Doc Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 (edited) I'd love to know which Bills fan poster this Jimmy Spags guy is. I'm thinking 4mer. Edited August 29, 2020 by Doc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Firebaugh Kid Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 I just hung out at the Jersey shore for a week, always in Bills gear, mostly in a Josh Allen tank top. Not ONE of youse said a WORD to me. ??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 YO @Jimmy Spagnola Best of luck this season your team is gonna need it BOOM J>E>T>S Just Endure the Shame J>E>T>S Just End the Season Q: How many Jets fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: None they are happy living in Buffalos shadow! Q: Want to hear a Jets joke? A: Sam Darnold Q: What do the New York Jets and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: What does a New York Jets fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. My wife was about to put on a Jets jersey, I reminded her it was a choking hazard 1 7 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsDude Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 7 hours ago, RiotAct said: Odomes or Peterman? Both. I have a neighbor Nate, too.. He can play as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 13 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said: We'll see how much youse care about my education picking up your teeth off the floor. If the Jets is such a dumpster fire what is the Bills? We crushed them I the last game then stole their best player. I gotta agree on one thing though. Our coach is a bug eyed freak. He is smarter than yours though so we got no problem but I still sorta want Rex back. P.S. J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS Im guessing by the Napolean complex you couldn't even reach my mouth on my 6'5" body. So I wont lose any sleep over these comments sport. But I will also anxiously await the dumpster fire Rex to rejoin the always dumpster fire Jets with a box of popcorn in hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Alphadawg7 said: Im guessing by the Napolean complex you couldn't even reach my mouth on my 6'5" body. So I wont lose any sleep over these comments sport. But I will also anxiously await the dumpster fire Rex to rejoin the always dumpster fire Jets with a box of popcorn in hand. Big tree fall hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 7 hours ago, Muppy said: YO @Jimmy Spagnola Best of luck this season your team is gonna need it BOOM J>E>T>S Just Endure the Shame J>E>T>S Just End the Season Q: How many Jets fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: None they are happy living in Buffalos shadow! Q: Want to hear a Jets joke? A: Sam Darnold Q: What do the New York Jets and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: What does a New York Jets fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. My wife was about to put on a Jets jersey, I reminded her it was a choking hazard To quote Johnny Dangerously, that was fargin hilarious. My only correction is not Sam Darnold, or Sahmmy Darnold as that troll Weiss says on Brady on his show, but Adam Gase, not Darnold. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick the Greek Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 On 8/27/2020 at 8:09 PM, Rk_Bills86 said: I have to tell you, the hardest thing about living in NJ is the daily reminder that for most Jets fans, this post is exactly what they sound like... before getting drunk. At least Giants fans don't have an issue with admitting that their team is either bad, doing poorly, or under-performing (sober or drunk). @Jimmy Spagnola - your mother and grandmother makes terrible pasta sauce and your family is a regular at Olive Garden. You clearly havent spoken to the obnoxious Giants fans I know. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Gump Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 Hey Spags, how's your girl Snooki doing? She been able to pull herself off the barstool long enough to make you pasta and Sunday gravy? Or has she dumped your ass because of you having to pick up trash and empty the garbage cans on the boardwalk for the NJDC for the next three years? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 17 hours ago, Bubba Gump said: Hey Spags, how's your girl Snooki doing? She been able to pull herself off the barstool long enough to make you pasta and Sunday gravy? Or has she dumped your ass because of you having to pick up trash and empty the garbage cans on the boardwalk for the NJDC for the next three years? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderweb Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 Spags is so far removed from reality, and not even entertaining anymore. He's become nothing more than the epitome of pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 On 8/27/2020 at 4:46 PM, The Wiz said: That's like the type of Spanish that is used to talk Spanish by someone that doesn't know Spanish..... Or English. Spanglish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted September 6, 2020 Author Share Posted September 6, 2020 I seen in the post this morning that the Jets cut a buncha guys yesterday. They was dead weight for us but maybe youse can pick them up and improve. P.S. J-e-t-s J-E-t-s J-E-T-s J-E-T-S 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 @Jimmy Spagnola, too bad for youse y’all can’t cut more than the League maximum. J*E*S*T*S got nothin:! