Tua body transformation

[Don Otreply]

Tua, the thickest little guy…,  did the enhancing menu items grow padding around his brain, asking for a friend, 

[Yantha]

In all seriousness..... I hope he doesn't cause further damage.  He really ought to retire.   He's already made more money than you or I will make in our lifetime......  He's all good on that front.

 

I understand why he's playing but time's ticking.

Edited April 11, 2023 by Yantha

[HOUSE]

2 minutes ago, Limeaid said:

 

Do you understand how difficult to play with a flak jacket on in Mijami heat?

Suffer.....

[Royale with Cheese]

He's eating too much spam and rice.  Dude, you're a millionaire, eat decent food.

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

2 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

He's eating too much spam and rice.  Dude, you're a millionaire, eat decent food.

You can tell him as often as you like.  He still won't remember.

[strive_for_five_guy]

2 hours ago, DCofNC said:

I recall this being a big thing for Zac Wilson.

Tua on the South Beach MILF diet?

[Royale with Cheese]

6 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

You can tell him as often as you like.  He still won't remember.

[Sammy Watkins' Rib]

Is the idea to get so fat that when he falls his head can’t touch the ground? 

[Big Turk]

3 hours ago, SCBills said:

Thoughts?

 

 

 

 

If that's "huge" I have no idea what they would say about my legs then.

[Rigotz]

2 hours ago, Dopey said:

I wondered how someone could try turning this thread into a Bills bashing thread. Ahh, TBD. 

 

I was using examples from the team whose message board we're posting on right now.

 

If it makes you feel more secure, I can use examples from another team like Zach Wilson and Eddie Lacey.

[Fallser]

Bruh needs to lay off the Cuban sammiches. Thick!

[Malazan]

These type of photos/videos are always ridiculous. 

[Freddie's Dead]

3 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Lamar Jackson v2.0.

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him..."

 

We have the technology....

[Beck Water]

39 minutes ago, billsbackto81 said:

Doesn't look any different to me. 🙍

 

I heard during an interview that Josh said he doesn't do any muscle building exercises on his upper torso. Just core and flexibility.

I heard it a little differently - that he doesn’t lift weights with his upper body.  I expect he does functional strength training type stuff, which does build muscle but with more attention to strengthening small stabilizer muscles and maintaining flexibility

 

 

[TheBrownBear]

Tua looks fine.  It's April.  I'm sure he'll drop the excess 10 or so pounds in the next few months.

[1ManRaid]

I like to hate on Tua and the Phish as much as the next guy, but a few extra pounds in April in the depths of the offseason is a big ole nothing burger.

[1ManRaid]

52 minutes ago, Beck Water said:

I heard it a little differently - that he doesn’t lift weights with his upper body.  I expect he does functional strength training type stuff, which does build muscle but with more attention to strengthening small stabilizer muscles and maintaining flexibility

 

 

 

Just heard a guy on the radio (who played QB in college and had a close relative who was a 10 year NFL QB) tell a story the other day about how his NFL brother/cousin/whateveridontremember chastising him for being too focused on strength training, and had him cut out like 80% of the weight lifting in favor of yoga and other flexibility stuff.  Came from a fun talk about some meme QB in this draft who got absolutely jacked and ripped as hell for the combine rather than work on things that would actually make him a better QB.

Edited April 11, 2023 by 1ManRaid

[Captain Hindsight]

15 minutes ago, 1ManRaid said:

I like to hate on Tua and the Phish as much as the next guy, but a few extra pounds in April in the depths of the offseason is a big ole nothing burger.

He probably did it to help him handle the cold in LA games 

[eball]

Oh, the offseason...[sigh]

 

 

[Roundybout]

Damn, if this trend continues, this will be Tua in september:

 

 

 

[billsbackto81]

1 hour ago, Beck Water said:

I heard it a little differently - that he doesn’t lift weights with his upper body.  I expect he does functional strength training type stuff, which does build muscle but with more attention to strengthening small stabilizer muscles and maintaining flexibility

 

 

That is correct. He still trains upper body, he just doesn't do heavy mass building upper body exercises. He does however train legs pretty hard.

[purple haze]

7 hours ago, SCBills said:

Thoughts?

 

 

 

He looks the same to me.  

[1ManRaid]

1 hour ago, Captain Hindsight said:

He probably did it to help him handle the cold in LA games 

 

I do hear it snows in California sometimes, so it's indeed basically the same as Buffalo.

