Johnny Hammersticks

Jay Wright is pure class, IMO. Why the low opinion of him?

That's one smug looking Lemur. I win!!

Duke is like our new Villanova, IMO. I hate them because they will always be near the top in the ACC standings, but I respect their coach and their program. I don't hate them as much as I did UCONN, Pitt or Georgetown (for various reasons). Anyway, F any team that Syracuse is playing. Tonight it's Duke. I can't wait to watch Chistmas v Okafor 2. Hopefully they take the lid off the basket for Rak this time around. If there is one weakness for Okafor it's his defense. Rak should eat his lunch.

The situation is what it is, unfortunately. Unlikely that a good option will become available via trade, they are going to have to bring in some bodies to compete with EJ in camp. The list is not pretty, but there are some game managers who in the right scheme (with a dominant defense) can win us games. The hope right now is that EJ can be the guy. The second and third tier QB's in the draft are not guys who will likely be able to step in and start immediately. Although I think they should draft a guy like Grayson, Petty, or Mannion depending where they fall. Out of those guys I like Grayson the most. I think Petty will get drafted too early. Entering camp I expect to see something like this. Manuel Moore/Locker/Hoyer (in no particular order) Grayson/Petty/Mannion Rookie UDFA Bring is some more bulls on the offensive line, and run the football down our opponent's throats.

F Duke

whisker biscuit?

Well, they must be under the same ownership ownership anyway. Interestingly, I have never visited the establishment. Despite the restaurant's clear superiority, I frequent the Panda Garden for my Chinese food needs. There is no garden there, and I was disappointed to not see any pandas, but the waitress/bartender has rather large breasts for an Asian woman.

No way!! The #1 Chinese Restaurant is right down the street from me. Therefore, you must live in my town!!

This thread is funny. FTR....I thought we were on the verge of signing McGruber. Josh McCown is even better!

Yes, I would.

I remember when SJ was a great RB. He should have retired three years ago. He's done.

You sir, also make some very good points. Selfishly, however, I think they all should have to stay for 3 years. Similar to football.

I hear ya. I've heard that, next to drummers, sandpaper block players get the most 'tang on tour.

Serendipitously, yes their decision to leave early turned out to be a smart one. I still think Jerami Grant made a poor decision. Yes, he is getting some PT on a very, very bad NBA team. I just think he could have vastly improved his offensive game, and his chances at having a successful NBA career, with another year of college ball.

When will you be recording and posting your rendition of Little Wing?

This is very disturbing. Mostly because there probably is a fetish market for farts in a jar. When I was a kid, my older brother ripped a raunchy fart into a tennis ball canister and capped it. I was watching TV lying on the couch when he uncorked his stink tube and held it over my face. I nearly vomited.

I wonder if Ennis and Grant might have had an inkling that post-season sanctions were coming down this year....

I think CBF just might be that "slump buster" that TRBJ so desperately needs. Forget about that psycho at work TRBJ, your true love has been right under your nose this whole time. This is beautiful....

Sketchy Chinese buffet for lunch. Headed to my office to take a nap on the toilet.

Doesn't seem like Chandler will be as valued in Roman's offense. Roman likes his TE's/H-Backs to be able to block well, and pull in the running game. Chandler is not a very good blocker, IMO.

Nice work! How about this one my Dad used to say all the time. "Colder than a well digger's ass in Arkansas."

Better you than NDBUFFCUSEFAN, I suppose. Puff em deep my hairy footed friend.

He looks just like Johnny Drama from Entourage.

I shipped my good old Dad 6 nice Cuban cigars for his birthday, and they never reached his house in Myrtle Beach. I'm pissed. USPS.com tracking says it was delivered on 02/20. This type of thing ever happen to anyone? I have $50 insurance on the package, but they're freaking illegal Cuban cigars!!

, which was acceptable to him because he had just watched Silence of the Lambs and it reminded him of back in 2004 when he...