Billsatlastin2018 Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 20 minutes ago, FireChans said: I think that was the reference bro Uh yeah… I got that… I was replaying it for those who weren’t around… bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 She's not dead. After years of brutal last second losses and watching the Bills ***** defeat from the jaws of victory, poor Becky finally snapped and kidnapped a Patriots fan named Edwin, keeping him chained up in a storage unit where she blared the Shout song at him non-stop for three straight weeks. Becky also set up a projector in the storage unit and hit poor Edwin with one of those orange foam chicken wing hats every time she showed him a picture of Tom Brady. Becky now lives in Miller's Merry Manor a "rest home" for those with severe emotional issues. In a twist of fate too strange for fiction, Becky has become great friends with Edwin who is also a resident there. They spend most of their days together writing threatening letters to Tom Brady that the rest home staff throws away. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maybe Someday Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 She’s alive. The wink he gives the store clerk, is definitely a don’t tell my wife wink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giuseppe Tognarelli Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsShredder83 Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 Monday was my first Bills game in a new relationship. ENERGY was high. There was screaming, celebration, b'tchin about things she doesnt have the slightest clue about. Right when i thought it couldnt get worse, this commercial put a rock lump in my throat when the kid was last sitting after a Loss... yet passing it down proudly to his offspring. Man, that was a great commercial, got me all in my feels and was a very accurate representation of my 35yrs of fandom. Now try explaining this with a lump in your throat to someone who couldnt possibly understand even one of the triggers this one touched off lol This must be how women feel when their shoes/purse are ruining their life (apparently?) Do shoes give PTSD? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fetou Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 On the plus side, if she is dead she doesnt have to sit through the T Mobile commercial with the gagworthy singing and dancing every 10 minutes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perry Turtle Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 Are they all dead? Is this some version of hell where Norwood has to sell merchandise to the fanbase he ruthlessly disappointed for all eternity? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djp14150 Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 4 hours ago, Coach Tuesday said: The Visa commercial about the Bills fan that spans three generations. Does his wife die? The one he proposed to during the Norwood kick? She’s not there at the end of the commercial when he’s buying a jersey for his granddaughter and I was getting Up vibes. Is she dead? Thanks. now that she married him she’s no longer has to be a football fan…. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelius Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 I think there's some nod to him getting his old jerseys fixed up with the wink to the jersey merchant at the end? I don't know, she's probably dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 1 hour ago, BillsShredder83 said: Do shoes give PTSD? Only if she breaks her foot off in your arse... (Good luck with the new squeeze) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunsgoodtime Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 If I had the choice again, yes for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 6 hours ago, Coach Tuesday said: The Visa commercial about the Bills fan that spans three generations. Does his wife die? The one he proposed to during the Norwood kick? She’s not there at the end of the commercial when he’s buying a jersey for his granddaughter and I was getting Up vibes. Is she dead? Thanks. 13 seconds finished her off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 You guys are horrible! Of course she’s alive 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Darragh Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 She had heart failure at home in the middle of the night and nobody knew CPR. Too soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 9 hours ago, Gugny said: Well, she could have gone for the Kiko Alonso jersey, but that commercial would probably never see the light of day. Pornhub! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 kimd of like Schrödinger's cat - you'll never really know 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, GunnerBill said: 13 seconds finished her off. I wonder how many Bills Mafia we lost, hopefully zero. We need all Mafia to live to see Bills Super Bowl parade in Buffalo! 13 seconds not good for our tickers. With age I am a much calmer Bills fan. Calmer by the decade, but still a raging Bills fan! Edited September 18, 2023 by Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Stampede Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 She divorced him and married a Pats fan. She wasn’t loyal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoonerBillsFan Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 (edited) Wow...just wow. Commercial brings a heartwarming tear to my eye then I read this. Let me guess... they don't have a pet because in one blizzard they BBQ'ed it to survive? And yeah,my one WTH moment is the Norwood jersey. The timeline kinda throws me off. 11 hours ago, TheyCallMeAndy said: She’s on TBD bitching about Allen and Dorsey. This should be a nominationee for post of the year. #perfect 11 hours ago, TheyCallMeAndy said: 11 hours ago, TheyCallMeAndy said: 11 hours ago, TheyCallMeAndy said: Edited September 18, 2023 by SoonerBillsFan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 If she dies, she dies.... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 11 hours ago, Captain_Quint said: I assumed she hung herself somewhere along the way. Wide Right and the Drought Years got her... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 10 hours ago, FireChans said: Norwood is in the commercial. He was, where? I mean , I know the 47 yard FG reference when he proposed......I get the generations thing but the Norwood part I just really get....hey kid, here is a jersey of the player that missed the 47 yard kick 2 seconds after I proposed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanSD Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 11 hours ago, RyanC883 said: the guy seems to get old rather quickly from buying a Nordwood jersey to being a granddad of an approximately 8 year old. Losing four straight SBs aged all us more than we'd like to admit. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireChans Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 15 minutes ago, Matt_In_NH said: He was, where? I mean , I know the 47 yard FG reference when he proposed......I get the generations thing but the Norwood part I just really get....hey kid, here is a jersey of the player that missed the 47 yard kick 2 seconds after I proposed. He’s the guy selling the jersey…. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, FireChans said: He’s the guy selling the jersey…. I'm clueless, lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 So what jersey's do we see? In order of appearance Joe DeLamielleure Bruce Smith ??? (the proposal/wide right scene) Doug Flutie Kyle Williams Scott Norwood 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 38 minutes ago, FireChans said: He’s the guy selling the jersey…. I see him now, he is off to the right in the screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beach Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 she left the man for Scott Norwood and the kid is getting her step-grandfather's jersey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 12 hours ago, Coach Tuesday said: The Visa commercial about the Bills fan that spans three generations. Does his wife die? The one he proposed to during the Norwood kick? She’s not there at the end of the commercial when he’s buying a jersey for his granddaughter and I was getting Up vibes. Is she dead? Thanks. Yes, she’s dead. He bought his granddaughter the jersey that was most memorable from the moment he proposed to his wife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsVet Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 1 hour ago, BillsFanSD said: Losing four straight SBs aged all us more than we'd like to admit. I think she held on a lot longer than that. My best guess is 3+ years of listening to Dick Jauron post-game press conferences was too much and she went into a coma that she remains in to this day. There's been signs of neural activity, but no significant improvement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnyguy Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 No, no she's not dead......... she's pining........pining for the fjords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 I choose to think the whole thing is a child's dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 2 hours ago, entropyrules said: kimd of like Schrödinger's cat - you'll never really know This is the correct answer, she is both alive and dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRW Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 37 minutes ago, Gavin in Va Beach said: This is the correct answer, she is both alive and dead who isn't these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bklnpete Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 This makes me feel old 👴🏼 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Matt_In_NH said: I'm clueless, lol We know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TampaBillsJunkie Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 She's not dead, but pretty savagely injured after getting squirted in the eye with mustard and jumping on to a fiery folding table in Hammer's parking lot. Pinto Ron is attending to her injuries by giving her a few shots of whiskey. She'll be ready for the sequel. WARNING: Do not attempt table jumps after age 60, even if your husband of 38 years dares you to just to impress your grandkids. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Joe Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 (edited) No reference to the Diggs / Maddy Glab issue in the commercial? Edited September 18, 2023 by Aussie Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsBruce Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 Newsflash: We're all the matrix, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 If she dies, she dies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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