Johnny Hammersticks

Share out. I’ve never heard this expression prior to moving to Vermont, so maybe it’s a New England thing. When I’m in a meeting and it’s my turn to report my findings, the meeting facilitator will usually say “Now it’s Johnny’s turn to share out the results of his evaluation.” It sounds dumb to me.

Pork one? Gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

Laff-A-Lympics was a good one.

I also have YouTubeTV and Sunday Ticket. Last week I wasn’t expecting to be able to watch the game in real time, but it was on there live. 🤷🏾‍♂️

I’s just being silly.

Ah, shut up ah yo moufff! Ming!

Pretty sure he just packed Gillette for a couple shows.

I personally think he can do way better than this chick.

I spent the night in jail in Geneva during my freshman year of college. Got my head busted open on a brick wall too. T’was a good night indeed! Geneva cops are the best.

I have a group of friends that all recently bought tickets/airfare to the Maui Invitational basketball tournament in November. It doesn’t look like it’s going to happen now. Looks like the group’s alternative idea is to spend the time in Vegas though.

My roommates and I absolutely wore this game out during our freshman year. Roenick and Ray Borque were unstoppable.

I still listen almost daily. I watch most of the interviews depending on who is on the show. I think Howard, and the show, is better than ever. I love the impressionists he has on the show now. Chris Wilding doing Dr. Now absolutely kills me.

She’s got a nice set of dimples.

I promise I have! Haha. I’ve seen fishing shows, but never any hunting shows. Do they actually show the animals being killed? This is wild to me.

I honestly didn’t know that there were shows purely about hunting.

I haven’t seen either movie, but last night my wife took my 9 year old daughter and 13 year old son to see the Barbie movie. I didn’t think my son would be too interested, but he was bored so he tagged along. When he got home I asked him how the movie was, and his response was interesting and kind of caught me off guard. He was noticeably a bit miffed, and felt as though the movie really portrayed men in a crappy and unfair way. He said during one point in the movie when the characters went into the “real world” the men were depicted as misogynistic (my word based on his description) pigs…essentially. He was kind of upset about the whole thing. Anyway, just sharing the perspective of a very well adjusted, bright, and kind 13 year old boy. My wife and daughter both enjoyed the movie.

They literally can’t pay officials enough money here in Vermont (I think they’re paying $85-90 per game plus mileage), and having been a varsity lacrosse coach for 9 years I completely understand why. State regulatory agencies, such as the Vermont Principals Association here in VT, need to implement state-wide zero tolerance policies for fans and and make sure they are enforced. How they handle it now is by giving a “bench misconduct” penalty to the home team and warn the fan(s). If it continues they can eject the fan, but I’ve only seen that happen once.

I looked into it and at present they do not. My wife is taking some college classes, so we were hoping to take advantage.

It’s a big thing in the youth club lacrosse scene. Started seeing them here and there last summer. Not exactly sure how they help to prevent concussions, but I know they are very expensive (~$125). This summer they were everywhere. I believe the Premier Lacrosse League was one of their first major sponsors.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvDiTjUxNTP/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 🤔🤔🤔

My mailman has seen me naked at least 4 times. You see, after I mow the lawn I strip down and throw my sweaty clothes in the washer. Then I walk upstairs to the shower passing the front door on my way through the foyer and up the staircase. Sometimes he’s just there. I’m beginning to think he times it out so he can catch a glimpse. Worst part is the eye contact. Very uncomfortable.

Sick bastard…

We have a really nice public pool in Middlebury. It has diving boards, water slides, and actual rock climbing walls that hang over the deep end. My kids love it. Although there are so many awesome lakes, waterfalls and other swimming spots that we only go there a few times a summer.

I ***** like 6 times a day and I still can’t spell vacashun.

How did we go from imploding submersibles to slavery? 🤔