I guess Robert Kraft doesn't need to go to South Beach massage parlors anymore.

[Draconator]

 

TBD TMZ at your service.

Edited October 15, 2022 by Draconator

[TBBills]

Doesn't he know that ***** ends once you get married?

 

When he was 40, she was 6... the more money you have the more you can get away with doing creepy *****.

Edited October 15, 2022 by TBBills

[Shake_My_Head]

A lot more expensive way to get off, but what do I know...

[Nextmanup]

Would love to have a copy of the prenup in my hands.

 

1 minute ago, Shake_My_Head said:

A lot more expensive way to get off, but what do I know...

I'm sure this arrangement won't take away from his other adventures.  He's that kind of guy.

 

 

[JoPoy88]

8 minutes ago, TBBills said:

Doesn't he know that ***** ends once you get married?

 

When he was 40, she was 6... the more money you have the more you can get away with doing creepy *****.

Honestly I’m a little surprised that 34 year spread isn’t larger.

[HOUSE]

So the Billionaire cheater wears Walmart sneakers to the Big Day 

This won't end well....

[Big Turk]

13 minutes ago, TBBills said:

Doesn't he know that ***** ends once you get married?

 

When he was 40, she was 6... the more money you have the more you can get away with doing creepy *****.

 

She looks like an alien.

[US Egg]

Go Bills !!!!!

[Doc]

Must be love.

[TBBills]

Says she is a doctor... is she his primary care physician?

[Nextmanup]

2 minutes ago, HOUSE said:

So the Billionaire cheater wears Walmart sneakers to the Big Day 

This won't end well....

I noticed that too; that seems to be all the rage on these NFL halftime shows; all these millionaire ex-players with their millionaire TV salaries, standing around in SUITS....and wearing what looks like black sneakers with thick, white, rubber soles.

 

When did that ***** become hip in NYC?

 

I'm still waiting for these thin ties and suit jacket lapels to widen back up!  Suits have been cut to 1965/1983 specs now for like 15 years.

 

I'm done with it!

 

 

4 minutes ago, Doc said:

Must be love.

[BringBackFergy]

What Kraft does is his own business. Pretty sure his wife of 50+ years died of cancer back in 2010. Being a widower is rough. I’m happy for him and wish him well. Don’t understand the hate. 

[Albany,n.y.]

11 minutes ago, HOUSE said:

So the Billionaire cheater wears Walmart sneakers to the Big Day 

This won't end well....

Kraft is over 12 years older than me & I can't wear shoes without feeling pain.  I always wear sneakers & not shoes.  I'm guessing Kraft can't wear shoes anymore.  

[StHustle]

Got married in Nikes!

[co_springs_billsfan]

The audacity for anyone associated with that organization to wear white at a wedding...  SMH

[BillsFanSD]

Sorry, but very old guys marrying young hotties is always going to be a mash-up of gross and funny.

[Mike in Horseheads]

Dr Handy

[WotAGuy]

Honestly, I thought billions would buy something hotter than that. But there’s something to be said about having a doctor in the house when you get to be in your 70s. 

[mabden]

41 minutes ago, TBBills said:

Says she is a doctor... is she his primary care physician?

 

This means she knows how to make any death look natural.

[RiotAct]

congratulations to the happy couple.

[Beast]

She has a higher price for sexual favors. 

[Bills2022]

Kraft is a smart guy. He is 80.  He found a doctor who is pretty attractive, and she will take care of him in more than 1 way as he ages. 

[BADOLBILZ]

32 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

What Kraft does is his own business. Pretty sure his wife of 50+ years died of cancer back in 2010. Being a widower is rough. I’m happy for him and wish him well. Don’t understand the hate. 

 

C'mon..........you understand jealousy.   Being jealous of another dude is extremely creepy.   

[B-Man]

 

[Doc]

I can't see her gaining any sort of meaningful ownership of the Cheaters. 

Edited October 15, 2022 by Doc

[UConn James]

49 minutes ago, mabden said:

 

This means she knows how to make any death look natural.

I know someone whose family (his dad was a CEO of a not-small but not-big company) had an oceanfront summer house up in the Cape Cod town where the Krafts summered, and sometimes babysat for their kids. The stories, as is so often the case of the rich, show how big of an * Kraft was. But his love for his wife Martha(?) was very real. Even though she was thrice more an * than he was. And yet everyone in the media just talks about how nice she was, either because that’s the mask she wore in public or they just brown-nose to maintain their access because what difference does the truth make(?).

 

As I do for so many things these days, all I offer is a “Whatever 🤷‍♂️.”

Edited October 15, 2022 by UConn James

[machine gun kelly]

I could care less what he does in his personal life.  His wife died and he took his time remarrying.  She’s a goldigger, but wouldn’t be the first or last.

 

Shell probably ride that train as long as possible, but what’s interesting is when he dies, what’s going to his family vs. her.

 

At the end of the day, who cares.

[Kornfed]

If I was filthy rich, I would go after the oldest, ugliest slophog I could find. .... Wouldn't you (rhetorical) 

[BarleyNY]

2 hours ago, JoPoy88 said:

Honestly I’m a little surprised that 34 year spread isn’t larger.

I agree. She’s 47. It’s not like he’s 55 and she’s 21. This is one of the least creepy things I’ve be seen Kraft do. 

[boco357]

Could've had it at Patriot place and write it off.

Edited October 15, 2022 by boco357

[BillsShredder83]

2 hours ago, HOUSE said:

So the Billionaire cheater wears Walmart sneakers to the Big Day 

This won't end well....

I'm not a sneaker guy, but dude has some hood in him. I'd bet those were a few grand 

[Warcodered]

47 minutes ago, B-Man said:

 

Was Bon Jovi in the white dress?

 

Also did they forget to list him purposely or not, or was Belichick simply not there?

[Fleezoid]

1 hour ago, BillsFanSD said:

Sorry, but very old guys marrying young hotties is always going to be a mash-up of gross and funny.

 

I'm not getting the "hottie" part of this.....

 

[frostbitmic]

Was Goodell's wedding gift a pair of supplemental draft picks ?

[Nephilim17]

Smart business decision on Dana's part. She's 47 and he's 81. He probably has just a handful of years left and she'll have hundreds of millions of dollars if she negotiated properly.

Hell, for that much money, I'd tug him once a week for five years. 

[Virgil]

I just want to see video footage of her friends and family while she read her vows.  I'm sure the dad was just air-pumping making the "cha-ching" noises repeatedly.

[Goin Breakdown]

2 hours ago, Doc said:

Must be love.

Of money yes. 

[galept]

39 minutes ago, Nephilim17 said:

Smart business decision on Dana's part. She's 47 and he's 81. He probably has just a handful of years left and she'll have hundreds of millions of dollars if she negotiated properly.

Hell, for that much money, I'd tug him once a week for five years. 

 

You're not alone.

[Goin Breakdown]

I didn't even have to see the pictures to know it was a much younger blond. That sounds like I made an assumption, and I felt bad for a second, but turns out I was right. 

[machine gun kelly]

42 minutes ago, Nephilim17 said:

Smart business decision on Dana's part. She's 47 and he's 81. He probably has just a handful of years left and she'll have hundreds of millions of dollars if she negotiated properly.

Hell, for that much money, I'd tug him once a week for five years. 

Thanks for that visual I can’t undo, unsee.

 

if he’s giving her millions, she’d better be a fr*#k.