Suggestions for an 'image makeover':
1. In depth human interest interview with Maddy Glab.
2. Stop wearing shoes on the way to practice and games.
3. Try out for the Knicks. We haven't had a two sport star since Jordan or Jackson. (Don't you dare mention Tom Brady! π€¨)
Keon at RB. He'll be able to scoot through holes that develop well after the snap. Every carry is a draw play. Every true draw play catches the opposition thinking the whistle had already been blown. π€π
I just about went to Cameo and had Tim Russ record a personal message, "We STILL ain't found crap!!!" π
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Sadly, no John Candy or Joan Rivers to reprise their roles.
Perfect! Johnson is clueless enough to wade into the middle of a soccer fan brawl, assuming it's adoring fans wanting to embrace him. Rid a few professional leagues of a PITA owner. π€¨
No way! Keep that empty headed f*** away from any sort of mentor role in youth sports. Top row of bleacher seats at best, and with duct tape over his yap. π€¨
The Bills? Or the 'slippery rubber mats'? π€
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After a good first week of training camp, Beane will sign Thompson to an impressive and lucrative extension. π