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  1. The other day, a dentist in my town got arrested for dealing drugs. I was shocked. I've been going to him for ten years and I had no idea he was a dentist.
  2. "How'd you decide on a name for your business?" "Oh, I just pulled it out of my ***."
  3. Politicians hide themselves away They only started the war Why should they go out to fight? They leave that all to the poor, yeah Time will tell on their power minds Making war just for fun Treating people just like pawns in chess Wait till their judgment day comes, yeah
  4. She wore scarlet begonias Tucked into her curls. I knew right away She was not like other girls, other girls.
  5. Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg Squeeze it so hard, I'll fall right out of bed Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg (I wonder if you know what I'm talkin' about) Oh, but the way that you squeeze it girl I swear I'm gonna fall right out of bed
  6. I thought they learned it on Noah's Ark:
  7. Throughout the night When there's no direct light And a thin veil of clouds Keeps the stars out of sight I can smell the colors Outside on my lawn The moist green organic That my feet tread upon
  8. There's a rock and roll singer on the television Giving up his music, gonna take up religion Deserted rock and roll To try to save his soul
  9. Close your eyes and I'll kiss you Tomorrow I'll miss you Remember I'll always be true And then while I'm away, I'll write home everyday And I'll send all my loving to you
  10. (full-circle from the top of the page...) We take all kinds of pills that give us all kind of thrills But the thrill we've never known Is the thrill that'll getcha when you get your picture On the cover of the Rollin' Stone
  11. No no no no, I don't drink it no more I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor No, thank you, please, It only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door
  12. Well, we're big rock singers We got golden fingers And we're loved everywhere we go ("That sounds like us") We sing about beauty and we sing about truth At ten thousand dollars a show (right)
  13. When I finally get myself together I'm going to get down in that sunny southern weather And I'll find a place inside to laugh Separate the wheat from the chaff
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