Chaos Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Last night had an all too vivid nightmare that the 2020 season was cancelled and the NFL decided it would not be fair to have the Bengals draft first again, so they created a lottery system, and the Patriots ended up with the first pick and took Trevor Lawrence. It is imperative the 2020 season kickoff ASAP to prove to this nightmare is a fiction and not a premonition. 2 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RochesterRob Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Funny that I rarely dream anything Bills related but seriously I dreamed a few days ago that they rented out New Era for wedding receptions. People kept getting in my way to use the sinks to pee in. After what was a half hour of dreaming I realized I needed to get up and pee which I did after the cat had a brief conversation. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFT Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Last night I had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME!!!! 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st Ammendment NoMas Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, Chaos said: Last night had an all too vivid nightmare that the 2020 season was cancelled and the NFL decided it would not be fair to have the Bengals draft first again, so they created a lottery system, and the Patriots ended up with the first pick and took Trevor Lawrence. It is imperative the 2020 season kickoff ASAP to prove to this nightmare is a fiction and not a premonition. This is not a good dream. Get well soon brother. Would hate to see this unfold. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ticketssince61 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 I had a dream that there was a global pandemic and an economic meltodown ... felt so real! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted May 2, 2020 Author Share Posted May 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, BillsRdue said: This is not a good dream. Get well soon brother. Would hate to see this unfold. I have not heard the Bill. Belichek is suspected of working with the Chinese to create the Covid-19 virus, but if things unfold this way, he certainly will be on my suspect list. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoPoy88 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Dream posts are LAMP posts, yes? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 (edited) 16 minutes ago, RochesterRob said: Funny that I rarely dream anything Bills related but seriously I dreamed a few days ago that they rented out New Era for wedding receptions. People kept getting in my way to use the sinks to pee in. After what was a half hour of dreaming I realized I needed to get up and pee which I did after the cat had a brief conversation. What did the cat have to say? Why didn’t you ask it to hold on, until after you peed? I have so many important questions for this thread, I think I should pace myself. I’m guessing the Pats* were also awarded extra comp picks. This is SERIOUS! 6 minutes ago, ticketssince61 said: I had a dream that there was a global pandemic and an economic meltodown ... felt so real! Pinch yourself, WAKE UP! . ....oh, wait...... . Edited May 2, 2020 by Augie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Joe Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Last night I had a dream that sometime soon traumatised Bills fans will stop fretting over the Patriots.. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted May 2, 2020 Author Share Posted May 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, Aussie Joe said: Last night I had a dream that sometime soon traumatised Bills fans will stop fretting over the Patriots.. I think your lying. And trying to show off you superior fan credentials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, JoPoy88 said: Dream posts are LAMP posts, yes? Just darker. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Last night I had a dream that me and Kate Upton were laying in bed sharing a cigarette after the deed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 31 minutes ago, DFT said: Last night I had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME!!!! So this women you call hamburger... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProcessTruster Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 40 minutes ago, RochesterRob said: Funny that I rarely dream anything Bills related but seriously I dreamed a few days ago that they rented out New Era for wedding receptions. People kept getting in my way to use the sinks to pee in. After what was a half hour of dreaming I realized I needed to get up and pee which I did after the cat had a brief conversation. hey peeing in the sinks was the way 30 years ago 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Success Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 I remember when everyone was so upset that the Colts were going to continue winning everything in sight when they got Luck. Lawrence looks great in college. Tons of QB's have. I can't lose sleep over it. We have Allen, Diggs & Tre, and will rule the division until I'm old. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutie Flakes Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 The definition of your screen name says it all: "A state of utter confusion or disorder; a total lack of organization or order. any confused, disorderly mass: a chaos of meaningless phrases. the infinity of space or formless matter supposed to have preceded the existence of the ordered universe." Everything is OK Chaos. The patsies* are in an ebb flow. Tommy boy is gone as is his partner in crime Gronk. Now if you were to say that you had a bad dream about ref oriented patsie* conspiracies, spygate conspiracies, deflate gate conspiracies, etc., etc., I would say you might have something..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Chaos said: Last night had an all too vivid nightmare that the 2020 season was cancelled and the NFL decided it would not be fair to have the Bengals draft first again, so they created a lottery system, and the Patriots ended up with the first pick and took Trevor Lawrence. It is imperative the 2020 season kickoff ASAP to prove to this nightmare is a fiction and not a premonition. So, in life, have any of your dreams come true? OR are you and absolute failure? (say failure, say failure) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireChans Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Chaos said: Last night had an all too vivid nightmare that the 2020 season was cancelled and the NFL decided it would not be fair to have the Bengals draft first again, so they created a lottery system, and the Patriots ended up with the first pick and took Trevor Lawrence. It is imperative the 2020 season kickoff ASAP to prove to this nightmare is a fiction and not a premonition. That would actually be pretty cool besides the Pats drafting Lawrence thing. 