Just Jack Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 For those that always seem to not get what this thread is for, what did YOU do differently that affected the outcome of the game against the Dolphins? I'll start... I wore no Bills gear, and did not watch the game, though I did keep checking the score update. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoMAn Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Just Jack said: For those that always seem to not get what this thread is for, what did YOU do differently that affected the outcome of the game against the Dolphins? I'll start... I wore no Bills gear, and did not watch the game, though I did keep checking the score update. My Bills shirt I’d been wearing since Friday, but went in the basket Sunday morning. BTW- is that really your name or is it what your wife says to you when she has a headache? 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEra Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Because I wore my red Poyer Jersey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I wore my Bills tennis shoes. I didn't wear them for the Miami game and we lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I had a massive hangover for the first time in many months. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2020 Our Year For Sure Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Because I was in the house for Bills Mafia Takeover: Baltimore. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Because I wore my new Buffalo Bills socks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeding Bills Blue Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Result was never in doubt - I got drunk and watched the Mighty ducks on saturday night. Never say die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I sucked it up and went almost 3 hours for a wedding where I knew nobody but my wife. Her childhood friend’s son got married. I deserved SOMETHING good for enduring that without a complaint. 3 1 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I stayed out of the game day thread, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I scheduled a hair cut for 12:10pm ET. Got there on time. Waited 10 minutes to be seated. The stylist was very ... deliberate ... in the way she cut my hair. It's a basic cut. #2 on the sides/back; tapered; scissor cut to finger length on top. Always a 10-15 minute job. This chick took almost a half hour of cutting and also had to stop a few times to answer the phone, speak with walk-in customers. I still had to make my customary/usually unnecessary trip to the grocery store and I didn't get done with the hair cut until 12:50, Missed the first 5 minutes of the game because of all this. This is why I never had a doubt that we'd win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nedboy7 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I kicked the dogs out of the living room. Previous weekend there were 5 dogs in the house. Can’t take it on game day. 8 minutes ago, Augie said: I sucked it up and went almost 3 hours for a wedding where I knew nobody but my wife. Her childhood friend’s son got married. I deserved SOMETHING good for enduring that without a complaint. so tired of weddings in general. Make it end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motorin' Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 McD ate his spinach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Because I donated to Tua's charity... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 (edited) I wore my new Bills socks of course. Duh. /🧵 Edited October 3, 2022 by Big Turk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, Gugny said: I scheduled a hair cut for 12:10pm ET. Got there on time. Waited 10 minutes to be seated. The stylist was very ... deliberate ... in the way she cut my hair. It's a basic cut. #2 on the sides/back; tapered; scissor cut to finger length on top. Always a 10-15 minute job. This chick took almost a half hour of cutting and also had to stop a few times to answer the phone, speak with walk-in customers. I still had to make my customary/usually unnecessary trip to the grocery store and I didn't get done with the hair cut until 12:50, Missed the first 5 minutes of the game because of all this. This is why I never had a doubt that we'd win. That sounds like a close call. You should go back to cutting your own hair like Mark Davis. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyoAZBillfan Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Because we have Josh Allen and they don’t, also cause they sucked more than the Bills in the second half! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I wore my Buffalo Bills socks …… That’s it just the socks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stads Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I woke up at exactly 8:16am. I stood up from my bed, spun around 4 and 7/8 times. I sang at the top of my lungs the entire score to Les Miserables. Now it gets weird. I put on my wife's wedding dress and cut the front lawn. Took that off before cutting the backyard wearing a Karlos Williams jersey whilst eating an entire cookie dough container (RIP his career). The cocaine I took hours earlier was still going strong since it was only 8:22am. I passed out and heard we won when I woke up about 25 minutes ago. You're welcome 🙂 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I watched it live. I missed the Miami game last week and they lost because of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookie Man Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I paid someone $500 to work my shift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gobills14094 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 i listened to the first quarter on the radio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 The only game I didn't drink during the game was the Miami game. So keep me drunk and send me wodka and gin money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills92 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 My buddy and I were watching the game outdoors (Lucky enough to have a TV in our backyard.. fall out from the pandemic and living in Canada) but as soon as the Bills were down 20-3.. I said we needed to make some in game adjustments and moved the game inside to the man cave (More pandemic fall out). Cue the comeback. Go Bills! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I bet $5000 on the Ravens. (Just kidding.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 3, 2022 Author Share Posted October 3, 2022 35 minutes ago, Motorin' said: McD ate his spinach! That's all fine and dandy, but what did YOU do that affected the outcome of the game? 32 minutes ago, WyoAZBillfan said: Because we have Josh Allen and they don’t, also cause they sucked more than the Bills in the second half! That's all fine and dandy, but what did YOU do that affected the outcome of the game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Non karma reason, they only won because they didn't notice it was a close game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 3, 2022 Author Share Posted October 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, without a drought said: Non karma reason, they only won because they didn't notice it was a close game. That's all fine and dandy, but what did YOU do that affected the outcome of the game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Instead of being afraid of bad karma, I pointed to a picture of a bloody Chuck Norris and explained to karma why it should be afraid of bad Josh Allen... n'uff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Positive Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I bought a football jersey for the first time in my life. $200 spent. I took it off right before the TD drive in the second quarter. You’re welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Petrino & I went to the game together & tailgated with Rich & Rosen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills!Win! Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Because I was never nervous before the game for the 3 wins, only the dolphins loss was I nervous pregame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billz4ever Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 The football gods smiled on Josh and decided they owed him one after having to endure a sexual assault last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I took my white Allen jersey OFF 5 minutes into the 2nd quarter then BOOM 💥 You’re welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 3, 2022 Author Share Posted October 3, 2022 13 minutes ago, Billz4ever said: The football gods smiled on Josh and decided they owed him one after having to endure a sexual assault last week. That's all fine and dandy, but what did YOU do that affected the outcome of the game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloMatt Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I wasn't confident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 (edited) No joke…my wife says to me in the second quarter, “You need to change your hat, that’s not your lucky one”. I have a hat I had yet to wear that I bought last year (amongst others) at home opener. Started wearing it this year for the games and also had it in when I found out my wife was pregnant. Made the hat switch, poof…instant turn around on the field and we drive the field to get the TD before halftime. So my bad guys on the rough start, I had the wrong hat on. Edited October 3, 2022 by Alphadawg7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billz4ever Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Just Jack said: That's all fine and dandy, but what did YOU do that affected the outcome of the game? At halftime, I sacrificed a goat and drew the buffalo on my living room wall with the blood. No, not really. One of my dachshunds came and sat with me in my recliner for the 2nd half of the game. Now he has to sit with me every week. Edited October 3, 2022 by Billz4ever 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 6 minutes ago, Just Jack said: That's all fine and dandy, but what did YOU do that affected the outcome of the game? 😝 it’s as if they didn’t read the OP correctly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Gugny said: I scheduled a hair cut for 12:10pm ET. Got there on time. Waited 10 minutes to be seated. The stylist was very ... deliberate ... in the way she cut my hair. It's a basic cut. #2 on the sides/back; tapered; scissor cut to finger length on top. Always a 10-15 minute job. This chick took almost a half hour of cutting and also had to stop a few times to answer the phone, speak with walk-in customers. I still had to make my customary/usually unnecessary trip to the grocery store and I didn't get done with the hair cut until 12:50, Missed the first 5 minutes of the game because of all this. This is why I never had a doubt that we'd win. How fast does your hair grow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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