Johnny Hammersticks

I remember after Preston Brown was drafted saying to my friend, "really?! I've heard of him, but really?! A 2 down linebacker in the 3rd round?!" Trust in Doug.

Do you think the judge will make God and Jesus wear suits like in My Cousin Vinny?

This thread is beginning to reach Fitzgibbons legendary status.

I'm gonna have freakin nightmares about this.

This thread is funny.

Shirl is slang for weed, right?

You better get your priorities in order, bub.

Have you been under a rock? He publicly stated that if he was drafted after the 3rd round he wouldn't sign with the team and re-enter the 2016 draft.

I meet budding sociopaths every day at work. Frequently, I meet their parents who are sometimes full blown sociopaths. It's become the norm.

I am aware of these terms, as the words "teachable" and "trainable" were once used to describe differing levels of cognitive impairment. Can you imagine? "Well Mrs. Gunderson, the good news is that cognitive testing indicates that Timothy is a Moron and not an Idiot, so there is hope that he will find his place in this world."

I feel like the longer this drags out, the better chance we have of landing Collins. I feel like if Miami was his preference, he would have made his decision by now. Just my suspicion.

Out. Have to coach a lacrosse game that afternoon. As of 06/19 I am on summer vacation until late August. My schedule will be wide open. Can't wait to meet up with you guys.

Hey! Good to have you back diggz!! I'll admit, I was screaming at the television when they picked Darby. I really wanted AJ Cann at 50 and thought we were going to land him. The more I hear about Darby, however, I think it might have been a smart pick as he looks to be McKelvin's eventual replacement. I think with his athletic prowess, and his press coverage ability, Rex and Donnie Henderson can make him into a stud CB. I don't always agree with the personnel moves, but different than prior regimes, I actually trust Whaley and crew to make the right personnel decisions. First time I have felt this way in a long time.

I was thinking the same thing. I can't recall kdiggs being so persistently negative in the past, but his posts lately have been troll-tastic. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and no one should be "sunshine and rainbows" all the time. But if you never have anything positive to say, why waste your energy posting on here? Time to cheer for the Jets...I hear they got a high draft grade.

Good lord!! Thank you?

I didn't think she was even that old. Looks like 15-16 to me. Pretty young lady. I guess my perspective on "gawking" at pretty teenagers has changed since my daughter was born. I'm not judging, however, it seems she is fair game if that's your thing. Gawk away!

Don't feed the trolls.

Holy smokes!! Has there ever been a man born with two penises? I really need to know this...

Link?

Is she even old enough to be called hot without feeling creepy?

Hung over for 8am soccer practice with my son. Grocery shopping and then doing some chores around the house. Have some friends coming over for grillin and chillin on our new back deck. Drink tequila until I say something offensive, anger the wife, and then pass out in my recliner. Good Saturday in Vermont.

I'm speechless. What just happened?

I think you're drastically overestimating this team's needs. However, I wouldn't be opposed to a trade down.

He was a beast at the Senior Bowl, IIRC. Very quick for his size.

For some reason I feel like you haven't been paying much attention to the TRBJ "saga."