Royale with Cheese Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Zay Jones looks like a 1980’s Dominican porn star that does his scenes in a bedroom with a faded lime green colored wall and a flag in place of a headboard. 1 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Junction Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 21 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Zay Jones looks like a 1980’s Dominican porn star that does his scenes in a bedroom with a faded lime green colored wall and a flag in place of a headboard. Nah. He’s chasing Tina Turner now instead of Jesus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsfaninChicago Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 (edited) When I was in the 8th grade I bleached my hair in spots on my head to look like the lead singer of ‘Sugar Ray’ Mark McGrath. It permanently disallowed me from ever *** talking about anyone else’s hair. Days like today truly shows the price I paid for my Ska punk crimes. Edited February 23, 2023 by BillsfaninChicago 1 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrEpsYtown Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Anyone else remember Dog Boy on MTV’s liquid television? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
london_bills Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: Zay Jones looks like a 1980’s Dominican porn star that does his scenes in a bedroom with a faded lime green colored wall and a flag in place of a headboard. Or one of the Beatles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Noggin Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 1 hour ago, BillsfaninChicago said: When I was in the 8th grade I bleached my hair in spots on my head to look like the lead singer or ‘Sugar Ray’ Mark McGrath. It permanently disallowed me from ever *** talking about anyone else’s hair. Days like today truly shows the price I paid for my Ska punk crimes. Was Sugar Ray really an actual Ska band before they sold out? I mean, good for them for steering into the popular skid, but I find McGrath's TV persona to run pretty damned counter to most authentic ska band sensibilities. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 I have no room to talk about anyone's hair 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magox Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Zay Jones was always a different type of cat. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shortchaz Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 That ain’t nothing but ultra perm 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Dom Capers’ hair looks great and not fake at all. I hope when I’m his age my hair could look half as good! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somnus00 Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 7 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: Zay Jones looks like a 1980’s Dominican porn star that does his scenes in a bedroom with a faded lime green colored wall and a flag in place of a headboard. That's an oddly specific description of Zay. I hope you clear your browser history. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Zay looks a lot like Russell Wilson. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Looks like Dracula. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 1 hour ago, C.Biscuit97 said: Dom Capers’ hair looks great and not fake at all. I hope when I’m his age my hair could look half as good! lol--it's the worst rug I've ever seen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 57 minutes ago, Beast said: Looks like Dracula. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddyjj Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 (edited) Zay trusting in his barber's Process! BMHOF winners Process and the DooRags Edited February 23, 2023 by freddyjj 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Witten's piece was one of the worst, ever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBonhamRocks Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Move to Florida, find out. That’s what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Stare Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Wow. Really buried the lede with this thread title. Zay’s isn’t great, but how anyone let Capers out of the house like that is incredible. I think we may have found someone with worse hair (or at least on par with) Mark Davis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0017 Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Looks like he got the Low-flow shower heads installed in his building. 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 reminds me of Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Mr. WEO said: lol--it's the worst rug I've ever seen. No way! But it looks so natural! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wppete Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Zay Jones is a very strange guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victory Formation Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 He looks like Prince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Dom, how come you didn’t learn from my mistake? Gorilla glue really is glue like the label says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 (edited) Brylcreem, a little dab ‘ll do ya! Edited February 23, 2023 by Beast 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrEpsYtown Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, Beast said: Brylcreem, a little dab ‘ll do ya! I use that every day. Love it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaCrispy Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 12 hours ago, Magox said: Zay Jones was always a different type of cat. That’s putting it mildly…😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yantha Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 Dom..... Age with dignity friend! That's got to be a toupe. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dopey Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 (edited) Zay Jones was always better than Duke. Can’t believe people here felt differently. That’s stickum in his hair, by the way. Edited February 24, 2023 by Dopey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Gump Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 21 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: Zay Jones looks like a 1980’s Dominican porn star that does his scenes in a bedroom with a faded lime green colored wall and a flag in place of a headboard. Hmmm, such a creepy, but yet accurate statement. Not that I would know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chongli Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 20 hours ago, MrEpsYtown said: Anyone else remember Dog Boy on MTV’s liquid television? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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buffaloboyinATL Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 On 2/23/2023 at 8:26 AM, C.Biscuit97 said: Dom Capers’ hair looks great and not fake at all. I hope when I’m his age my hair could look half as good! Way to set the bar low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 On 2/23/2023 at 1:11 AM, Royale with Cheese said: Zay Jones looks like a 1980’s Dominican porn star that does his scenes in a bedroom with a faded lime green colored wall and a flag in place of a headboard. Sounds like this might be a personal favorite? 🤷♂️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephilim17 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronicAndKnuckles Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 On 2/23/2023 at 2:27 AM, BillsfaninChicago said: When I was in the 8th grade I bleached my hair in spots on my head to look like the lead singer of ‘Sugar Ray’ Mark McGrath. It permanently disallowed me from ever *** talking about anyone else’s hair. Days like today truly shows the price I paid for my Ska punk crimes. I always thought his name was Sugar Ray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Fan Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 I'm also of the opinion he looks like he is cosplaying as uncle rico Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 On 2/23/2023 at 1:11 AM, Royale with Cheese said: Zay Jones looks like a 1980’s Dominican porn star that does his scenes in a bedroom with a faded lime green colored wall and a flag in place of a headboard. So now we know what is on the VCR tapes in your attic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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