[C.Biscuit97]

3 hours ago, Malazan said:

These type of photos/videos are always ridiculous. 

My favorite is Derek Eater when someone caught a bad angle of him.

 

and Allen isn’t exactly in the greatest shape either. Most qbs are skinny soy boys (see Brady,Tom) or dad bods with a great arm. Jacked, really in shape qbs never make it (see Quinn, Brady or now Levis, Will).  Basically, this is the only reason I didn’t make it as a nfl qb. Too muscular. 😉

58 minutes ago, billsbackto81 said:

That is correct. He still trains upper body, he just doesn't do heavy mass building upper body exercises. He does however train legs pretty hard.

Qbs, pitchers, basketball shooters rarely do chest or fly type exercises. The “glamour” exercises can really mess with your mechanics. 

[Don Otreply]

2 hours ago, 1ManRaid said:

I like to hate on Tua and the Phish as much as the next guy, but a few extra pounds in April in the depths of the offseason is a big ole nothing burger.

For Tua it is too many something burgers 🍔 

[Airseven]

Tua looking a bit like the Josh Allen physique.

[GoBills808]

4 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said:

He's eating too much spam and rice.  Dude, you're a millionaire, eat decent food.

gfy

[billsbackto81]

7 minutes ago, GoBills808 said:

gfy

😂

[JakeFrommStateFarm]

Tua flexing

[mushypeaches]

Let us know when he transforms into a QB that can beat the Bills without a loaded roster and a stadium sunstroke advanage

[Royale with Cheese]

24 minutes ago, GoBills808 said:

gfy

 

[1ManRaid]

38 minutes ago, Don Otreply said:

For Tua it is too many something burgers 🍔 

 

(tip of the hat for a job well done)

 

23 minutes ago, GoBills808 said:

gfy

 

Damn right, Spam (when properly cooked) is a god damned delicacy.

[bigK14094]

Can't develope your way to Josh proportions.

[Behindenemylines]

8 hours ago, Snappysnackcakes said:

Looks like he’s hired Russell Wilson’s chef. 

Or maybe deep fried and ate him 

[Augie]

It looks like he’s developed a little bit of a “dad bod” to me.

 

Maybe he needs to thicken his helmet , too, like Mark Kelso. That first concussion where he was barely pushed backwards by Epenesa mystified me. Pretty sure I would have survived that just fine 100 times in a row. 

 

 

….but the next day would be hell!!! OK, make it a couple weeks…..

[Buffalo716]

1 hour ago, C.Biscuit97 said:

My favorite is Derek Eater when someone caught a bad angle of him.

 

and Allen isn’t exactly in the greatest shape either. Most qbs are skinny soy boys (see Brady,Tom) or dad bods with a great arm. Jacked, really in shape qbs never make it (see Quinn, Brady or now Levis, Will).  Basically, this is the only reason I didn’t make it as a nfl qb. Too muscular. 😉

Qbs, pitchers, basketball shooters rarely do chest or fly type exercises. The “glamour” exercises can really mess with your mechanics. 

Tom Brady was a skinny soy boy coming out of college

 

He’s in better shape than 100% of the people on this board and is a much better athlete

Seeing he was able to throw for over 4000 yards as a 44-year-old in the league

 

Edited April 11, 2023 by Buffalo716

[phxbacker]

Looks like he is on the Russell Wilson Diet

[JohnNord]

I wouldn’t really say body transformation.   It looks like he put on a little weight and I don’t see it doing much for him.  If you remember last season Lamar Jackson added 20 lbs of “muscle” and ended the season injured

[John from Riverside]

8 hours ago, Rigotz said:

Every off-season:

Tua’s new look

Motor’s new look

Epenesa’s new look

Basham’s new look 

Somehow it never does anything.

Gonna disagree on motor

motor was better after his recomp

[JohnNord]

16 minutes ago, Augie said:

It looks like he’s developed a little bit of a “dad bod” to me.

 

Maybe he needs to thicken his helmet , too, like Mark Kelso. That first concussion where he was barely pushed backwards by Epenesa mystified me. Pretty sure I would have survived that just fine 100 times in a row. 

 

 

….but the next day would be hell!!! OK, make it a couple weeks…..

Mahomes looked a little chubby in this picture too.  I’m thinking they don’t get strict with their until right around now.   They’ll probably be at playing weight by season 1.