Ridgewaycynic2013

Go full nostalgia, buy one of those vibrating table football games, and hand paint one of the players as Hollins.

Smart as one. 🤔

Mattel had a number of variations on the injection molding toy. I got one on Christmas from 'Santa', 'She Who Must Be Obeyed' (mother) immediately confiscated it, put it in attic storage, and gave it to a family in the neighbourhood with slightly younger children. 🤔 'Santa' in my family was my father, who would hit Maxims (Hertel Ave.), Twin Fair, or I.D.S (Central Park), on the last night he worked before Christmas Eve. The three kids in the house were under strict orders NOT to go near his car in the driveway. One year, I saw him shoveling snow from the snowbank onto the car to obscure the view of the interior. 😁

Johnson is just living up to the heritage of the founders of NYC. Dutch. ✔️Wooden shoes. ✔️Wooden head. ✔️Wouldn't listen.

🤔 I always wondered if Woody Johnson posted here...

35-10 Bills. * The Patriots are awarded an extra conditional draft pick as consolation for the season they're having.

You're right. I suggest we seek legal counsel.

I know someone who can give this young couple some advice, and keep them on the straight and narrow. 🤔

Waiting for the day they route it via the 11' 8" (+8") bridge in Durham, N.C.

Oh, FFS! 🤨 The poor bastard just died! Have some respect. Lawrence Effing Welk. 🤨 Welk must have thought 'toke' was English for 'torte'.

Cousins drops 'You Like That?!?' as a catch phrase. Starts looking for other teams, and adopts a theme song:

Woody like that!

Your wish is the league's command. New England is granted a 3rd round compensatory pick. 🤨

Hanson brothers? 🤔 Might be a bit 'long in the tooth', but they're chippy! 😁

Visitors' bench? 🤔 One picture worth one thousand words. 😁

'Chiefs Fear Sitting Mahomes' 🤔 Sounds like a line from a really bad 1940s Hollywood western.

Also: Tigers. Bears. (Just not Chicago type.) Green witches.

That would be an appropriate name for a CFL team. Hereby suggesting that Winnipeg gets rid of the warmongering image of the Blue Bombers, and becomes the Winnipeg Loons. 🤪

New stadium cost overruns.

Joe Brady needs to learn how to rage. Worked for Daboll. 😡😤🤬

Where's the all black 'Bills Nation' scheme?! 🤔 * 😇

I still like the idea of all the underachieving teams being made to enter a playoff structure, to secure draft positions. 😁

His face strikes fear in opponents...