DC Tom

Him, too.

Is it just me, or does that look like Keanu Reeves?

Or in a Michael Weatherly biopic.

Liaoning is a Navy Cross waiting to be awarded. China's not going to have a truly capable carrier until the 002 class launches.

DE? The Navy hasn't had DEs since 1975. You are old, man...

No, this is a shakedown.

You're new here, aren't you?

Literally my first thought, too.

I wonder if Pierre ever partied with Ron Mexico and Carlos Danger?

Dear suckers: The spread doesn't count. Because NFL standings have nothing to do with your gambling.

I wonder how the original court appearance went, before IBM altered the timeline. I'll bet President Cruz just had him killed.

This is turning into the most dishonest ***** thing I've ever seen.

I don't blame him at all. If I were in Mitt's shoes, I'd have a fake twitter account as well. I'd just name it better than "Pierre Delecto." But even then...c'mon, what does he know about creating a believable alias? The guy's named "Mitt Romney."

Don't know about you, but I had a perfect 158.3 fan rating in Week 5. Only about a 95 rating yesterday, though. Had a bunch of incomplete posts, and two intercepted. C'est la vie...

(Psst. Let me tell you a secret: The spread doesn't count. Only wins and losses.)