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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Maybe Mike 'Pennypincher' Brown gets one of his well heeled pals to get Burrow a humidor full of fine 'El Fumo' seegars. That ought to brighten Joe's spirits. 🤨
  2. playoffstaus.com lists 226 possible ways that Seattle can be eliminated. Look under 'Seahawks Elimination Options'. 🤷🏽‍♂️
  3. Trent Edwards Doesn't Get End zones. 🙁
  4. OH! Their company.
  5. Are you sure it's not Dr. Ed Gicewicz (sounded like 'goo-sev-ich')? One of Van Miller's trusted spotters in the broadcast booth, Miller acknowledged the crew assisting him every game. 😁
  6. This is tattooed on Beane's right arm. 'Here's a Big Friggin' Second Contract' is tattooed on his left arm. 😁
  7. Truth in advertising practices mandate that Gregg Williams needs former placed in front of his 'NFL coach' title. 🤨
  8. Are you sure? Depending on who you talk to and the Dolphin team needs, it seems Tua often has a 'double secret concussion'. 🤔
  9. No more reds. Substitute black as the third colour choice. Only worn at home, Chuck Norris leads the charge.
  10. The hell you say. I have seen those videos on YouTube that show 'delivery fails'. Some disgruntled delivery driver likely to drop kick the package up onto my front porch. 🤨
  11. You would be better off with a coin slot, like the motels used to have for their vibrating beds. If you're wanting to watch the game, and you are actually available to view it after all the f***ery with the scheduling, then you feed the meter. 🤔😁
  12. A young fan from New Jersey, a Master B. Johnson, emailed guest relations, and asked that the Bills wear this new combination. 🤔🤨
  13. That was meant for everyone shopping. I hope you took the punch bowl back. 🤨
  14. If they didn't perform better, Jerry threatened to make the Cowboys participate in a 'glory hole' session. And not in an enjoyable way. 😳
  15. Yes, but how many times when we're ragging on a contributor do we get the reply "well, that's what the 'voice to text' wrote!" 🤨
  16. Deer zirz, Eye regall eem. Dad guy blay good ock-kay. Yoorz drooly, Mar-DEE BOO-rahn
  17. Winning is harder. And for some, coaching is downright unfathomable.
  18. "Where's your holiday spirit?" * "I keep it in the basement, stuck up in the main floor joists."
  19. You have forgotten more about football than I will ever know. I was having fun with homonyms. 😁
  20. Offseason conditioning and workouts are key in a player's success. Maye may look better in May 2025.
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