Johnny Hammersticks

Hey, it bides him time in between furious sessions of waxing his carrot. If not for OTW, his talley wacker would be all raw and scabby.

I believe after 5T is goes to youth XS. My son is 5 and I am also looking for Bills gear for him. I haven't had much luck. I bought him a youth small jersey this year and it was huge on him.

I have the same t-shirt. My Father won it in a call-in radio station contest when I used to live in Rochester. If I recall correctly, Bo didn't even end up playing in that game. Amazing that he ran a 4.12 40 yard dash at 230 pounds. Defies physics.

The Bo Jackson one is really good. It's amazing to hear about some of the things he did growing up and in college. Possibly the greatest athlete ever...if not for the hip injury.

Jeez...religion is like having a part time job! You're not likely to find a girl who's ready to bone at a bible study, Joe-Joe. There are those "loose" religious girls, but they tend to be nuttier than squirrel turds. What ever happened to dragging home willing nasties from the bar? Worked for me!

Great little French restaurant in Pikes Market called Maxemilien. Check out the gum wall outside Market Theater adjacent to the market. It's disgusting, but pretty amazing. Also, the Chihuly glass garden exhibit is worth checking out. I love Seattle.

lol@ Redskins logo. Snyder is the butt.

During his spot on NFLN, when the trade went down, I thought I could see the disappoinent in his eyes. I think he truly wanted to stay here. I will always root for Spiller. Maybe Sean Payton can figure out how to "get him in space."

1991 AFC Championship game. Bills 51 Raiders 3. That was fun.

Anything west of Cayuga, Thompkins and Tioga county is WNY. Sorry fellas. Rochester definitely is not in CNY.

So long and good luck, Chris. We barely even knew ya. Will we finally find out what that mysterious "illness" was?

I actually was going to shoot down, but my wife decided she wanted to go into work during our spring break. So I'm home babysitting. schittt!

Is this show any good? Some people love it...some people, well don't care for it. I'm looking for something new after finishing Peaky Blinders last week.

Conversely, every perception I've ever had about puppets' musical talents have been turned completely upside down. I'd like to see this guy do Danny Carey.

My point exactly. Now, Roman's comment might be different if he were taking over a team with an already established QB.

Yeah, seems like the wrong shade of red. Looks pretty cool though. However, I like the helmets the way they are.

I don't necessarily expect Tuel to get first team rep's, although I'm not completely ruling it out. My point is that it is very difficult to take quotes like these at face value. I feel that much of what we hear at this point in the year are "stock answers." Especially when a new OC is commenting about what will essentially be an open competition. He's not going to tip his hand right now. Now, if Roman said something like "Eric Wood will get 1st team rep's at RG," that would be significant, IMO.

I can't understand why this thread has gotten so much attention. Is it so hard to believe that a new OC, in the offseason, would say that every QB currently on the roster would get a chance to prove their worth? We all know that Tuel will not be our starting QB. He more than likely will not even make the team. If by some miracle he does, then good for him. This thread has veered waaaaay off course.

Would absolutely love the Wisconin kid in the 3rd round. I was really impressed with him during Senior Bowl week, and I think he would make a perfect RT. Only problem is that I don't see him playing OG in the NFL. Clive Walford in the 2nd would have me doing back flips.

And why is this a surprise? Further, why is this a surprise that the new OC would say this in an offseason presser? Reporter: "Uh, is Jeff Tuel going see 1st team rep's?" Roman: "Nah, we already know he isn't going to be playing, and will likely be released, so Tuel will be relegated to water boy duty." C'mon!!

I know it's not too sexy, but I did some chicken quarters on the grill tonight marinated in Cornell Sauce. Got a tip from my father to put a water pan under the grill grates and cook the chicken on medium heat over the water for 2 1/2 hours. The chicken came out great. I thought it might be soggy on the bottom, but it was nice and crispy all around. It was nice and moist too. I don't think I'll ever cook bone-in chicken over direct flame again.

Martha's Vineyard is amazing. Take the ferry over, rent a little cottage in Oak Bluffs for the week, and explore the island. Rent a jeep (or a moped if you're feeling frisky) for a day or two. It is so laid back there, and there is so much to do. I used to spend summers there while I'm college waiting tables at a fancy tennis club in Vineyard Haven. Best summers of my life. I still go back with the family almost every summer. You can camp there as well if that's your thing. PM me if you want more details. I know the island very well.

To be fair, Dawson is a tremendous LB and I would pitch a tent in my pants if he fell to us at 50. IMO, he would absolutely be BPA. I think he ends up going in the first round.

Has there ever, in the history of sports, been such a blatant, publicized attempt by a sports franchise to tank the season for a draft pick? I'm "pro-tank" by the way...I just couldn't think of another comparable example.

I think the "line" between spanking and toddler punching has been pretty well established. I'm sorry...this is absolutely horrible, but the term "toddler punching" has a funny ring to it.