Just Jack Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 (edited) "Listen kid, every interception you throw, you get one whack from my cane here, understand?" Edited June 4, 2019 by Just Jack 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Will you get mad if I smash all of your records? 2 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthomas Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 'Don't look now but theres a strange looking guy staring at us, just keep talking & walk this way with me' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 I'd trade my past for your future.... Don't mess this up! 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 (edited) Ok Jim, its time for you to just stay away and enjoy your life.... I got this... Edited June 4, 2019 by Hurricane 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Gump Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Jim: I can chug a beer better than you any day kid. Josh: I can chug a beer and then throw a football out of Sahlen Field old man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptnCoke11 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Jim Kelly walking with Josh Allen 5 14 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 16 minutes ago, Just Jack said: "Listen kid, every interception you throw, you get one whack from my cane here, understand?" "Hey Josh, that guy running behind you looks like one of those electronic football players from the 80's." 4 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Royale with Cheese said: "Hey Josh, that guy running behind you looks like one of those electronic football players from the 80's." ^^^^^ Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 55 minutes ago, Just Jack said: so yea, i just kept knocking home runs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 McDermott: "Hey guys!!! Wanna run? I wanna run. You wanna run??" 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngjebrey Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 “With all due respect mr. kelly, I can’t believe you didn’t like this place when you first got here. I love it!” 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 "...just square up and put a shoulder in his chest; drops 'em like stone every time" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Just Jack said: "How long before I get my own parking space?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzelaars_lives Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Hurricane said: Ok Jim, its time for you to just stay away and enjoy your life.... I got this... I'm halfway on board with this but can't go full emoji endorsement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddyjj Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Kid I looked just as good in shorts AND rocked a mullet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 and then there was the time after I was tackled they were giving me the business... 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 "I used to love your social media. Why don't you tweet anymore, Josh?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 "Two quarterbacks conversing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 “And whatever you do, never EVER open up TSW threads on game days, it ain’t for the faint of heart.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 "You're a good kid. [muttering] Would it be weird if I called you Chad? ....no reason" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLEN1QB Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Kid I got drunk the night before all 4 Super Bowl losses so don't be like me stop chugging that beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 (edited) Jimbo: "This cane is like my third leg." Josh: "Speaking of third legs, have you seen AJ McCarron's wife?" Edited June 4, 2019 by Hedge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Jim: You are just a new pup stepping in an old hero's shoes. Josh: I can do a better job than Robert Pattinson if you can handle the mentor role. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Hedge said: Jimbo: "This can is like my third leg." Josh: "Speaking of third legs, have you seen AJ McCarron's wife?" Yeah, shes hung like a pony. A- for effort but I think this joke needs more work, Musberger. Edited June 4, 2019 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Why no, Mr. Kelly, I did NOT know that you wore Frank Reich's jersey during the "greatest comeback" game to trick the Oilers. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batmanfreek Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 “There are going be fans comparing you to a team from 30 years ago. Be you and don’t live in the past.” 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjnick Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 4 hours ago, Just Jack said: "Listen kid, every interception you throw, you get one whack from my cane here, understand?" Jim: Ok, one last time... It goes like this... The Bills make me wanna SHOUT! Kick your heels up and SHOUT! Throw your hands up and SHOUT! Throw your head back and SHOUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsfaninSB Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 JA: I wasn’t born in 1994. How would I have been able to check our Crystal the Miami Dolphin cheerleader? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 8 hours ago, Just Jack said: ...".sorry Pops, I'm the new sheriff in town now"...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Get off my lawn! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 (edited) The Dugout Sports Bar Complex in Lockport...the place is huge... .. Edited June 4, 2019 by HOUSE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clearwater cadet Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 You wouldnt believe how cheap Ralph was. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 7 hours ago, ICanSleepWhenI'mDead said: Why no, Mr. Kelly, I did NOT know that you wore Frank Reich's jersey during the "greatest comeback" game to trick the Oilers. I call BS. That was Frank Reich, and not since Jake and Elwood was anyone on such a ‘mission from God’. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 "Mr. Kelly...do you think you could get me Jim Harbaugh's autograph?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Hey Josh, why did McD ask me if I used to wrestle before I could talk to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 “If they see you with ranch dressing, your days are numbered” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsbackto81 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Hey Kid,....What did the old Irish guy say to the cocky farm boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talley56 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 You got Andre Reed, I have Zay Jones. Give me a break man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 "If Shady is hot in the Super Bowl, keep feeding him the ball." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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