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It started out as just busting on him for a goofy, and totally non-political, verbal mistake related to a football coach. I participated, but I make fun of people on both sides. I made fun of Obama for his remark about the Jedi mind meld and I made fun of Bill Clinton for saying he didn't inhale. I'd rank Trump's gaff about Lou Saban as roughly equivalent to Obama's and even less embarrassing than Clinton's. I don't think the thread was meant to trigger anyone but, you know how it is, you can't say anything these days...

Mine hangs on a lamp next to my desk. My key chain is bulky enough with the fob.

I have a piece of Astro-turf from Rich Stadium, encased in plastic:

"Tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper." - Fred Trump

I think he's alluding to this thread:

It's the Spam that makes it classy.

I went back to the doctor To get another shrink. I sit and tell him about my weekend, But he never betrays what he thinks. Can you see the real me, Doctor? Doctor? Can you see the real me, Doctor? Whoa, Doctor? I went back to my mother I said, "I'm crazy, Ma, help me." She said, "I know how it feels son, 'Cause it runs in the family."

The law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

He single-handedly kept Hurricane Dorian out of Alabama!

"The Washington Bugs" would be a great name for the DC team. You know, Watergate and everything...

Depends on how you're hung.

If you would only stop to live One moment at a time You would, I think, be startled by The things that you would find Like scents you never noticed And many subtle sounds Like colors in the landscape And textures of the town