Ridgewaycynic2013

I read the thread title, and figured that it was misfiled from PP&P. * According to the PR flak, defense is hungry. On offense, "everybody eats". Better not let Lunch Lady Gettleman catch wind of this. Training table meals are costly, and must be rigidly policed. 🤨

Miller High Life or Miller Genuine Draft? 🤔 And is the Hasek a pilsner?

Dear Terry, Brandon, and Sean, Thank you again, KC has agreed to sign me. Thanks for Billieving in me. Yours truly and sign it, Chase Claypool

All your base and training camp passes are belong to us. 🇲🇾

I cannot take credit for it. That particular picture has been kicking around the internet for at least a couple of years. I haven't searched too deeply, but I don't know of any photoshopped pictures of referees in any other team colours than KC. Coincidence? I doubt it. 🤔🤨

A couple of hypothetical responses / reactions from Mr. Wilson: "Third uniform?! Do they think I am made of money? Fine, but players are responsible for washing them." "FLY?! There's no reason we can't rent a couple of Cottrell's school buses for Cleveland, Pittsburgh, the New Jersey teams, and Philly. Check the train schedules for Boston." We greatly exaggerate his thriftiness for a laugh. How many of the clowns owning teams now would you trust with the Bills?

NOT SO FAST, MR. MGK!

Final: Giants 2 Jets 0 Schoen and Daboll accept the Lombardi Trophy, are called into Giants front office the next day and are fired. Jets GM Mougey and HC Glenn are given multiple year guaranteed extensions to their contracts, and set records for their compensation packages. Yay Woody!

Fascinating. The resemblance is most uncanny. 🖖🏽

Some guys will do anything to get away from 'Lunch Lady Gettleman'. * If it was the Bills he was going to, Beane would already be drawing up the extension...😇😁

Deer zir, Did day men-shun me by name?! Yurz droo-lee, Mar-DEE BOO-rahn

The NHL is just softening us up with this show of bush league management, in preparation for awarding one of the new franchises to Atlanta. 😁

Gugny seems slow to note the annual happiness of 'Bobby Bonilla Day', so I will just mention it here. 😁 * https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/45590991/bobby-bonilla-day-2025-new-york-mets-pay-million-every-july-1

Brown goes to a creative writing workshop for a week, to come up with pithy phrases to use during broadcasts. 😁

Hats off to the regional OTBs for finding cushy directors positions, once a politician has worn out their welcome with the public. 🤨

It's almost a shame that Tammy Faye Bakker went on to her eternal reward a few years back. Her tearful entreaties on behalf of the good people of Atlanta might just have brought a well deserved third NHL franchise to the city. 🙄🤨

HOUSE always seems to liven up the joint. 😁 * I am curious as to where Saxum (Limeaid) has been. Hasn't been seen here since November. I vaguely remember he had some health issues prior to that.

I was wondering where you had gotten to. 🤔

>>> "OK, Mr. Adams. Read the third line down on the eye chart." <<< "Read it?! I just drafted him!"

But dayum, that guy could police a cafeteria line. "No extras for you, Kelvin!" 😠

Yeah, well Tammy Faye Bakker cried a lot, too. 🤔😁

By February 2026, McDavid gives an interview to the Amherst Bee, speaking in a barely audible whisper about his desire to be traded. 🤔 Ushers at KeyBank Center no longer ask for inflatable palm trees to be removed - armed security guards confiscate them. (The palm trees...not the ushers.)

No, Irv was really Irv. Not Curt. 🤔 Rick Azar, however, was really Ricardo Carballada. 😁 You waited on Irv at Flay's on Delaware Ave?! 😇

For quite a few years until Ontario repealed the 'Sunday blue laws' regarding businesses opening, one could go down to the local gin mill and watch some dancer take off almost every stitch of clothing. You could not, however, find an open hardware store to get some absolutely vital part for home repair. 🤔🙄

Only because some bean counter figured out just how many massages that costed out to...🤔