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted September 6, 2020 Author Share Posted September 6, 2020 On August 28, 2020 at 11:28 AM, Howard said: <quote Jimmy spumoni here> Takes a lot of guts to make cracks about my wife and dog. Do you even have a lady. probably not. Ya know what we used to do with punks like you in South Buff - take them over o Seneca and Caz and watch them squeal for help. Your NYC attitude doesn't bother me. Ive dealt with that all my life in the service. New recruits would show up at the square and act all tough. Talking about the Giants and Jets. How the Bills never did nothing. One young guy was on postal rotation and came up to the square to learn. His name was Petey Romano. who the heck names their grown kid Petey? A little husky fella with a big attitude. He learned quick how we work in South Buff and at the square. He crumbled up on the shipping dock begging for his momma. I'd make my way to your neighborhood but don't want to catch the virus. I hear it is making its way under bridges and boxcars where you sopend most of your time. Say hi to your uncle Vince (we talked about him before). Ask him if he still remembers my buddy Chuck Gallagher. he must still have scars. Off to Dennys with family. Do you ever go out to eat. Guess not. Go B-e-l-l-s! Yo Howeird. I didn't say nuthin about your dog but now that you mention it, the dog is always wantin to watch me and Shirl. I might have to kick him in the head to get him outta there next time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 10 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said: Yo Howeird. I didn't say nuthin about your dog but now that you mention it, the dog is always wantin to watch me and Shirl. I might have to kick him in the head to get him outta there next time. Probably cuz youse doing it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 11 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said: I seen in the post this morning that the Jets cut a buncha guys yesterday. They was dead weight for us but maybe youse can pick them up and improve. P.S. J-e-t-s J-E-t-s J-E-T-s J-E-T-S Hopefully not your 2nd team, they were your best players apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 12 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said: I seen in the post this morning that the Jets cut a buncha guys yesterday. They was dead weight for us but maybe youse can pick them up and improve. P.S. J-e-t-s J-E-t-s J-E-T-s J-E-T-S 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 On 8/31/2020 at 12:28 PM, Spiderweb said: Spags is so far removed from reality, and not even entertaining anymore. He's become nothing more than the epitome of pathetic. Okay, Sir Buzz Killington 😏😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 James, I’m sorry to inform you, but the only “deuce” will be the one your team collectively drops on the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Okay, Sir Buzz Killington 😏😂 I wake up hoping to hear from spags It's better than Christmas morning. His schtick is golden And it's even better because he really might be a criminal 😂 Edited September 7, 2020 by Buffalo716 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 On 8/30/2020 at 1:05 PM, ColoradoBills said: Star Trek extras? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Is same Darnold living the inspiration for the next saga in the 40 year old virgin franchise? I mean NYC QB from USC get mono In mid twenties? tabloid fodder of him ‘making out’ with a girl in public?? when he loses his virginity he might quit football all together when he realizes that strange feeling from climbing ropes in gym class was just the beginning.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDingus Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 On 8/27/2020 at 5:59 PM, Jimmy Spagnola said: When we left off the Jets was smacking you around your house like you left the key under the doormat then youse decided youse was the doormat. In a coupla weeks weez coming back to wipe our feet again. I seen your QB on TV and it reminded me. Plus it made me laugh cuz he was trying to grow a beard and it reminded me a when I was seven years old. He looked like he was waiting for the ice cream truck to come around the corner so he could get a push pop. Is he really your QB or does he just deliver the newspaper to the field? At least youse will get to see your best player again cuz he wants to win before he retires so he switched to us,. Good luck tackling him with those twerps you got on D. I gotta say though I'm bummed I don't get to see no highlights of your dumb fans lighting themselves on fire cuz this dumb disease shut everything down. I was looking forward to some crying and pouting too. Ok, this post just made me grin at best until the last 2 lines. Then I actually snorted... 10/10 please troll again! On 8/27/2020 at 6:24 PM, HOUSE said: The Mods need to translate Spanish to English The way I read it in my head, it was more Jar Jar Binks than Spanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 <quote Jimmy Spatula here> Shirl and I took a week off and made our way to Jimmy O'Briens place over in Phoenix. Jimmy and me were good pals when we served in the PO. he reminded me about the time I threw a rook around because all he did was complane about the weight of his bag. I threw a couple bricks in the bag and told him "now carry this bag all day and think before you talk" His name was Al Romano and he was a little twerp with a big mouth. I told my buddy about you and he said this Jimmy guy sounds just like Little Al. Aint that the truth. This week will be the Bills verse a bunch of little Al Romanos. Your team will wine and complain about the weight on their shoulders and the Bills will keep piling on the bricks, one by one. Josh Allen is my guy and his mustache is kinda like mine back in 1974. Anyways, its going to be a great game and you'll finally shut yer yap when its all over. Shirl is watching me type this over my shoulder so she can keep me calm. She usually watches what I do because we have card club at 2 every Tuesday and wants me to stay focused. I saw your dumb post earlier this morning and had to respond. We have lunch at the diner today (meatloaf sandwiches and a cup of Sanka will hit the spot after dealing with you Jimmy). Not sure how the rest of you guys put up with him. Go bills! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobesBLO13 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 After hearing today’s news, it makes me think the thread title is something Odell Beckham Junior says often. 