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  1. I tried to say it once and ended up with a Steve Miller Band earworm that's driving me mad and making me crazy.
  2. No. It's a Saturnalia movie that was usurped by the Roman Empire and rebranded as a Christmas movie.
  3. Well, work it on out, honey (Work it on out) You know you look so good (Look so good) You know you got me goin' now (Got me goin') Just like I knew you would (Like I knew you would)
  4. On the other hand, we lucked into Josh in the 2018 draft. That's not a slam on Beane, who obviously did his homework and picked the best one of the bunch, but the fact that four other QB-needy teams had a shot at him - heck, the Browns had TWO shots - and didn't take him. I'll take the Bills' "luck" any day.
  5. What a tool! What a bonehead! What a dipstick!
  6. And I dreamed I saw the bomber jet planes Riding shotgun in the sky Turning into butterflies Above our nation
  7. There comes a redeemer And he slowly too fades away There follows a wagon behind him That's loaded with clay And the seeds that were silent All burst into bloom and decay And night comes so quiet It's close on the heels of the day
  8. They were nixed by an ad executive. Now, he's known as The Cereal Killer. Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. Be sure to pick up my new comedy CD at the merch table.
  9. I've seen billboards with some pretty good puns. In the Chicago area, there are some that say "Weed like to see you" or something like that. And along I80/I90 across northern Indiana, there are billboards for dispensaries in Michigan.
  10. And I'll run in the rain till I'm breathless When I'm breathless I'll run 'til I drop, hey! And the thoughts of a fool's kind of careless I'm just a fool waiting on the wrong block, oh yeah
  11. Send an extra blocker in from the sidelines on KO returns.
  12. I'm opposed to capital punishment for three reasons: 1. This: 2. There have been so many cases of false convictions - you can always overturn the conviction and set them free, but you can't undo death. That obviously doesn't apply here, since he was caught in the act, admitted his guilt, and showed no remorse. 3. I think life in prison with no chance of parole is a fate worse than death. Let him stew on it for the next 60 years instead of giving him the easy way out. Even if I believed in eternal damnation, I'd feel the same. I mean, he'd get there eventually, right?
  13. It was a million-to-one shot, Doc. A million-to-one.
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