Ridgewaycynic2013

Maybe they move the team to Anchorage, Alaska? 'Coach Eggbert' wishes it were colder.

"Hello, Bob...Woody Johnson here. As a fellow multimillionaire, could you pull a really stupid move, and take some of the focus off my boneheaded decisions?"

Yeah, but watch Daboll pull a 'Costanza'. Try to get fired. Driving around the Giants offices, dragging some trophy behind his truck. 😁 EDIT: And just like Costanza, all so he can interview with the other NY team. Can you just picture Rodgers plying some 'shrooms into Daboll to curb those unfortunate rageaholic episodes? 🤔😁

Here's a coupon for 5% off in the gift shop. Single item only, regularly priced item only.

Dark horse candidate: Kraft could probably be swayed by pointing out that Adam Gase knows a little about the inner workings of the Jets and Dolphins...(very little) 🤔

Everyone to mead107's to watch the game, and for stromboli!

It won't be too difficult. Bills organization pays direct deposit. Hasmat Haslam sends coupons for Pilot truck stop Slurpees, roller hot dogs, and lot lizards.

And football is hard!

I think it's Kraft trying to make the Patriots 'high profile' again. Plus, a lot of 'Orchids of Asia' gift cards went to television station executives. 🤔

They can attend 'Rageaholcs Anonymous' meetings together.

5 gallon pail (U.S.) equals 20 litre pail. Good sight I married a Canadian, and took up residence there. 😁 * Although C to F, and F to C temperature conversions continue to baffle me to this day. 🙁

CFL looking for a few good coaches. Plus, there's the offseason job granted at Canadian Tire.

Elam? There was a time that was automatic. 🤔

Penalty: Captain Hindsight. Failure to report to officials as a 'sarcastic post'. 😁

I think Dorsey got his plays from those 'vibrating table' football games, that were popular in the 60s and 70s. * "Turn on the switch, and go long!" 🤔

Rename the team, and a uniform change. Get the uniforms from the original Disney 'Mighty Ducks' movie. No matter who the goaltender is, the uniform says 'GOLDBERG'. 🤔

If it was Ontario, I would substitute 'pot shop'. 😁

Because if said coach can make it there, they can make it anywhere? 🤔

I still don't see why New England gets an extra conditional draft pick because of it. 🤨

Lots of it, and Ace bandages, too. 😁 * Maybe he should stop punching walls? 🤔

I'll check the WNY chapters for 12 step Rageaholic meetings.

17-10 Buffalo.

Gregg Williams' heart just started beating faster. Wouldn't make a hair on a good coaches behind, but hope springs eternal in idiots' hearts. 🤨

The last New Year's Eve that my 'Bride the First' saw was December, 2004. Her father lived in our neighbourhood, and would often stop by to visit when collecting his mail. I kept a rye whiskey in the cupboard, and offered him a triple rye and ginger. His first wife had died in 1989, and his second wife was a nervous, trying woman, so I was glad to offer a few minutes of company with family, and a respite from the demands of his household. Once finished with the drink, he thanked us, wished us a happy new year, and drove the short distance home. After a few minutes, I donned a pair of shoes, and headed out the door. "Where are you going?", my sweet baboo asked. "Just to walk up the road, to see if Pops ended up in a ditch," says I. That might have been the last time I saw her really laugh and smile. A fifteen year walk with cancer ended with her passing the following April. It's still a good memory for me, that final New Year's Eve.