🤮 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, NobesBLO13 said: After hearing today’s news, it makes me think the thread title is something Odell Beckham Junior says often. 🤮 I'm surprised it hasn't made its own thread. OBJ has to be glad most stadiums will be empty this year. Hard to imagine all the signs fans would bring to bust his chops. Edited September 8, 2020 by IDBillzFan 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 On 9/6/2020 at 10:26 PM, MJS said: Star Trek extras? Well, at least one of them...😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 On 8/27/2020 at 6:59 PM, Jimmy Spagnola said: When we left off the Jets was smacking you around your house like you left the key under the doormat then youse decided youse was the doormat. In a coupla weeks weez coming back to wipe our feet again. I seen your QB on TV and it reminded me. Plus it made me laugh cuz he was trying to grow a beard and it reminded me a when I was seven years old. He looked like he was waiting for the ice cream truck to come around the corner so he could get a push pop. Is he really your QB or does he just deliver the newspaper to the field? At least youse will get to see your best player again cuz he wants to win before he retires so he switched to us,. Good luck tackling him with those twerps you got on D. I gotta say though I'm bummed I don't get to see no highlights of your dumb fans lighting themselves on fire cuz this dumb disease shut everything down. I was looking forward to some crying and pouting Probably from jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronxbomber21 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 On 8/27/2020 at 7:24 PM, HOUSE said: The Mods need to translate Spanish to English I'm from Queens and I can't even translate that I was getting a headache trying to read it. I had to stop reading by the 3rd yous guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 Yep, Jets will drop a deuce for sure! Go Bills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted September 10, 2020 Author Share Posted September 10, 2020 (edited) On September 8, 2020 at 9:49 AM, Howard said: <quote Jimmy Spatula here> Shirl and I took a week off and made our way to Jimmy O'Briens place over in Phoenix. Jimmy and me were good pals when we served in the PO. he reminded me about the time I threw a rook around because all he did was complane about the weight of his bag. I threw a couple bricks in the bag and told him "now carry this bag all day and think before you talk" His name was Al Romano and he was a little twerp with a big mouth. I told my buddy about you and he said this Jimmy guy sounds just like Little Al. Aint that the truth. This week will be the Bills verse a bunch of little Al Romanos. Your team will wine and complain about the weight on their shoulders and the Bills will keep piling on the bricks, one by one. Josh Allen is my guy and his mustache is kinda like mine back in 1974. Anyways, its going to be a great game and you'll finally shut yer yap when its all over. Shirl is watching me type this over my shoulder so she can keep me calm. She usually watches what I do because we have card club at 2 every Tuesday and wants me to stay focused. I saw your dumb post earlier this morning and had to respond. We have lunch at the diner today (meatloaf sandwiches and a cup of Sanka will hit the spot after dealing with you Jimmy). Not sure how the rest of you guys put up with him. Go bills! Yo Howeird. The phone is busy at your number and I guess you never heard a call waiting cuz it wasn't invented by a dinosaur. If youse reading this, Shirl was callin to say don't wait up. P.S. J-e-t-s J-E-t-s J-E-T-s J--E-T-S Edited September 10, 2020 by Jimmy Spagnola 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 There's no "youse" on this map. Where are you from? Jupiter or Pittsburgh. I guess what's the difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 Give Jimmy a break. He's still recovering from the CovID-19 he caught at the Jets training camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianb386 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 part deuce, is that the part where the Jests drop a deuce in their pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 When I read these lovely posts from Jimmy S., I am reminded of a line from Apocalypse Now, about Mr. Clean. "He was from some South Bronx shzit hole and the light and space of Vietnam really put the zap on his head." 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 On 9/8/2020 at 7:35 PM, Don Otreply said: Well, at least one of them...😁 Her hairstyle fits in with a lot of TOS ones. * If you have to ask 'TOS?', don't ask. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 Spags after he created this thread 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Wacka said: Give Jimmy a break. He's still recovering from the CovID-19 he caught at the Jets training camp. No way the cops would allow him in Florham Park. Edited September 10, 2020 by Uncle Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 <quote jimmy Romano here> You don’t have my phone number. I was careful with it because I got burned by a guy selling replacement windows one time. You have nothing better to do then make fun of my team. You probably sell replacement windows. There was a lady once who I met in Jersey. Are you from jersey or NYC. Anyways, I met this lady before Shirl and she had buggy eyes like you and a huge forehead. She gave me a hard time so I bought her a drink and one thing led to another. She walked off with a little greasy haired guy. Her name was Marie. She smelled like capacole. I’m thinking she’s related to you somehow. Another Jeets fan too. My wife wants me to rest up. My boy will be here this weekend and we’re going to Denny’s early on Sunday and then watch the game over at the Saperstons unit. Don’t say you’re with Shirl because she told me she’s here all night while I’m sleeping. Wanna make a bet? Bills win by 7 pts. Go bills. H 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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