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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. That deserves multiple awards. Makes Ralph Wilson's team spending habits seem extravagant. ๐Ÿ˜ * ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿบ
  2. Don't feel bad. Half of my lame ass attempts at humour draw no reactions, a few others mysteriously vanish, and there's a whole bunch that get typed out by me, but aren't even submitted. ๐Ÿ˜ "Damn...no chicken noogies in Denver! And the Chik-fil-As are closed on Sunday!"
  3. With Paul Brown, it was partly a matter of loyalty to staff. With Mike Brown, it's departing staff returning every pen, pencil, spiral bound notebook, and any other tangible asset. Those things cost money!
  4. That was all bad 'feng shui' from the delayed flight of the Chiefs. ๐Ÿ˜
  5. He was distracted. Woody had called him about the HC position on the Jets.
  6. I never thought Jeff Saturday got a fair shake from Urko Irsay in Indy. Second time's the charm? ๐Ÿค”
  7. New England's loss of prime draft positioning will more than adequately be compensated by a healthy selection of conditional draft picks, advanced electronic monitoring devices, and a reestablished 'understanding' with officials. ๐Ÿค” 'The Patriots will rise again!'
  8. I wonder if I send her a generous stipend if she would do play by play and colour commentary? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™„
  9. No Beth Mowins?! I'm out. ๐Ÿคจ
  10. I wasn't focused. Visions of other teams' coaching changes were dancing in my head. And, I checked the score more than twice during the game.
  11. In recent years, Canadian Thanksgiving. ๐Ÿ˜
  12. Half the Jets fans will be calling in air strikes on the facility during the interview, the other half will be declaring it the 'Second Coming'. ๐Ÿคจ
  13. "Give Dorsey the newest tablet. If he can't break it, order them for all the coaches."
  14. The thinking must be that too many AFC South watchers will be tied up with Sunday religious services? Put that game on Saturday? ๐Ÿค” Sometimes I am guilty of overthinking the situation. ๐Ÿคช
  15. I wonder if CBS will have a camera set up to watch Taylor and Kelce watching Bills-Broncos? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜
  16. I think he's opening the Canadian Tire store on Rymal Road, Hamilton that day. Assistant managers have to get permission from the district manager in order for a shift change with another assistant manager.
  17. Yeah, the NFL will hire him and his Wharton MBA, to figure out new ways to gouge the average fan out of $ and hope. ๐Ÿ™
  18. That franchise could f*** up a one car funeral. ๐Ÿคจ
  19. Maybe they move the team to Anchorage, Alaska? 'Coach Eggbert' wishes it were colder.
  20. "Hello, Bob...Woody Johnson here. As a fellow multimillionaire, could you pull a really stupid move, and take some of the focus off my boneheaded decisions?"
  21. Yeah, but watch Daboll pull a 'Costanza'. Try to get fired. Driving around the Giants offices, dragging some trophy behind his truck. ๐Ÿ˜ EDIT: And just like Costanza, all so he can interview with the other NY team. Can you just picture Rodgers plying some 'shrooms into Daboll to curb those unfortunate rageaholic episodes? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜
  22. Here's a coupon for 5% off in the gift shop. Single item only, regularly priced item only.
  23. Dark horse candidate: Kraft could probably be swayed by pointing out that Adam Gase knows a little about the inner workings of the Jets and Dolphins...(very little) ๐Ÿค”
  24. Everyone to mead107's to watch the game, and for stromboli!
  25. It won't be too difficult. Bills organization pays direct deposit. Hasmat Haslam sends coupons for Pilot truck stop Slurpees, roller hot dogs, and lot lizards.
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