2 new draft classes at once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 My last horrible Bills nightmare lasted from 2000-2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 I just woke up from a nightmare that @Chandler#81 quit modding and this stupid ass LAMP thread was never locked!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 What if this is just a dream ??? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franco_92 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 I also had a bad Bills dream last night, my first Bills dream in a while. Allen regressed and we were struggling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillies Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Advil PM, 2 of them. No dumb dreams. 8 solid. Try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ga boy Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Kraft brings proposal for no season and draft lottery ... I called it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
co_springs_billsfan Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 3 hours ago, njbuff said: Last night I had a dream that me and Kate Upton were laying in bed sharing a cigarette after the deed. Pics please. And if you could crop yourself out that would be awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookie Man Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 I rarely ever dream of the Bills or Bills players in the offseason. But last night I had a dream Josh Allen was my bartender and he kicked me out bc I was wearing a Losman jersey. He said "it makes sense though. He only wears half my number, " as he slid his finger down the middle of his shirt. "Because he's half the player." I was like DAAMN haha. It was actually really funny, I woke up laughing. And yes, I do own a Losman jersey, sadly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 5 hours ago, co_springs_billsfan said: Pics please. And if you could crop yourself out that would be awesome If you like to keep you food in your belly, you wouldn't want any pics involving me. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 9 hours ago, Chaos said: Last night had an all too vivid nightmare that the 2020 season was cancelled and the NFL decided it would not be fair to have the Bengals draft first again, so they created a lottery system, and the Patriots ended up with the first pick and took Trevor Lawrence. It is imperative the 2020 season kickoff ASAP to prove to this nightmare is a fiction and not a premonition. Yeah, I remember my first beer, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 11 hours ago, Augie said: What did the cat have to say? Why didn’t you ask it to hold on, until after you peed? I have so many important questions for this thread, I think I should pace myself. I’m guessing the Pats* were also awarded extra comp picks. This is SERIOUS! Pinch yourself, WAKE UP! . ....oh, wait...... . Augie, you’re killing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 11 hours ago, Success said: I remember when everyone was so upset that the Colts were going to continue winning everything in sight when they got Luck. Lawrence looks great in college. Tons of QB's have. I can't lose sleep over it. We have Allen, Diggs & Tre, and will rule the division until I'm old. you are old! Just kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 If there is no NFL season then guess what, no college season either, that means teams would be drafting blind and even the #1 overall could easily be another Johnny Football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucci Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 I had a nightmare the Bills went to the Superbowl 4 times in a row and lost them all......but there's no way that could happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 In their quest for league dominance, PS&E throws all their efforts into making their beloved franchise #1 – The Bills are sold to a Japanese business consortium to finance a tear down and rebuild of the Sabres. The consortium's faulty preparation for the takeover of the assumed 'yakyuu' team results in a full front office purge. A triumvirate of Nix, Whaley, and 'Skirts' Brandon return to guide the clueless new owners. Newly rehired coach Wrecks Ryan vows to 'Make Buffalo Bills Football Great Again' – well, at least to win the offseason. Sleep well, kiddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Success Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 4 hours ago, machine gun kelly said: you are old! Just kidding. Ha! Well, it's true. I sort of meant REALLY old, where I don't even remember who is QB...that kind of thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 16 hours ago, DFT said: Last night I had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME!!!! I'm being followed by a cheese sandwich. 15 hours ago, njbuff said: Last night I had a dream that me and Kate Upton were laying in bed sharing a cigarette after the deed. You don't strike me a someone who smokes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 13 hours ago, BuffaloBillies said: Advil PM, 2 of them. No dumb dreams. 8 solid. Try it. So damn groggy the next day, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Bills fans are like one of those Lifetime movies where the woman is constantly paranoid the abusive ex is going to show up again. Of course, in those movies he always does show up.....and beats the Bills again. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 23 minutes ago, inaugural balls said: I'm being followed by a cheese sandwich. You don't strike me a someone who smokes. Anything is possible after laying down with Kate Upton. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 21 hours ago, Chaos said: Last night had an all too vivid nightmare that the 2020 season was cancelled and the NFL decided it would not be fair to have the Bengals draft first again, so they created a lottery system, and the Patriots ended up with the first pick and took Trevor Lawrence. It is imperative the 2020 season kickoff ASAP to prove to this nightmare is a fiction and not a premonition. your wish is granted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Firebaugh Kid Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 People are really worried about a qb that looks like Mitch Kramer? ?♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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