Fins fans want to know if we poisoned the Miami Dolphins football team. Did we?

[Ralonzo]

1 hour ago, Slippery Rubber Mats said:

https://finheaven.com/threads/places-like-buffalo.380339/

 

Which one of you did this? I'm looking at anyone who works in HVAC or maybe a rogue dietitian. Perhaps a rude hotel concierge? How else did they lose by 4 touchdowns? 

 

Hot sauce in their Pepsi.

[dpberr]

2 hours ago, Slippery Rubber Mats said:

rogue dietitian

 That made me LOL

 

"Rogue dietitian 2:  Countin' calories while countin' bodies"

[That's No Moon]

Can you poison poison?

[Prospector]

I wouldn't put it past us to have unplugged the ice machines in the hotel... that will really get you off your game in a hurry

[billsbackto81]

It's from the very same OP that started the " Buffalo is overrated and will be exposed Sunday" post.🤣

 

I wouldn't be surprised if it's a undercover Bills fan just effing with their board.

[DrDawkinstein]

20 minutes ago, PBF81 said:

 

... over the last five seasons. 

 

 

 

For real, I went and looked it up since I knew this wasnt just some kind of aberration.

 

This isnt even their worst loss to us over the last few years.

 

2021 - We beat them 35-0, week 2, IN MIAMI.

2020 - The sweetest one. Our BACKUPS beat them week 17, when they needed to win to make it into the playoffs. 56-26!

 

And in the last 10 meetings, we're 9-1. With one anomaly, 2 point, heat stroke loss.

 

[Warcodered]

11 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said:

 

For real, I went and looked it up since I knew this wasnt just some kind of aberration.

 

This isnt even their worst loss to us over the last few years.

 

2021 - We beat them 35-0, week 2, IN MIAMI.

2020 - The sweetest one. Our BACKUPS beat them week 17, when they needed to win to make it into the playoffs. 56-26!

 

And in the last 10 meetings, we're 9-1. With one anomaly, 2 point, heat stroke loss.

 

Yeah that one in 2020, Josh and the starters went in the first half dropped about 20-25 on them and left, then Barkley did the same damn thing in the second half.

[DrDawkinstein]

2 minutes ago, Warcodered said:

Yeah that one in 2020, Josh and the starters went in the first half dropped about 20-25 on them and left, then Barkley did the same damn thing in the second half.

 

Wasnt that one of McKenzie's big games too? (one of two)

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

18 minutes ago, Prospector said:

I wouldn't put it past us to have unplugged the ice machines in the hotel... that will really get you off your game in a hurry

Even better...

Mission accomplished.

[Warcodered]

2 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said:

 

Wasnt that one of McKenzie's big games too? (one of two)

Yeah he killed them with Barkley throwing to him and also had a Kick return TD.

[Freddie's Dead]

1 hour ago, PrimeTime101 said:

So our new stadium is built where the south west side of the stadiums is the home side. Where do we get our wind and our lake effect most of the time out of? Yep.. mostly out of the south west.. So it looks like the visiting team gets a little but more weather.. just saying... lol the new stadiums ends will be closed so yea....  I hear it gets cold around here in January. 

 

 

 

It might be chilly...

[PrimeTime101]

1 minute ago, Freddie's Dead said:

 

It might be chilly...

our bench will have limited wind to their back.. away team going to have it in their face... tell me thats not an advantage.

 

[GuardianAngel787]

Clearly it was the gamma radiation sent from the bills backer bar nearby alpha centarui, duh.

[PonyBoy]

1 hour ago, Ralonzo said:

 

Hot sauce in their Pepsi.

 

See what you did there, nice! 

[Dukestreetking]

Out:

Nobody at Finheaven believes the obvious Troll.

 

In:

Meh, some Finheaven posters kinda want to believe it.

[Royale with Cheese]

This is proof they're making the meth stronger in Dade County.  

The Cook's name is Walter Blanco.  

[Utah John]

3 hours ago, Gregg said:

So, what's the plan to mess with the Pats and Jets when they come to OP?

Not bothering

3 hours ago, Limeaid said:

 

In college I was infamous for my Ex-Lax brownies.  Food was repeatedly being taken from floor refrigerator so I made a special batch of dark chocolate fudge brownies and left note: "Do not touch - brownies for Wilkeson Quadrangle event" and as expected brownies disappeared.  The thief was determined for he was constantly in bathroom.  The floor representative who had repeated reports of theft had maintenance open his dorm room and the brownie pan was found there.  He was told that he was banned from being able to sign up for single rooms in future and that if he was caught again he would be ejected with no refunds.  They also removed his mini refrigerator from room.

Hah!  I lived in Wilkeson for one year (75-76) before I transferred away from UB.  A bunch of guys put together a street hockey team and called themselves the Wilkeson Swords.  You're dating yourself if you get the reference.

 

Edited October 5, 2023 by Utah John

[Punching Bag]

2 minutes ago, Utah John said:

Hah!  I lived in Wilkeson for one year (75-76) before I transferred away from UB.  A bunch of guys put together a street hockey team and called themselves the Wilkeson Swords.  You're dating yourself if you get the reference.

 

Did you have a big guy with a red beard?  He had pictures of him playing hockey on his bulletin board. 

