Johnny Hammersticks

Allen Benford Bishop Dawkins Shaq T. (I said it!)

Of course.

Can you do a movie review of Ghost Dad?

Born in 1979. I remember how bad the Bills were when I was really young. My father had 4 season tix through work as long as I can remember (I think his boss owned a whole row of STs). My dad brought me to my first game against the Saints in December of 1989. It was snowing like crazy. I have a distinct memory of people handing out little plastic gift bags to all the kids coming in the gates. There was a coloring book and crayons, a Bills scarf, a bunch of NFL stickers…and a little mini pack of Marlboro reds. 😂

I’d let her fart in my dinner.

Oh, the poor, poor children! Someone burn that horrible woman at the stake!

I’ve been begging my wife to allow me to do a prime rib for Thanksgiving for the past few years, but she doesn’t want anything to do with it. I like turkey, but it’s not my favorite. I enjoy the leftover cold turkey sandwiches more than I do the actual turkey dinner.

Well, your 1000 pound anchor chain reference sounds like something that a communist would say.

I’d like to add that since the Oliver injury, Groot has been used all over the defensive line. Notice how he’s playing 3 tech in a lot of obvious run situations. Most of the time he isn’t allowed to “pin his ears back” like traditional edge rushers. But he seems to be making an impact on a lot of plays. He’s doing his job, IMO. 🤷🏾‍♂️

No Donnie Freeman tonight. That sucks.

Yeah. Complete slug. Sacks aren’t the only stat that matter for DEs. 🤦🏾‍♂️

So the bar is set at whoever has fewer warts? Gross.

Did anyone happen to notice the mess Daboll just left in New Jersey? The guy’s a certified lunatic. No thanks. I’d rather let Ronald Curry call the plays if they move on from Brady.

It’s loud too.

I’m not sure how this works. His contract looks pretty doable in the short term. Looks like Miami restructured his deal to save cap space this year, but Minkah is on the books for ~15.5 million in the final year of his 4 year deal next season. Would Buffalo be on the hook for paying him that?