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    Thank you. I was outstanding in my field, then my neighbour yelled "Hey, stupid! Go inside, it's cold out!" 😕
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    When Woody 'Dutch' Johnson is your owner, the referees are inclined to turn a blind eye. * Dutch: Wooden Shoes. Wooden Head. Wouldn't Listen.
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    The NFL, 2023-24: When Officiating Became 'Rashomon'.
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    My brother passed away last year, but you might well be my cousin. 🤔😁
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    Watch out Manning brothers! New joint venture on 'Slice' network. Kelce Brothers AND 'significant others' watch and provide commentary on the game of the week. Brought to you by Clairol.
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    For those that did, the cryotherapy for hemorrhoids was brought to you by Highmark Blue Cross Blue Shield of WNY, and Mother Nature.
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    Goofus keeps getting ranch dressing on his opponents' jerseys...🤔😁
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    Head of Security for Taylor Swift. Might bring Dom with him.
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    Somehow, this is probably Edmunds' fault... * 😁
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    So Elam is 'Gallant' to Gardiner's 'Goofus'? * Only old people and teef will get that reference. 🤔
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    Hiring on as security for Taylor. Get too close to her, he unscrews your head at the neck. 😳
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    Just switch teams? 🤔 They'll be roping and tying Sirianni if he lips off in Dallas, and Lurie don't allow no dancing in his locker room.
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    Ok, it's been 12 hours. Cue the Klein 'boo birds'. 🙄
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    Is it irony, or is it sarcasm? 🤔 Cowher has a better 'glower'. I wonder if I should do up a bunch of T-shirts. 🤔 * Nobody looks as pissed off as Cowher. Even when his teams scored, or made a good play. Not even God looked as angry when he evicted Adam and Eve.
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    "Take that, McAfee!" 😠
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    Yes, I paid for them! 🤨
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    That's what she said.
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    Buying? Or making donuts out in back?
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    While going to ECC North, I also started working in a gas station. While building a mechanic's tool collection, a lot of the 'Craftsman' tools came from the Sears at Eastern Hills.
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    6. Make police report. Package stolen. 😕
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    If Belichick the GM was still there, three. 🤨
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    Aha! The 'twin devils of deception'! * Well, maybe not. I just like throwing in a Johnnie Cochran reference wherever I can. 😁
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    Who was that?
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    $6. * That might be the shortest reply I have ever authored. 🤔
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