The only way you know it's real is if you blow a stinky fart in her presence, and she sensuously wafts it toward her nose. It's the girlfriend test. If she gags or scoffs at you, it wasn't meant to be.
Yeah, he probably has a thread started on blacklung.com message board.
I have a lonely widow neighbor next door to me. She intercepts me almost every day to talk. Usually tells me the same things over and over again b/c she's becoming senile.
You're lucky you get off with a few hi's pal.
Funny, I was talking to a friend of mine recently who is a chef in DC. He just got back from Denver where he helped his boss open a couple of new restaurants. He is a casual weed smoker, and I expected to hear cool stories about visiting the "weed stores."
I was surprised at his attitude toward the city and the new marijuana culture. He thought it was really lame. Said the entire city is shrouded in a smog of pot smoke. Got annoyed with dealing with dim-witted stoners all the time. I'd like to see it for myself.
His behavior sounds fairly benign, however, I think Richie should be more careful about being drunk in public. All it takes is one other meathead to retaliate, and Richie could end up in a tussle with police involvement. Bad news.
You actually have a bum policy? Is it written down somewhere? What if it is a really charming bum? What if the bum did a magic trick for you? Would if you had exactly .72 in your pocket? Would you give the bum .60, and keep the other .12? Of course you wouldn't.
Do you get to write off bum donations on your taxes?