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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Suggestions for an 'image makeover': 1. In depth human interest interview with Maddy Glab. 2. Stop wearing shoes on the way to practice and games. 3. Try out for the Knicks. We haven't had a two sport star since Jordan or Jackson. (Don't you dare mention Tom Brady! 🀨)
  2. Sorry. Thought it was the AB thread. That's one down the list. πŸ™
  3. Keon at RB. He'll be able to scoot through holes that develop well after the snap. Every carry is a draw play. Every true draw play catches the opposition thinking the whistle had already been blown. πŸ€”πŸ˜
  4. "Is this ceremony almost done? The network is going to cut away to the four o'clock games!" 🀨
  5. Allow for a delayed game start, since Carolina will have a pregame ceremony celebrating former Panthers now playing for the Bills. 😁
  6. Lili Von Shtupp: "It's twoo! It's twoo!"
  7. I tried the $ followed by H-I-T, but the censor bot still softened it. πŸ™πŸ˜ Andy Richter.
  8. I just about went to Cameo and had Tim Russ record a personal message, "We STILL ain't found crap!!!" 😁 * Sadly, no John Candy or Joan Rivers to reprise their roles.
  9. But...Mel Brooks was President Skroob. Pullman was Lone Star. Plot twist? πŸ€”
  10. I'm still trying to remember if it was 'Edmunds' or 'Edmonds'. I still need to RSVP his invite for his high school graduation.
  11. Perfect! Johnson is clueless enough to wade into the middle of a soccer fan brawl, assuming it's adoring fans wanting to embrace him. Rid a few professional leagues of a PITA owner. 🀨
  12. Brown strikes me as the sort who would deduct uniform laundering services from their weekly paycheques. 🀨
  13. "Slow and steady wins the race..." Keon Coleman, 2024.
  14. No way! Keep that empty headed f*** away from any sort of mentor role in youth sports. Top row of bleacher seats at best, and with duct tape over his yap. 🀨
  15. I wonder where this mook ends up. πŸ€”
  16. It's the rest of us who aren't too keen on him...🀨 * 😘
  17. What about Wilson's off field passes? How is he doing in that department?
  18. Move over, Jesus! It's time for HWGD! Huh-wug-id. How Would Geno Do? A new metric! I like it! And let's not forget, where's Rosen! 🀐
  19. Where's Edmunds?! 😠 Where's Ertz?! 😑
  20. Bills announcing that a new dietician has been hired to look after players' meals...Mom. Partnering with Wonder Bakeries.
  21. The Bills? Or the 'slippery rubber mats'? πŸ€” * After a good first week of training camp, Beane will sign Thompson to an impressive and lucrative extension. 😁
  22. I believe he might flourish on a team with a natural born leader on the roster. Steelers, make an offer! 😁
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