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Who wants to buy Tom Brady's custom Escalade? Just 300k OBO

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Man he is so full of it:

 

"With such limited time in my busy schedule the ESV gave me those extra minutes to study my playbook, make phone calls and be with my family. Immediately my productivity went up and my stress came down."

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if I was wealthy, I’d purchase it just to push it off the nearest cliff!!!

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Who? No one with a brain. For that money, you could buy a car that is actually cool, which an Escalade has never been. 

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43 minutes ago, MJS said:

Man he is so full of it:

 

"With such limited time in my busy schedule the ESV gave me those extra minutes to study my playbook, make phone calls and be with my family. Immediately my productivity went up and my stress came down."

Proving once again that Brady is one of the world’s biggest douche bags.

I would buy it if it came with an opportunity to drive it straight up Brady’s enlarged anus.

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I’m thinking that we should start a go fund me, purchase it and burn it as a symbolic passing of the torch. An unofficial funeral for the Patriots reign

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Posted (edited)

Can't be Brady's, it isn't decal wrapped in dild0s nor does it have a dildoseat:death:

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$3k, that is my best offer.  It said OBO...

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13 minutes ago, Kirby Jackson said:

I’m thinking that we should start a go fund me, purchase it and burn it as a symbolic passing of the torch. An unofficial funeral for the Patriots reign

Only if he was in it. (Sorry - too harsh?)

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i would be worried he became intimate with it after reading his sales line.
 sanctuary, and place to de stress.uggggh  s

he is a fkg weirdo and i would not ride in that thing if it as pouring rain outside.

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3 hours ago, RiotAct said:

if I was wealthy, I’d purchase it just to push it off the nearest cliff!!!

 

That'd really stick it to him

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2 hours ago, First Round Bust said:

so no security cameras no way


It has them but they self destruct when you do something illegal...like underinflating the tires. 😃 

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Am I the only one that wanted to see pictures of the front seat area? 

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