prissythecat Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Tom Brady custom SUV for sale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Man he is so full of it: "With such limited time in my busy schedule the ESV gave me those extra minutes to study my playbook, make phone calls and be with my family. Immediately my productivity went up and my stress came down." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 if I was wealthy, I’d purchase it just to push it off the nearest cliff!!! 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Who? No one with a brain. For that money, you could buy a car that is actually cool, which an Escalade has never been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLFan Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 43 minutes ago, MJS said: Man he is so full of it: "With such limited time in my busy schedule the ESV gave me those extra minutes to study my playbook, make phone calls and be with my family. Immediately my productivity went up and my stress came down." Proving once again that Brady is one of the world’s biggest douche bags. I would buy it if it came with an opportunity to drive it straight up Brady’s enlarged anus. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 I’m thinking that we should start a go fund me, purchase it and burn it as a symbolic passing of the torch. An unofficial funeral for the Patriots reign 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansLanda Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 It looks like a hearse tbh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 (edited) Can't be Brady's, it isn't decal wrapped in dild0s nor does it have a dildoseat Edited May 28, 2020 by Sherlock Holmes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VirginiaMike Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 The tires are probably under-inflated. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 $3k, that is my best offer. It said OBO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLFan Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 13 minutes ago, Kirby Jackson said: I’m thinking that we should start a go fund me, purchase it and burn it as a symbolic passing of the torch. An unofficial funeral for the Patriots reign Only if he was in it. (Sorry - too harsh?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 48 minutes ago, FLFan said: Only if he was in it. (Sorry - too harsh?) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Watkins' Rib Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Does it come with three years salaried driver for that price? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Round Bust Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 (edited) so no security cameras no way Edited May 29, 2020 by First Round Bust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 i would be worried he became intimate with it after reading his sales line. sanctuary, and place to de stress.uggggh s he is a fkg weirdo and i would not ride in that thing if it as pouring rain outside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillies Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Is Giselle staying in the passenger seat? Then yes, I'll pay that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malazan Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 3 hours ago, RiotAct said: if I was wealthy, I’d purchase it just to push it off the nearest cliff!!! That'd really stick it to him 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroutDog Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, First Round Bust said: so no security cameras no way It has them but they self destruct when you do something illegal...like underinflating the tires. ? Edited May 29, 2020 by TroutDog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Am I the only one that wanted to see pictures of the front seat area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLEN1QB Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 (edited) I hear the interior smells like Polish sausage. Edited May 29, 2020 by ALLEN-2-DIGGS-TD!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 What a pompous ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 I will wait until Nick Fury puts his on the market. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 I bet he admired Gronk’s junk in that thing. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeding Bills Blue Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Wonder why he's selling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 (edited) My grandfather drove one of those 4 Edited May 29, 2020 by HOUSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Not even if he threw in Gisele! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Boo Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If it were armored, maybe it'd be worth that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 White Bronco >>>>> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky7337 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 It has nothing over what modern cars already have besides the interior upgrades. Waste of money. 4 hours ago, dneveu said: Wonder why he's selling Probably because outside of the north east there is no reason to have one as there is no winter in Tampa Bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 21 hours ago, Sharky7337 said: It has nothing over what modern cars already have besides the interior upgrades. Waste of money. Probably because outside of the north east there is no reason to have one as there is no winter in Tampa Bay. I doubt he drives it himself often or ever. It’s not a weather issue, it’s a mobile office. Phillip Rivers has something similar. He uses it to watch tape to and from the stadium. I guess people just like to hate on this because it’s Brady? But the dude has made over $200M in NFL contracts alone. This is a lesser investment for him than season tickets to the Bills. And it allows him to be more efficient with his time. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott7975 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Did he already deflate the tires and destroy the computer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 ...no six speed?...forget it........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motorin' Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 On 5/28/2020 at 4:38 PM, Kirby Jackson said: I’m thinking that we should start a go fund me, purchase it and burn it as a symbolic passing of the torch. An unofficial funeral for the Patriots reign Ha, or paint it Bills colors and turn it into a Bills Mafia tailgate item next to the red pinto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistofFate Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Id buy it...its legit, and he's done exactly what he's said he's done. It will sell for that easily. I'd be lobbying for a signature on the wall or something. Tom Brady's Escalade Limo will sell no problem. The dude just auctioned a game day experience with dinner afterwards for over 1 million. Like it or not, he's the GOAT.? Anything he sells will be purchased, and probably at a premium. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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apuszczalowski Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 (edited) On 5/28/2020 at 4:59 PM, Limeaid said: I have no problem with the car but would need to replace the tires. I hear the tires are soft. Im sure they can be re-inflated to proper levels.... 21 minutes ago, Tenhigh said: Photo of Him and Gronk driving his new car through the streets of Tampa? Edited May 31, 2020 by apuszczalowski 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 15 minutes ago, apuszczalowski said: Photo of Him and Gronk driving his new car through the streets of Tampa? Gronk's car apparently looks like his junk, which Brady admires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Sell it to Collinsworth, who can drive it from broadcast assignment to broadcast assignment. First, get one of those vehicle wraps proclaiming Brady as GOAT NFL QB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dopey Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 I like it better than Rex's wrapped pickup. The bison isn't even running forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 On 5/31/2020 at 10:19 AM, Dopey said: I like it better than Rex's wrapped pickup. The bison isn't even running forward. It suited him though as he drove the franchise back instead of moving it forward....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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