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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. The personality transplant must not have taken hold. Same old 'Sullen Doug'? 🤔 * With any of a number of teams clamouring for Gregg Williams, not a bright move. Marrone will end up on the graveyard shift at his local 7-Eleven. * Maybe go give Quinn a hand in D.C.? A 'yes man' for Hackett and the Jets? (🎵Dug dug Dougie and the Jets...🎶)
  2. Someone find the guy who lost $5000 on Vikings / Bills a few years ago. It's 'payback makeup' time.
  3. Didn't we cover this in the Penix thread? 🤔
  4. If they ever start making 'Police Squad' again, we're all getting hired as writers.
  5. Rarely pulled out, once he committed.
  6. Couldn't be a typo...could it? * The 's' and 'x' keys are rather close. * 🤔 That's it. K-9 just won the internet for today.
  7. Dorsey was underinflating balls? 🤔 He was also throwing iPads. Further emulating the 'Patriot Way'.
  8. Sherlock Holmes lobbying hard for this. In more ways than one. 🤔 The best part of 'A Hard Day's Night'.
  9. I have slit the dust cover on couches just to get stray loonies and toonies imprisoned therein. "Two doe-lars is two doe-lars."
  10. I think the halftime show needs a rework...🤔
  11. Haven't you heard? Las Vegas is the new Bangkok. And, no matter what you do, you won't be flogged.
  12. They're going without one until the WR corps buys McDermott a truck.
  13. Although it wasn't a car, Hines called William Mattar, sued SeaDoo, and got a big settlement. He's coming back to play strictly for the love of the game, and a $25 concession stand card for each game.
  14. Couldn't draft worth a s***. Apparently, bad at embezzlement as well. Maybe Khan lets him work the debt off as a coach? 🤔
  15. One of the Beane boys checking for spare change. Maybe the Bills get Mike Collins and Goldie Gardiner for a 'begathon'? 🤔
  16. "Hey...why is all my office furniture and clothing being loaded on that UHaul?" S. McDermott, April 2024. (Just waiting for you bozos to call for this.) 🤨😁
  17. You're all missing the underlying scheme of it here. Thanks to getting his coconut binged a couple years back, Tua's ripe for signing for the veteran minimum, as long as there's an annual 'Samoan Selebration Day' at Hard Rock, and he's featured in the next Ace Ventura movie. * That Ross is a sneaky bastage. 🤔🤨
  18. Eff that. Just let Khan host a couple more London games. (Teams will be randomly selected by Commissioner Goodell. Can you see it coming? 🤨)
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