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  1. "You thought a Venus Flytrap was badass? Hold my beer." - David Bowen
  2. The lunatic is on the grass The lunatic is on the grass Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs Got to keep the loonies on the path
  3. We'll know about 30 seconds after @YoloinOhio knows. 🙂
  4. Time, time, time See what's become of me While I looked around for my possibilities I was so hard to please But look around Leaves are brown And the sky Is a hazy shade of winter
  5. If I remember correctly, Mr. Wilson declined a move to the AFCN, also citing the desire to maintain rivalries.
  6. "Who thinks Dorsey is more intense than I am???"
  7. "What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
  8. That it’s the ocean flowing in our veins Oh..That it’s the salt that’s in our tears Oh..’Cause we could have come so very far Oh..In at least as many years! Take the highway through the Great Divide
  9. The other day, a dentist in my town got arrested for dealing drugs. I was shocked. I've been going to him for ten years and I had no idea he was a dentist.
  10. "How'd you decide on a name for your business?" "Oh, I just pulled it out of my ***."
  11. Politicians hide themselves away They only started the war Why should they go out to fight? They leave that all to the poor, yeah Time will tell on their power minds Making war just for fun Treating people just like pawns in chess Wait till their judgment day comes, yeah
  12. She wore scarlet begonias Tucked into her curls. I knew right away She was not like other girls, other girls.
  13. Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg Squeeze it so hard, I'll fall right out of bed Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg (I wonder if you know what I'm talkin' about) Oh, but the way that you squeeze it girl I swear I'm gonna fall right out of bed
  14. I thought they learned it on Noah's Ark:
  15. Throughout the night When there's no direct light And a thin veil of clouds Keeps the stars out of sight I can smell the colors Outside on my lawn The moist green organic That my feet tread upon
  16. There's a rock and roll singer on the television Giving up his music, gonna take up religion Deserted rock and roll To try to save his soul
  17. Close your eyes and I'll kiss you Tomorrow I'll miss you Remember I'll always be true And then while I'm away, I'll write home everyday And I'll send all my loving to you
  18. (full-circle from the top of the page...) We take all kinds of pills that give us all kind of thrills But the thrill we've never known Is the thrill that'll getcha when you get your picture On the cover of the Rollin' Stone
  19. No no no no, I don't drink it no more I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor No, thank you, please, It only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door
  20. Well, we're big rock singers We got golden fingers And we're loved everywhere we go ("That sounds like us") We sing about beauty and we sing about truth At ten thousand dollars a show (right)
  21. When I finally get myself together I'm going to get down in that sunny southern weather And I'll find a place inside to laugh Separate the wheat from the chaff
  22. Here comes the story of the Hurricane The man the authorities came to blame For somethin' that he never done Put in a prison cell, but one time he coulda been The champion of the world
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