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When we left off the Jets was smacking you around your house like you left the key under the doormat then youse decided youse was the doormat.  In a coupla weeks weez coming back to wipe our feet again.  

 

I seen your QB on TV and it reminded me.  Plus it made me laugh cuz he was trying to grow a beard and it reminded me a when I was seven years old.  He looked like he was waiting for the ice cream truck to come around the corner so he could get a push pop.  Is he really your QB or does he just deliver the newspaper to the field?

 

At least youse will get to see your best player again cuz he wants to win before he retires so he switched to us,. Good luck tackling him with those twerps you got on D.

 

I gotta say though I'm bummed I don't get to see no highlights of your dumb fans lighting themselves on fire cuz this dumb disease shut everything down.  I was looking forward to some crying and pouting too.

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1 minute ago, Jimmy Spagnola said:

When we left off the Jets was smacking you around your house like you left the key under the doormat then youse decided youse was the doormat.  In a coupla weeks weez coming back to wipe our feet again.  

 

I seen your QB on TV and it reminded me.  Plus it made me laugh cuz he was trying to grow a beard and it reminded me a when I was seven years old.  He looked like he was waiting for the ice cream truck to come around the corner so he could get a push pop.  Is he really your QB or does he just deliver the newspaper to the field?

 

At least youse will get to see your best player again cuz he wants to win before he retires so he switched to us,. Good luck tackling him with those twerps you got on D.

 

I gotta say though I'm bummed I don't get to see no highlights of your dumb fans lighting themselves on fire cuz this dumb disease shut everything down.  I was looking forward to some crying and pouting too.

Didn’t you clowns just trade for a RB that averaged 1.9 yards a carry last year? Have fun at 4-12... 

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It was an interesting choice for the Jets to decide to just fall apart before we beat them in the first game of the season rather than after/during like last year.

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Posted (edited)

Frank Gore might be the Jets head coach by the start of the 2nd half.  

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Imagine Gase as your coach and Leveon as your best offensive player.

 

At least dem Jets got da Bald fireman guy.  I wouldn't trade dat dude for a one a Ma's grilled cheese sangwiches.

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Better not watch this one champ. Unlike when yous was wiping your feet and beat our depth guys, we're going to let the starters play this time.

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I legitimately forgot Gore was there.

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Just now, GreggTX said:

Better not watch this one champ. Unlike when yous was wiping your feet and beat our depth guys, we're going to let the starters play this time.

I don't know they don't seem to play well against backups could be a secret strategy there.

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17 minutes ago, Jimmy Spagnola said:

When we left off the Jets was smacking you around your house like you left the key under the doormat then youse decided youse was the doormat.  In a coupla weeks weez coming back to wipe our feet again.  

 

I seen your QB on TV and it reminded me.  Plus it made me laugh cuz he was trying to grow a beard and it reminded me a when I was seven years old.  He looked like he was waiting for the ice cream truck to come around the corner so he could get a push pop.  Is he really your QB or does he just deliver the newspaper to the field?

 

At least youse will get to see your best player again cuz he wants to win before he retires so he switched to us,. Good luck tackling him with those twerps you got on D.

 

I gotta say though I'm bummed I don't get to see no highlights of your dumb fans lighting themselves on fire cuz this dumb disease shut everything down.  I was looking forward to some crying and pouting too.

that “smacking around” was the best outcome for the Bills. rested most starters. outcome did not change Bills playoff qualification but  cost the jets several draft spots.

 

but that is logic which is hard for the new jersey jets fans to grasp.

 

 

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I remember the days when @Jimmy Spagnola was amusing. Not even trying anymore. Has the ‘rona got you down Spags?

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The Mods need to translate Spanish to English

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Just make sure your boy Darnold doesn't infect Allen with whatever disease he has this year.

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4 minutes ago, Seoulofstone said:

This thread is gold. 

Jets Jets Jets GIFs | Tenor

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Just make sure Sam's up to date on his vaccinations. 

 

I must admit I'm a little concerned about your backups instead of your starters. It looks like they actually play with heart and actually want to win.

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20 minutes ago, HOUSE said:

The Mods need to translate Spanish to English

That's like the type of Spanish that is used to talk Spanish by someone that doesn't know Spanish..... Or English. 

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52 minutes ago, Jimmy Spagnola said:

When we left off the Jets was smacking you around your house like you left the key under the doormat then youse decided youse was the doormat.  In a coupla weeks weez coming back to wipe our feet again.  

 

I seen your QB on TV and it reminded me.  Plus it made me laugh cuz he was trying to grow a beard and it reminded me a when I was seven years old.  He looked like he was waiting for the ice cream truck to come around the corner so he could get a push pop.  Is he really your QB or does he just deliver the newspaper to the field?

 

At least youse will get to see your best player again cuz he wants to win before he retires so he switched to us,. Good luck tackling him with those twerps you got on D.

 

I gotta say though I'm bummed I don't get to see no highlights of your dumb fans lighting themselves on fire cuz this dumb disease shut everything down.  I was looking forward to some crying and pouting too.

 

Don't worry Jimmy, you'll get to see plenty of crying and pouting by watching the Jets.  

 

 

52 minutes ago, DBilz2500 said:

Didn’t you clowns just trade for a RB that averaged 1.9 yards a carry last year? Have fun at 4-12... 

 

what 4 teams do you have them beating?  The Jets only play Miami 2 times.  And Miami likely wins at least once..

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