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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Two random fans are given cattle prods at every home game, they are allowed to 'zap' underperforming Sabres players.
  2. 24-17 Buffalo. (17-3 Buffalo, if it snows.) πŸ€”
  3. Amazingly disturbing?! 😳
  4. Send $100 and a case of Axe body spray to the Vikings, see if they'll send the Bills 'Danny Dimes' to use for scout team safety. 😁
  5. Render unto Goodell the things that are Goodell's...? πŸ€”
  6. 'Roster Health'. πŸ€” Sounds like some cut rate health insurance provider, playing off the fans' affinity for football. More than likely has Russ Brandon on the board of directors. 🀨
  7. No reason to covet another team's receivers, what with Robert Foster still available...πŸ˜‡πŸ™„
  8. With the announcement regarding Josh Allen getting engaged, the Bills are giving him the night off. Dinner for Josh and Hailee at Salvatore's. * 😁
  9. But was that on the GM, or Mike Brown, the owner. Postings here previously have mentioned he's a 'RW' level miser. 😁
  10. Cigar sales to Joe Burrow and his compadres are in the cellar. πŸ™ Besides, he never looked old enough to be smoking one. 😁
  11. Considering you're from the 'Back to the Future' franchise, we'll forgive you. It's 'exterminate'.
  12. The Stanley Cup invariably ends up in a peeler bar, as it goes on tour with members of the championship team. The Grey Cup has much more humble and practical purposes, hence, the drain pan at Canadian Tire. 😁
  13. Ben Johnson and relatives react to a possible HC position with the Bears:
  14. Ice Bowl 67 and the Doll fans deserve each other. 🀨
  15. Anyone heard from HOUSE? Haven't seen him here since late October, hope all is well his way.
  16. Tie him to a chair, and force him to watch the 'Super Bowl Shuffle' until he signs a contract.
  17. This is why the CFL runs from June to November. Also frees up players for their holiday seasonal jobs at Canadian Tire. 😁 And there's always the chance for those freak September snowfalls that hit the prairies.
  18. Remember the TBD-TSW threads about putting Daboll in the booth, just to keep him out of Allen's face when things went wrong? Maybe my thoughts about him attending a Rageaholics Anonymous meeting previously weren't so far off the mark. πŸ€”πŸ˜
  19. Leave a plate of chicken noogies and a quart of high calorie egg nog out for Andy...er, I mean 'Santa'. 🀨
  20. Mee-OWW! 😸 * πŸ˜‰
  21. University of Guelph Gryphons.
  22. Jets Front Office: "Woody is our guiding light!" Giants Front Office: "Mr. Mara says pay Danny Dimes!" Bears Front Office: "Here, hold our beer. New coach coming up!" 🎢Bless our head coach forever!🎡
  23. I still say it was the righteous indignation shown by hosts and callers on the Chicago radio postgame show that did it. 😁
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