Ridgewaycynic2013
    "Effective immediately, all players attending the combine will be required to wear capri pants. Mike McDaniel will advise as to an approved retailer."
  20. Ridgewaycynic2013
    Breaking news?! No, nothing's broken...just torn MCL and PCL.
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    The OC for NE? 🤔
  22. Ridgewaycynic2013
    So they bring back Daboll...🤔 One game in, consensus: "We're saved!" Five games in: "Daboll in the booth!" Seven games in: "Who hired this psycho?!"
  23. Ridgewaycynic2013
    ASCAP must have got pissy over the REM song parody. 🤔
  24. Ridgewaycynic2013
    He'll just jack up the price of almonds. 😁 Just kidding.
  25. Ridgewaycynic2013
    Guddam good sight they're humans, and not horses.
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