DC Tom

How does this thread have 120 pages without someone asking me to call someone else an idiot?

Hmmm. A very well-earned Bat Signal. Y'know, I've been accused of many things in my life. Theft, rape, murder, communism, Nazism, Republicanism, being a Democrat. General pedantic supercilious anal orifice-ness. But this is the first I've ever been accused of the inappropriate discussion of meal preparation instructions. You're a ***** idiot.

On it... You're an idiot. And on it... You really are an idiot.

You sent up the Bat Signal, so... Dolphins fans are idiots.

On it. You're an idiot. Not quite sure why, but Limeaid sent up the bat signal, so...

Happy birthday again Cindy. I'll never forget, at the first Hunter's Hope Ball, when you said "C'mon, I want to introduce you to Jim." Then surprise-hugged someone from behind and said "Hi Jim!" And he turned around, and was happy to see you. And all I could think was "Holy *****, you just surprise-hugged Hall of Famer James Friggin' Lofton!" Still think of you and smile.

But did you look under the couch? My sincere condolences.

Why? He can't see the field either way.

On it. You're an idiot.

Just send up the Bat Signal - tag me with @DC Tom.

They don't call her Sofia Viagra for nothing. He's an idiot.

Because you are idiots.

Tagging me without needing me to call someone an idiot? This is like sending up the Bat Signal, then telling Batman "The Joker? He's not here. Do you have any jumper cables?"

You have to @ me if you want a timely response. You're an idiot.

You're an idiot.

This is absolutely horrific. I don't have followers, so please retweet if you feel so.

You know, if you just throw the bat signal up and tag me, I'll call people idiots for you. Gotta tag me, though.

I hope you appreciate how tough this is to do across pages. You're an idiot.

*sigh* Work work work work work...on it... You're an idiot.

Seriously, people...I have no followers on Twitter (don't really want any), so this'll never get noticed. But if anyone here could get this some traction, it'd be appreciated.

Take your outrage and make it mean something.

Saved my ears, though.

@Billsfanatixs You're an idiot.

And you and Jay here now? This is like a 25-year reunion thread. Was thinking, too, when I saw The Dean's reply, "How many of us remember the old times, with Dean's drinkling (side note, Hi, Love Corn!), Rosen's panda fetish, and Ann's House of Pain?"

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