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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. Johnny Hammersticks

    Offensive Line Struggles

    Pathetic today. Even Dawkins was sloppy. Going to have to pay some major attention to this position group in the offseason.
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    Darnold fumble?

    It kinda looked to me that the ball was moving before he was down by contact. Too close to call.
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    College Basketball 2018-19

    Wow! And UK shouldn’t have even made it to overtime, really. That shot to beat the buzzer was ridiculous. How does Kentucky get beat by Seton Hall...at home?! Love college basketball!!
  4. Johnny Hammersticks

    Have you ever coached a sport?

    Varsity lacrosse coach for 5 years. 6th season this spring.
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    White trash: Ohio style

    As my father famously says when we see or hear about a freak like this, “they walk among us.”
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    Need planning help: Taking Scout Troop to Niagara Falls in June

    Sundowner is a must, IMHO.
  7. Johnny Hammersticks

    Syracuse Basketball 2018-2019

    I think this team has yet to find its identity, but we surely have talent and depth. I loved the heart and clutch play down the stretch. It’s going to be an interesting season.
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    Would ya Miss Kentucky style

    Is this a serious question?
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    Youse is in for a treat

    Really? Because I hope Darnold and the Jets suck donkey balls for the rest of eternity.
  10. Johnny Hammersticks

    Where are you on the spectrum??

    I know, right? That’s ignorant 🤓
  11. Johnny Hammersticks

    Have you ever farted real loud in public?

    Not really loud but really stinky. I was taking a winter session public speaking class when I was a freshman in college. A friend and I were the only ones in our dorm, so we got a case of Milwaukee’s Best Ice and split it. Got absolutely hammered. The next morning I woke up with horrible, pungent gas. I think my class started at 9:30 or something, so I pretty much hopped out of bed and ran to class. I was sitting there with my friend next to me as people were doing their presentations. I was holding in a bunch of gas and it was becoming extremely uncomfortable. I couldn’t get up and go to the restroom as another student was in the middle of their presentation, so I decided that I needed to “relieve the pressure” a little bit. When I say that my “test fart” was the most wretched, disgusting think I ever smelled...that it probably an understatement. I am not exaggerating when I say that the professor had to evacuate the classroom and cancel class because he couldn’t open the windows to air the place out. Of course, as soon as the stench hit, my friend started laughing, pointed at me, and yelled “oh my god dude...really?!” It was awful 😂
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    Careful With Those DNA Tests!

    Your last name is Pomeranian? Like the dog?
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    Hot for Grease Thrower

    Looks like one of her eyelids is trying to escape!
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    Hot for Grease Thrower

    What the HELL is that thing?! I’m going to have nightmares...
  15. Johnny Hammersticks

    Should we go after Sam Mustipher?

    I’m a big fan of Jesse Burkett from Stanford. Very cerebral player and he’s an absolute animal.