 

I started UB when I was 17 in 79 and he would have been a freshman or sophmore then. 

[Utah John]

3 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Memo to visiting teams to Buffalo, N.Y.:

The night before a game against the Bills is no time for your 'bully boy machismo' players to be ordering 'suicide hot' wings.  It is advised to order medium at most, and although it will raise the server's eyebrows, ranch dressing.

Oh, come on.  Make them try the hot ones.

 

As for Miami, it's true, it was a conspiracy.  All the ranch dressing in Buffalo was poisoned because only ignorant people from Miami would eat that with wings.

Just now, Limeaid said:

 

Did you have a big guy with a red beard?  He had pictures of him playing hockey on his bulletin board. 

 

I started UB when I was 17 in 79 and he would have been a freshman or sophmore then. 

I wasn't on the team. And it wasn't actual hockey, just hockey on the roads where the buses picked up students to go to the Main Street campus, which is where most classes were held back then.

[Westside Madness]

That guy has 401 posts since joining their board on 14-Sep-23. Likely an alt account. A hilarious alt account.

[frostbitmic]

The Dolphins got sick feasting on all of the sugary stories of how great they were,  especially after laying 70 on the NCAA Div II Denver Broncos.

[FLFan]

The poster from the Miami board reminds me of several posters on this site in terms of style and lack of intelligence.  Not saying he is one of ours, but just interesting to see their forum haunted by this type of troll as well. 

[Bad Things]

This allegedly happened to the NZ All Blacks rugby team before the Rugby World Cup final in 1995.

 

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/all-blacks-deliberately-poisoned-at-1995-rugby-world-cup-says-nelson-mandelas-bodyguard/AZOWJNWGCVALROTY3COJHVXSNI/

[C.Biscuit97]

Fin Fans are so stupid. Glad the rivalry is back. 

[Malazan]

1 hour ago, FLFan said:

The poster from the Miami board reminds me of several posters on this site in terms of style and lack of intelligence.  Not saying he is one of ours, but just interesting to see their forum haunted by this type of troll as well. 

 

What's sad if how many people on this forum believe it's a real Dolphins fan when it's very likely a Bills fan. It's just like "Jets Fan" that posts on here. 

 

This place love a Bills fan pretending to be a fan of another team and acting like an idiot. 

Edited October 6, 2023 by Malazan

[muppy]

1 hour ago, frostbitmic said:

The Dolphins got sick feasting on all of the sugary stories of how great they were,  especially after laying 70 on the NCAA Div II Denver Broncos.

The fish fans specifically are sick all right. It's from ingesting all those SOUR GRAPES after the debacle in WNY oh yes they are so BITTER

 

Bills fans say eat it ALL up fish.  That's what you get for talking so much Chit. **Raspberries***

[ControllerOfPlanetX]

Fin Heaven? Does that mean they’re dead?
 

“Fins up”? I think when the fins are up on a dolphin…it’s dead.

[billsfan89]

1 hour ago, frostbitmic said:

The Dolphins got sick feasting on all of the sugary stories of how great they were,  especially after laying 70 on the NCAA Div II Denver Broncos.

They also ran into a bad match up away with a defense that was down two out of their three top defensive linemen. Not that complicated 

[AlfaBill]

10 hours ago, PBF81 said:

Maybe the chocolates on their pillows were tainted.  

 

 

Maybe they were chocolates from taints?

[Punch]

11 hours ago, PBF81 said:

Maybe the chocolates on their pillows were tainted.  

 

 

[Nelius]

Aside from being complete morons, I like Fish fans because they all seem new. It's like they took a couple of decades off after Marino and are trying to figure out how to do it again, so you get conspiracy theories and threats of violence lol as they ramp back up. Such a dumb franchise.

[beerme1]

12 hours ago, boyst said:

Every board has their own Crayonz

 

Crayonz was magic though man. 

[peterpan]

I thought the dolphins played really well 

[CSBill]

Why are we still talking about the Dolphins and their fans? Ignore them like they deserve.

[Just in Atlanta]

It's a special poison that prevents coaches from making mid-game offensive adjustments, quarterbacks from making passes other than his first read, and cornerbacks from covering Stephon Diggs. 

 

 

[transient]

On 10/5/2023 at 11:04 AM, Slippery Rubber Mats said:

https://finheaven.com/threads/places-like-buffalo.380339/

 

 

Which one of you did this? I'm looking at anyone who works in HVAC or maybe a rogue dietitian. Perhaps a rude hotel concierge? How else did they lose by 4 touchdowns? 

When I first read this I thought you meant who on TBD set up a ‘Phins Hellscape burner account and rolled out that awesomely elaborate troll job. 🤷‍♂️😂

[Slippery Rubber Mats]

1 hour ago, transient said:

When I first read this I thought you meant who on TBD set up a ‘Phins Hellscape burner account and rolled out that awesomely elaborate troll job. 🤷‍♂️😂

seems likely lol

[HomeskillitMoorman]

Today's conspiracy theorists have really given a bad name to legit conspiracy theorists. I mean it was always a problem for the group but now most of them are people that throw 10,000 things against the wall and if one sticks, they think they're on some kind of inside track of knowing the "truth". 

[Punching Bag]

I have seen Fuzzy Beast on that site.