Johnny Hammersticks

Your beloved, Gugly, is tormenting the elderly again. This time he may have met his match though.

I grew up in CNY. Played HS lax, and then college lax at the division 3 level. I'm currently coaching HS lax here in Vermont which has been a great experience. Amazing game that has done so much for me in my life. I think Syracuse has a good chance at winning it all this year, but Notre Dame, UNC, Denver, and Hopkins all have a shot. I'm thinking about driving down to Philly for the national championship game on Memorial Day. Thanks for your contribution.

College lacrosse fans out there? As round 1 of the tourney starts this weekend, there are going to be 8-10 games televised on ESPNU today and tomorrow. Some really good lacrosse. While I am a Syracuse homer, I am looking forward to Albany v Cornell today at noon. Albany's Lyle Thompson is fun as hell to watch. Native American player who might just be the best ever. Also, Ohio State v Duke at 7:30 will showcase Duke's midfielder, Miles Jones. He's truly a man amongst boys. Anyone else going to be following?

Degree of difficulty? Holy crap. She's a favorite to take gold in the masterb-olympics.

They walk among us...

Terrific, thanks. One more thing. In your living room do you have a couch or a davenport?

When you have your 3rd meal of the day, do you refer to it as "dinner" or "supper?"

I remember after Preston Brown was drafted saying to my friend, "really?! I've heard of him, but really?! A 2 down linebacker in the 3rd round?!" Trust in Doug.

Do you think the judge will make God and Jesus wear suits like in My Cousin Vinny?

This thread is beginning to reach Fitzgibbons legendary status.

I'm gonna have freakin nightmares about this.

This thread is funny.

Shirl is slang for weed, right?

You better get your priorities in order, bub.

Have you been under a rock? He publicly stated that if he was drafted after the 3rd round he wouldn't sign with the team and re-enter the 2016 draft.

I meet budding sociopaths every day at work. Frequently, I meet their parents who are sometimes full blown sociopaths. It's become the norm.

I am aware of these terms, as the words "teachable" and "trainable" were once used to describe differing levels of cognitive impairment. Can you imagine? "Well Mrs. Gunderson, the good news is that cognitive testing indicates that Timothy is a Moron and not an Idiot, so there is hope that he will find his place in this world."

I feel like the longer this drags out, the better chance we have of landing Collins. I feel like if Miami was his preference, he would have made his decision by now. Just my suspicion.

Out. Have to coach a lacrosse game that afternoon. As of 06/19 I am on summer vacation until late August. My schedule will be wide open. Can't wait to meet up with you guys.

Hey! Good to have you back diggz!! I'll admit, I was screaming at the television when they picked Darby. I really wanted AJ Cann at 50 and thought we were going to land him. The more I hear about Darby, however, I think it might have been a smart pick as he looks to be McKelvin's eventual replacement. I think with his athletic prowess, and his press coverage ability, Rex and Donnie Henderson can make him into a stud CB. I don't always agree with the personnel moves, but different than prior regimes, I actually trust Whaley and crew to make the right personnel decisions. First time I have felt this way in a long time.

I was thinking the same thing. I can't recall kdiggs being so persistently negative in the past, but his posts lately have been troll-tastic. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and no one should be "sunshine and rainbows" all the time. But if you never have anything positive to say, why waste your energy posting on here? Time to cheer for the Jets...I hear they got a high draft grade.

Good lord!! Thank you?

I didn't think she was even that old. Looks like 15-16 to me. Pretty young lady. I guess my perspective on "gawking" at pretty teenagers has changed since my daughter was born. I'm not judging, however, it seems she is fair game if that's your thing. Gawk away!

Don't feed the trolls.

Holy smokes!! Has there ever been a man born with two penises? I really need to know this...