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The Real Buffalo Joe

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  1. I got on a city bus and found a vacant seat, I thought I saw my future bride walking up the street, I shouted to the driver hey conductor, you must slow down. I think I see her please let me off this bus Nadine, honey is that you? Oh, Nadine. honey, is that you? Seems like every time I see you darling you got something else to do
  2. 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 A football player was upset that his team was losing!
  3. You ain't nothin' but a hound dog Cryin' all the time You ain't nothin' but a hound dog Cryin' all the time Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine
  4. The lunatic is in the hall The lunatics are in my hall The paper holds their folded faces to the floor And every day the paper boy brings more
  5. They're really rockin Boston In Pittsburgh, P. A. Deep in the heart of Texas And 'round the Frisco Bay All over St. Louis Way down in New Orleans All the Cats wanna dance with Sweet Little Sixteen Sweet Little Sixteen She's just got to have About half a million Framed autographs Her wallet's filled with pictures She gets 'em one by one She gets so excited Watch her look at her run
  6. Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to loseNothin', don't mean nothin' hon' if it ain't free, no noAnd, feelin' good was easy, Lord, when he sang the bluesYou know, feelin' good was good enough for meGood enough for me and my Bobby McGee
  7. You can tell your mom I moved to Arkansas You can tell your dog to bite my leg Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can tell my lip He never really liked me anyway Or tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please Myself already knows I'm not OK. Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind It might be walking out on me today But don't tell my heart My achy breaky heart I just don't think he'd understand And if you tell my heart My achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man
  8. Thank you for your wine, California Thank you for your sweet and bitter fruits Yes I got the desert in my toenail And I hid the speed inside my shoe But come on, come on down Sweet Virginia Come on, honey child, beg you Come on, come on down, you got it in ya Got to scrape the sh!t right off your shoes
  9. Come on, come on, come on, come on Now touch me, baby Can't you see that I am not afraid? What was that promise that you made? Why won't you tell me what she said? What was that promise that you made? (Just for @Gugny)
  10. They say that all in love is fair Yeah but you don't care But you know what to do When it gets hold of you And with a little help from above You feel the power of love You feel the power of love Can you feel it? Don't take money, don't take fame Don't need no credit card to ride this train Tougher than diamonds and stronger than steel You won't feel it until you feel You feel the power, feel the power of love
  11. Flying on a free flight, Driving all night With my machinery 'Cause I got the power, Any hour To show the man in me I got reputations, Blown to pieces With my artillery I'll be guided in, We'll be ridin' Given what you got to me Don't you struggle, Don't you fight Don't you worry,'Cause it's your turn tonight Let me put my love into you, babe Let me put my love on the line Let me put my love into you, babe Let me cut your cake with my knife
  12. The draft is a crap shoot. Brady*, the alleged goat, was turned down by every team including the Patriots* 5 times before being drafted. Good for Pat. Good for Sammy. Good for Andy. Good for Shady. I wish them nothing but the best unless it's against our Bills.
  13. Financially speaking, Vince McMahon put up enough money to ensure that it an last three years. The last XFL had enough money to last another year if they wanted to, but knew they weren't gonna make money. I think they learned their lesson the last time, and it won't be so gimmicky. If they expand, I'm sure SA gets a team. While the AAF failed as a league, San Antonio's team drew 30-40k a game. What year did you graduate Frontier? 2008 here. Brown publicly stated he doesn't want to play. Kap, Tebow, too polarizing. Like @Brianmoorman4jesus said, doesn't matter how they play. Plus I feel this league will be marketed to the good ol' boys who claim they don't watch the NFL anymore, so Kap is out. OchoCinco actually wants to join as a kicker, as he's actually almost as good at soccer as he was at football.
  14. Just bought a pair of Houston Roughnecks season tickets. My biggest selling point is on field passes for one game a year. The league Rosters read like a who's who of Bills training camp fodder from the Gailey/Marrone/Rex era. Even a few from McD. Bills: Cam Phillips (Houston) Gerhard de Beer (Houston) Josh Johnson (Los Angeles) Tyree Jackson (DC) Cardale Jones (DC) Keith Ford (St Louis) Joe Powell (St Louis) Other recognizeable Non Bills names: Matt McGloin (New York) Landry Jones (Dallas) Jake Schum (Tampa) (Punter for Packers and Bucs, Frontier High School, Buff State, and UB Alum)
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