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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Are you sure? Depending on who you talk to and the Dolphin team needs, it seems Tua often has a 'double secret concussion'. 🤔
  2. No more reds. Substitute black as the third colour choice. Only worn at home, Chuck Norris leads the charge.
  3. The hell you say. I have seen those videos on YouTube that show 'delivery fails'. Some disgruntled delivery driver likely to drop kick the package up onto my front porch. 🤨
  4. You would be better off with a coin slot, like the motels used to have for their vibrating beds. If you're wanting to watch the game, and you are actually available to view it after all the f***ery with the scheduling, then you feed the meter. 🤔😁
  5. A young fan from New Jersey, a Master B. Johnson, emailed guest relations, and asked that the Bills wear this new combination. 🤔🤨
  6. That was meant for everyone shopping. I hope you took the punch bowl back. 🤨
  7. If they didn't perform better, Jerry threatened to make the Cowboys participate in a 'glory hole' session. And not in an enjoyable way. 😳
  8. Yes, but how many times when we're ragging on a contributor do we get the reply "well, that's what the 'voice to text' wrote!" 🤨
  9. Deer zirz, Eye regall eem. Dad guy blay good ock-kay. Yoorz drooly, Mar-DEE BOO-rahn
  10. Winning is harder. And for some, coaching is downright unfathomable.
  11. "Where's your holiday spirit?" * "I keep it in the basement, stuck up in the main floor joists."
  12. You have forgotten more about football than I will ever know. I was having fun with homonyms. 😁
  13. Offseason conditioning and workouts are key in a player's success. Maye may look better in May 2025.
  14. Dom DiSandro is making side money versus the spread? 🤔
  15. Not watching the game, but it's interesting that no matter what team Carolina plays, that team often resembles the Elway lead Denver Broncos. No matter how big of a lead the Panthers have during a game, the opposition always seems to roar back.
  16. Captain Frank Drebbin award for the week. Hertz hurts.
  17. Peterman. "Just sit there, and hold this #%¥£ing clipboard!" 🤨
  18. Makes you almost long for the days when all the Bills could do was act as spoilers for the playoff bound teams. * I said 'almost'. 😁
  19. Commanders sending their Festivus grievance to John Mara a day early. 😁
  20. Subjected himself to images of an erotic nature?
  21. Nonsense! I am personally awaiting the opportunity to buy fan gear for their third NHL team! * 🤔
  22. In a church, the minister would pause, and ask "Can I get an amen?!" * At TBD-TSW, we have DC Tom's "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" 😡 * 😁
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