Johnny Hammersticks

You seem constipated.

Just a square or two does the job.

That would be an unreal 2025 class. Costanza would need to re-class though, right?

Dr Mercola probiotics and Metamucil changed my life. As long as I stay reasonably hydrated, I empty the tank like clockwork every morning after my coffee. I barely even need TP anymore. 👌

I am partly responsible for the clumsy start in the first half, but thankfully I caught my mistake so I’m also responsible for the dominant second half. I realized that my Bills flag was hung the wrong way on the front porch. Noticed about half way through the 2nd quarter and promptly fixed it. Crown of the helmet toward the mailbox. I’ll remember from now on.

The rook was really good today. I don’t understand the hate.

Congrats Bills brotha. 🍻

Soy/ginger marinated chicken and veggie kabobs served over basmati rice. B’cuz, ya know, football and New Jersey?

Ever watch those Instagram videos of the person that attaches a GoPro camera to their cat’s collar and records its daily journeys? Pretty fascinating stuff. Makes me wonder where your pup has been, who they’ve met along their travels, etc…

I’m guessing you’re a glass half full type of guy. Dude, as long as JA is out there, there is no reason to panic about this season. Bernard back. Looks like Taron has a good chance to play on Monday. Will likely be getting Milano back for mid-late December. Josh is entitled to a bad week here and there. There still is great reason for optimism about this season. I will say that McD has to tighten up his game management. The end of the Houston game was all on him.

Rapp and Hamlin.

14 year old cats very rarely get adopted from shelters. That’s just a fact. Lazy likely will be euthanized there after a week. I would just treat her like a queen for a day or two and then take her to get euthanized at the vet. At least then, she’ll have you with her rather than some stranger who doesn’t care. Just my opinion. My step mother was on the board of directors for the Cayuga Co. SPCA for years, and I did lots of volunteer work there. I know how things really work. Good luck, Gugs. Tough decision.

That’s probably true. I would feel really good, however, knowing that no one I love would ever have to worry about money ever again. I also would be thrilled to know that my children, grandkids, and great grandchildren would all be set for life. 🤷🏾‍♂️

A lot of millions. Generational wealth is pretty cool.

Bad Monkey with Vince Vaughn on AppleTV is very good. Highly recommended.

My wife and I went to South Beach for a vacation in 2018. We were in Little Havana walking around, and this guy came walking down the street carrying about 6 or 7 of those bungee cords with the metal S hooks on the ends. As he approached the intersection where we were standing amongst a large group of people he started swinging them around in the air. I quickly grabbed my wife’s hand and pulled her the opposite way down the street. When he got to the group of people he just started whipping random people with the cords. People were screaming and a few guys tried to subdue him. We took off. Was one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever witnessed.

SF is the most beautiful, yet one of the most disgusting cities I’ve ever visited. About 7 years ago, my wife and I went there for a week for a work conference. One of the nights we walked to a restaurant for dinner. It was about 6-7 blocks from our hotel right in downtown. On the way back to the hotel we got confronted by a vagrant drug addict with a box cutter demanding money. We ran away and found a Target store and tried to hide inside. All the while the addict stood outside, face pressed against the glass window, literally drooling all over the window and screaming at us. We alerted some employees who said they were going to call the police. To our knowledge, no police ever even responded. We had to wait in there for about 45 minutes until we left the rear exit of the store and caught an Uber back to the hotel. All politics aside, I’ve been to most major cities in the US. SF was the one in which I felt most unsafe. Miami is a close 2nd, BTW. Just gross. 🤢

I read today that the drunk driver is/was employed as CFO of a substance abuse rehab facility. Wow. This is just such a horrible tragedy. 😢

Yup. I believe we got the early bird special for like $275 for purchasing prior to 8/1, but we have a subscription to YouTubeTV (which we like much better than DTV).

I think Gore would be a great PS addition.

This response to what was clearly a joke is a little over the top. Also, who responds to an “opening day menu” thread like you did? Why even respond if you don’t have the means to make a dang plate of nachos or something? Jeez…lighten up dude! 🙄

Judon is an a-hole.

Pretty cool stuff.

Definitely fall where I live now. Best weather of the year and the start of NFL football. Kids going back to school is always fun. Friday night HS football games are always a good time, and Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. I love waking up on Sunday mornings and having a coffee with my wife on the back deck before the kids wake up.

I was just commenting last night to my wife about how that pole vaulter with the giant hog could make a living on OF. 😂