Johnny Hammersticks

His numbers were in free fall because the Eagles threw the football at a 3/2 ratio. Plus, rumor has it that McCoy fell out of favor with Kelly (and vice versa) due to personality differences.

Jason LaCanfora tweet. I can't find any other sources.

I don't understand your logic. What does Sanchez have to do with McCoy?

I guess it depends on your lifestyle. If you're one to get out and about during the winter, then you're probably happy. If you lock yourself inside for 5-6 months out of the year, then you'll probably be unhappy. Some people just B word about the weather because they're miserable and have nothing else to complain about.

No kidding? I work in elementary schools, and you'd be shocked at the number of little boys named Jameson running around. Have yet to meet a Chivas though.

It's more about a lack of sunlight. Exposure to sunlight has been proven to increase Seratonin production/reuptake in the brain. People who suffer from depression have been found to be Seratonin deficient. Therefore, those long, dark winters can actually cause depression.

That's the thing. There are about 6 teams with 50+ million in cap space IIRC. The Raiders and Jags both have 60+ million. That's a lot of coin to spend.

I'm losing hope on Hughes. Now that Houston and JPP are franchised, Hughes is far and away the best pass rusher in the FA class. He is going to get waaaaaay over paid, IMO. I can see him raking in 13-14 million/year. Buffalo already has so much money invested in their defensive line, and Dareus NEEDS to be extended ASAP. I just don't see us re-signing Hughes at this point. Agree about Cutler...don't want him.

I did 15 consecutive shots of Jameson at my best friend's bachelor party this past summer. The winner of the contest did 26. Still, not too bad for a 35 year old Dad with 2 kids. BTW....the winner won a bottle of Jameson

Fairbanks, Alaska....in the midst of a cold snap (high temperature was around -50 for about 3 weeks). A blow torch wasn't getting the egg off my car. I drove around with it until March. Dang kids and their Halloween pranks!!

It didn't work all that well, but what I could scrape off I added some peppers and onions to and made a delicious omelet.

You did 3 years worth of puking on your 21st birthday!?!? No wonder you don't drink anymore. Yeesh....did your stomach come out through your throat?

Sometimes the spray stuff just makes the poop smell worse.

I have 2-5 drinks almost every day. Very rarely when the kids are awake (unless the Bills or Orange are playing), and never to the point of being drunk. I just enjoy drinking a few glasses of wine or a couple of beers to forget about my chaotic job and enjoy my evening. I'm not sure if that makes me a "drunkard" or an "alcoholic," but if it does I am comfortable with that. I used to put away at least a 12 pack per night in my college years and early-mid twenties. My body just can't recover from that anymore. Also, I think back to all the stupid things I did while drunk, and I realize (not matter how much I'd like to) that I can't get away with that stuff anymore. Getting arrested for public intoxication isn't cute when you're 36.

I'll support those nominations and that committee. Just as long as I can be the vice-treasurer of the Flatulent Airborn Response Team. I think my experience with sharting at inopportune times makes me more than qualified for the position. #JH_FART2015

There is a feeling of spring in the air. It's climbing into the 30's and 40's this week and next. The sun is really warm, and I am really noticing the shift in daylight. I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Interesting BJ Johnson getting the start over Joseph. Did Joseph even see the floor last night? Bold move by JB at the end of the season. I see Kentucky, Duke, Nova and Virginia as the best 4 teams in college basketball, BTW. I got duke winning it all. Lots of very strong 2-4 seeds, IMO. Notre Dame, Maryland, Gonzaga, Wisconsin, Arizona, Kansas, Wichita, etc... It's going to be a fun tournament to watch

FART!! <----------- scratch and sniff

No, no, no nononononono.......... NO!! There's not enough therapists in the world to help me get over that one.

They used the franchise tag on D. Thomas. Rumor is that they're willing to let J. Thomas test the market, but they still want to get a deal done.

So more likely 14-16 million/year range then?

I think, if I were to be murdered by my country for crimes committed, I'd want to go out in a more interesting way. Like locked in a port-o-potty and set on fire. Or being slathered with honey and fed to billions of army ants.

I betcha Suh gets 4 years, 12.5 million/year, with 28 million guaranteed. That would eat up nearly half of our cap space depending upon how the deal was structured. I based his contract of Ngata's BTW.

I'd love Suh, but I'd rather spend money on the offense. Throw some money at Iupati, Boling, Orange Julius, etc...

Funny, when I accepted my job in Fairbanks I also had a contract on the table for Mat-Su school district. I chose Fairbanks because, frankly, the salary, benefits and relocation assistance were much, much better. It actually wasn't a horrible place to live. Nice restaurants, some pretty good bars, local semi-pro baseball and hockey, a university and international airport, and surprisingly decent live music/comedy scene. Went fishing for Grayling, moose hunting, went hiking/camping a bunch to beautiful places. I just couldn't handle the 9 month winters anymore. My wife and I used to fly to Anchorage 2-3 times per year for long weekends. It was mainly a shopping trip for the wife, but we got out on the town quite a bit. Very cool city with a good party scene. Our trips there almost made me wish I took the Mat-Su job instead.