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I expect the next headline to be: “Dolphins moving on from players. Bringing in actual Dolphins.” 😂🙌🏼

Picked a perfect weekend to be on vacation in Copenhagen. I guess “touristy stuff”? 😂🙌🏼

More like: NFL: "Marcel you were caught with weed." Marcel: "I read on Twitter Percy Harvin smoked before every game, I just figured it was cool." 💨💨👉 NFL: 🤦‍♂️

Adam Gase, Super Genius: "Adam Gase’s desperate desire to bring Sam Darnold back to save the day ultimately put the Jets in a bigger bind entering this weekend’s game in Philly. Gase gave Darnold the lion’s share of first-team practice reps all week only to learn Thursday night that the franchise signal caller won’t be medically cleared to face the Eagles." https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/ny-sam-darnold-mono-spleen-out-vs-eagles-20191004-y2yywbkcurhudkd7lbk3si7oyy-story.html

"A Few Seconds of Panic: A Sportswriter Plays in the NFL" is a fun book on the subject. Author, NPR journalist and Scrabble master Stefan Fatsis tries out to become a kicker on the Broncos. https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B001BAGW3W&preview=newtab&linkCode=kpe&ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_on0LDbDV9R8D0 Fun story about a regular Joe, trying to make the NFL... And no football for me. The only pros I know stand sideways on boards or ride bikes

And the D is the opposite with one new starter, who also happens to be our first round pick. Also, our coach is a D guy. Can't figure out why the O isn't as good at the D right now...

Queue up the Train Whistle! I mean we love that as much as this thread...

Hi, I'm here for the weed debaaaa...wait, did you say Chick-Fil-A! Mmmmmmm chiiiiiicken... I'm on my way

^ Must not read TBD or Twitter 😂

So freaking perfect!! 🤣

A jersey to NOT buy for your daughter...

I liked the tweet: "Stefon Diggs just bought a car at West Herr. Probably meaningless". 🤣

Was going to say, he talked about that on Sirius (yesterday maybe..?) and said it was STILL hard to go against his instincts. Though the $5k did get his attention. Holmgren said if the game is on the line and there's one play, don't shut down your instincts, go for it - but if it's a random second down, just get down! I think that everyone underestimates how hard it is to shut down that competitive nature (and, quite frankly, to make good decisions under tons of duress). I feel like we're always going to see a little hero ball from Josh, but hopefully he'll learn to save himself - might just take a few years...

Anytime we have a QB that loses we should go get another one! Then one year we'll be consistent at QB AND we'll have an undefeated season!!

Sad I missed this! Love that Pizza Pete got a good score!!